Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Meet Sean Penn’s New Girlfriend

58309412seanpenn915200941150pm Perhaps this is just what Sean Penn and Robin Wright need to get off the I love you/I hate you/I love you/I hate you roller coaster.  Sean has a new girlfriend -- they met last month at Kid Rock's house so you know it's destined to last forever and ever -- and she's every estranged wife's nightmare. She's a 2003 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition model, she's appeared in Jay-Z, John Legend and Robin Thicke videos.  She was seen on The T.O. Show when she was dating Terrell Owens and she...

Kanye Apologizes to Everyone Except Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift was a guest on The View today -- incidentally, Kate Gosselin sucks as a guest host -- and the harpies wasted no time asking her about the whole VMA debacle.  I'm so glad she got a chance to let everyone know that Kanye hasn't even contacted her yet. It's kind of old news in this Autumn of Anger, but Kanye sure has a lot of time to blog apologies and talk to Leno about being a dickwad, why not call the girl, apologize and move on?  He's more interested in restoring his publi...

Chris Brown is a Big Movie Star

It's not coming out until February, but here's the trailer for Takers.  On the surface it just seems like another testosterone-fueled blockbuster, but it's really so much more:  one of the stars is Chris Brown. America has a short memory and this flick isn't releasing until next year.  I predict that, good plot or bad, this movie will make hundreds of millions of dollars and Chris Brown will be back on top....

Jessica Simpson’s Malti-Poo Meets Cruel Ending

daisy Jessica Simpson took to her Twitter yesterday to let everyone know that she was searching after her Malti-Poo Daisy, a gift from ex-husband Nick Lachey, was snatched away by a coyote.  "My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!" Aw, this is so sad.  Daisy is that cute little puff ball that Jessica is usually seen traveling with.  One minute she was hanging out in her Louis Vuitton pet carrier an...

Jay Leno’s New Show Completely Different — No Desk

I tuned in last night, along with more than 10 million other people, to check out Leno's new late-night talk show that doesn't air late-night.  It feels different to have that program format airing before the 11 o'clock news and I wanted to see how it would translate.  I'm lying -- I wanted to see what Kanye had to say.  And, you know, I had a tough day yesterday.  I not only had to compliment Beyonce, I had to write about Oprah twice and watch her show yesterday.  I was really looking forward to just chilling out and escaping the stress of my ...

Celebrating Bea Arthur

beaarthur Note from MGMT: Our darling NYC correspondent, Skipabeet, had the opportunity to attend a Bea Arthur memorial this week, and she's here to share her thoughts about this phenomenal woman. A memorial was held for Bea Arthur yesterday afternoon at the Majestic Theatre in Manhattan, although the word 'memorial' was often not used, as many friends and family explained that Bea had specifically requested no memorial be held in her honor when becoming ill.  Bea Arthur passed away on April 25th 2009 at...

Kanye West Continues His Public Apology Tour on Jay Leno’s Show

Sigh. For the billionth time, Kanye West is out and about apologizing for his obnoxious behavior. Kanye kept his commitment to appear on the first episode of Jay Leno's new prime-time show, and he had a few things to say about his behavior the previous night.
"Have you had a tough day?" Leno asked West, 32, as the studio audience erupted in laughter. Speaking seriously, West replied, "Yeah, it's been extremely difficult." He admitted to "just dealing with the fact that I hurt someone or took anything away, you know, from a talented artist or from anyone, because I only wanted to help people." Explaining why he was giving a shout-out to the other nominee, Beyoncé, West said, "My entire life, I've only wanted to give and do something that I felt was right. And I immediately knew in the situation that it was wrong, and it wasn't a spectacle or just – you know, it's actually someone's emotions, you know, that I stepped on." Concurring with many of the sentiments expressed by critics since the incident, West said, "And it was very … rude, period. And, you know, I'd like to be able to apologize to her in person." West said he knew he'd erred "as soon as I gave the mic back to her and she didn't keep going." Summing up what he did and how he now feels about it, West said, "I'm just ashamed that my hurt caused someone else's hurt."
Kanye continued to further rationalize his behavior:
“So many celebrities, they never take the time off,” he said. “I’ve never taken the time off to really — you know, just music after music and tour after tour. I’m just ashamed that my hurt caused someone else’s hurt. My dream of what awards shows are supposed to be, ’cause, and I don’t try to justify it because I was just in the wrong. That’s period. But I need to, after this, take some time off and just analyze how I’m going to make it through the rest of this life, how I’m going to improve.”
Ya know, Kanye, you pull this shit at pretty regular intervals. And normally it's not that big of a deal to me, because you're not out hurting other people, you're just making a giant ass of yourself, which is your prerogative. I think you're a genius -- I'll say that flat-out -- but that doesn't mean you don't have to play by the same rules of social conduct as the rest of us. You said this in your song "Can't Tell Me Nothing":
I feel the pressure, under more scrutiny / and what I do? / act more stupidly / bought more jewelry / more Louis V / my momma couldn't get through to me / the drama, people suing me / I'm on TV talking like it's just you and me
I mean, the entire song is basically you talking about how you realize what an asshole you've been since you got famous, how you regret those decisions. I'm pretty sure the last statement is a reference to this insanity: Even if you were correct on that point, you know you have a tendency to behave inappropriately on live television. So WTF were you doing drinking a whole damn bottle of Hennessy before the show? How could you possibly expect that to end well? You don't need to pull shit like this -- your talent speaks for itself, and you have a perfectly large platform from which to reasonably express your concerns. Stop apologizing, Kanye, and start changing your behavior. Update: Found the embed code for the Leno spot! Thank you to all of you who sent it to me! You guys ROCK. Tell me he doesn't look hungover. :) /> Sigh. For the billionth time, Kanye West is out and about apologizing for his obnoxious behavior. Kanye kept his commitment to appear on the first episode of Jay Leno's new prime-time show, and he had a few things to say about his behavior the previous night. "Have you had a tough day?" Leno asked West, 32, as the studio audience erupted in laughter. Speaking seriously, West replied, "Yeah, it's been extremely difficult." He admitted to "just dealing with the fact that I hurt someone or took an...

New Dan Brown Novel Released Tomorrow!!!

428px-dan_brown_bookjacket_cropped Or, for most of you reading this, TODAY! We don't go literary very often around here (unless, of course, it's to laud the novel that Lauren Conrad wrote ALL BY HERSELF), but I just had to let you guys know that the new Dan Brown novel comes out on Tuesday. It's his first new book in six years!! (I've read all his previous ones, natch.) It's called The Lost Symbol, and it picks up with Robert Langdon after he returns from his European adventures in The Da Vinci Code. He has been summoned to Wash...

President Obama Calls Kanye West a “Jackass”

barack_obama1 I've never been more proud of a U.S. President than I am today! Even if the only reason he got elected is because of Oprah, I sure am glad I voted for him. During a CNBC interview today, President Obama, off the record, called Kanye West a "jackass" due to his asswipe, obnoxious remarks at the VMAs last night. Unfortunately, in a world with Twitter, nothing is off the record. ABC News reporter Terry Moran wrote the following on his Twitter: "Pres. Obama just called Kanye West a "jackass" for his outburst at VMA...

ZOMG I’m So Excited for Jennifer’s Body

24 I'm VERY VERY jealous right now, because my good pal Laremy Legel over at our sister site Film.com is currently at the screening of Jennifer's Body, and he failed to invite me. (His weak response after my freak-out today: "I didn't invite you? I thought I did." NO LAREMY YOU DID NOT.) I am soooo excited for the Diablo Cody-penned flick that stars Megan Fox as a high-school cheerleader who kills boys and Amanda Seyfried (the eldest daughter on Big Love) as her BFF. And today Laremy sent me a...

RIP Patrick Swayze

patrick_swayze1 I just heard the terrible news that Patrick Swayze has passed away at the age of 57, after a long battle with pancreatic cancer. He was diagnosed with the cancer in January 2008, and, from what I can tell, he survived much longer than doctors initially expected. His publicist says he died with his family by his side. Patrick was extremely proud of his final piece of work, the A&E series The Beast, in which he starred following his cancer diagnosis. RIP, Patrick. ...
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