It must have been a slow summer because it seems like a lot of people are knocked up even if they aren't admitting it cough*HalleBerry*cough. Here's the list of this week's admittedly D-List sperminated:
Jenna Elfman is expecting her second child with musician husband Bhodi. This new addition will join their 2 year old son, Story. Possible names? Essay or Novel.
Leelee Sobieski, the one who claims to be the only true virgin to ever portray Joan of Arc, is also anticipating her fi...
The always controversial Bill Maher made a statement with a ridiculously unpopular sentiment about the Tila Tequila domestic violence case on his show Sunday night that's just now being picked up by lots and lots o' gossip sites. Why would we leave you out on the scoop?
Maher, during the "New Rules" section of his show Real Time With Bill Maher, made the following comment about Tila's claim that Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman assaulted her.
“New rule: stop acting surprised someone ch...
Even though she murdered herself on stage the other night at the VMAs and then later dressed like the abominable snowman, Lady Gaga has now decided that she's not going to answer certain questions in interviews. What kind of questions? Well, mainly those about her weenis. You know, her weenis. The one that we've all seen all over the Internets.
Apparently now she so can't be bothered to answer questions about the subject of whether or not she's a hermie that she had a German reporter booted...
You may not have noticed, but I've been trying to spare you the Gosselin stories. At this point, I write about one out of every 12 I read. You. Are. Welcome. I know we're all sick of these fame whores, but certainly you want to hear about how Jon fucked the nanny! Especially since she confesses that the sex was romantic, but she wasn't into the "pleasure"part of it, which we all know is code for "needle dick".
Stephanie Santoro is a 23-year-old single mother who worked as a nanny ...
Well, my Internet has been out on and off all day. Frustrating, aggravating, downright infuriating. Normally, I'd be plucking the legs off of small children bugs by now, but not today folks, not today. Let me tell you the good news: Not only is today Chris Brown's first day of community service, it's also the premiere of The Beautiful Life.
On day one of his six-month assignment, Chris got to work in a police horse stable in Virginia today! Will half a year of picking up shit make Chris Brown a better man? Pr...
"My temper is ridiculously bad. I've had to say to Brian, 'You have to go and stop talking to me, because I'm going to kill you. I'm going to stab you with something, please leave.' I'd never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn't shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure."
The always charming and stable Megan Fox in a Rolling Stones interview, talking about her on-again boyfriend Brian Austin Green and how she'd like to shoot him....
Anne Heche is willing to pay someone $375 an hour to do what most divorced and single parents have to do on their own, for free, every day. Anne Heche and her ex-husband Coley Laffoon have agreed to hire a parenting plan coordinator. "What is a parenting plan coordinator?" you ask. It's exactly as it sounds. This ridiculously paid person will help in coaching the two of these idiots on how to co-parent. He or she will help resolve conflicts that arise between the exes.
I wonder ...
The Monkees' Davy Jones married his post-mid-life crisis August 30th at her parent's home in Miami.
The singer and actor is 63 years old and his new bride is 32. None of his children nor his former Monkees bandmates attended the ceremony. Age is the least of his worries. Turns out, his new wife, Jessica Pacheco, likes to beat the shit out of him.
"Davy admits Jessica's violent with him, but she's drop-dead gorgeous and has clearly captivated him," said a source who eyewitness-ed her hitting him. "He says, 'It's my l...
I am frightened to admit just how much conversation Kate Gosselin's new hairdo seems to be generating on the Internet.
Kate was a guest host on The View yesterday and today. Today, it appears that the stylist decided to whack Kate's head with a curling iron, tame down the back, take the charms off her hoop earrings and call it a "makeover".
So, um, what do you think of Kate's "makeover"? And since her kids met daddy's girlfriend over the weekend, maybe it's time to take off the weddi...
I don't know why these sports stories can't break when Kelly is working, but this one is pretty straightforward -- no sports knowledge needed.
Michael Vick, the quarterback who was recently released from prison for illegal dogfighting, has been put on the roster for the Philadelphia Eagles. He was on their exempt list, but now is allowed to practice with and play for the team. Hey, he did apologize! Of course, bringing Vick in meant someone had to go. Who got the boot? Kendra Wilkinson's husband, Hank Baskett!
What will ...
I have to tell you, I'm not getting the warm fuzzies about Bruce Willis' new marriage to Emma Heming. Sure, they were willing to do a bit of S & M for a price, but I was flipping through recent pics of the couple (because I want to tell you about how horrible Bruce treated a fan at Fashion Week) and the body language is not good between these two. Sometimes, couples just strike an unfortunate pose. Almost every single picture of them at fashion week consists of Bruce with is arms a...