Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Maura Tierney Withdraws From Parenthood

57113841mauratierney9112009100541am Sad news this morning!  Maura Tierney -- I loved her in NewsRadio and ER and I hear she was very good in Rescue Me as well -- has been forced to relinquish her role on the upcoming new series Parenthood.   Production had originally been delayed while Maura dealt with a "mystery illness."  It was later revealed that she had breast cancer that resulted in having a tumor removed in July, but by delaying filming until November, she would be ready for the show's midseason timeline.  Now, it app...

Ellen Degeneres Show Sued over Music Licensing

ellen-new2 American Idol is very, very careful to get record-label approval for every song they use, and they're going to have to start explaining that shit to Ellen in the near future. Her talk show's producers are being sued for the use of music during the TOTALLY AWESOME "dance over" segment, where Ellen dances through the audience to some super-fun tune and it's hilarious and even I laugh. But apparently it's not funny to the record labels, who weren't paid for license fees. According to the sui...

Check Out Lindsay Lohan’s Voicemails

Lindsay Lohan Voicemails from ANIMALnewyork.com on Vimeo. Oh, Lord. So, about a year ago, Lindsay Lohan posted her phone number on her Facebook page. She only had about 100 friends at the time, but the number got into some unsavory hands. Then she made the mistake of making her voicemail password 1234. So it was really only a matter of time before someone called up and checked her voicemails. And then put them on the Internet. And that's what we have above here. It's people asking for favors, com...

Wait a Minute — Was This Over a Threesome?

15006359tilatequila910200952403pm I know I promised I wasn't going to talk about this trollop again, but a girl can only be so strong.  Over the past 24 hours my loving and faithful cyber-friends have flooded my inbox with every bit of incriminating evidence, unflattering pictures and negative commentary that has ever existed regarding Tila Tequila.  I. Thank. You.  Do you see how much restraint I've exercised in not racing here and posting every last bit of it?  I have so much willpower -- I could probably go vegan.  Oh, ...

And Here’s The Denial

picture-41 It was just last night that Beet was flummoxed over the possibility that John Mayer and Kristin Cavallari might be sailing into relationship territory.  It appears that Janet Charleton was wrong.  At least, that's what John Mayer is Tweeting. As usual, Mayer approached the rumor in his standard, eighth-grade style.  Kristin, you dodged a bullet with this one. Wow, Beet.  This did feel very Hills-ish.  Can we never do this again?  I suppose a cast-wide site ban would be too much to hope ...

Love Kathy Griffin? Hate the Gosselins? Watch This

Kathy Griffin was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and shared a clip of a skit she did that spoofs the Gosselin family. Oh, and she's got just the most perfect actor on the universe to portray Jon. "Wah, wah, wah. Here, drink the tears of fame." She cracks me up!...

Awwwkwaaaaaard!

Aw, man!  Sometimes I watch things on television that make me cringe.  You know the type of thing where you wish you weren't watching but you'll kill anyone who reaches for the remote?  This was one of those times.  Nightline's Cynthia McFadden interviewed Tyra Banks and it aired last night.  She asked all the appropriate questions (even if she couldn't pronounce Paulina Porizkova's name) about Tyra's successes and relationships and blah, blah, blah.  However, the only thing anyone probably ca...

Ashlee Simpson: Grateful She’s Not Her Sister

58240506ashleesimspon910200911447pm Can a woman be a douche or just use one?  Douche (douchelle?  douchette?) Ashlee Simpson (did she get a reverse rhinoplasty?) shares the cover of October's Redbook -- probably good timing since Melrose Place won't be on the air in another six weeks -- and she talks about how motherhood has made her even more of a bitch than she already was changed her.  "I’ve grown up so much.  The great thing about being pregnant is that you have nine months and it really does prepare you. Your body ...

How Bad Is This?

Hey, guys!  How bad is this new single from Carmen Electra?  Yep, Carmen Electra is a singer now -- you didn't know?  This "song" is called "Who Do You Think You Are?" and it's off her new album -- yep, Carmen Electra has an album now -- titled C-17.   I can best describe this song as the sound my brain makes right before I conclude that I need a Xanax.  An overproduced cacophony of frenetic, spastic anxiety that would make a perfect soundtrack for the spontaneous choreographed dance numbers ...

Mischa Barton: 19 Days, Major Difference

Mischa Barton Mischa Barton was out partying Tuesday night -- have I mentioned what a bad idea this is for someone fresh out of rehab? -- and looking quite svelte again.  More than just partying, she was partying with Gossip Girl's Taylor Momsen who is just a teen statistic waiting to happen.  Taylor Momsen is Mischa Barton seven years ago. It's like the aliens came and extracted my Mischa Hate.  Ever since she went a little nutso, I'm so much more forgiving of her choices -- even that "Mom on The...

The Best Part of Waking Up is Psycho In My Cup

picture-21 Uh-oh, guys.  It looks like Lindsay's Twitter account was hacked again!  And when I say "hacked" what I really mean is "not hacked."   I don't do cocaine I'm not fluent in Lindsay-speak, but I think it's clear that she was Tweeting and Sam was replying via text.  Listen, I don't know what the fuck these messages mean.  Obviously, Sam has been saying Lindsay is "gross" which is the best news I've heard all day. I do know that I'll be using the word "substanisan" -- I've decided that it can be defined ...
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