Sorry for two Simpson Sisters posts in a row, but this is really really important, you guys.
Jessica Simpson ended her summer by watching her precious maltipoo Daisy get eaten by a coyote and then flew straight to Africa to film another installment of her new show The Price of Beauty. Unfortunately for Jessica, who was able to bring along her BFFs Cacee Cobb and hairstylist Ken Paves, she’s not quite used to the buggy climate. She posted the above photo, along with the tweet “WTF?!? Do I really have to sleep like this?” on her Twitter feed. However, Simpson can’t be having that bad of a time as she followed up the next day with “LOVED my first day in Uganda meeting incredible women filled with spirit.”
My heart always breaks for this dim-witted blond and I’m not sure why. Perhaps it’s her ability to see the positives in her roller-coaster life, or maybe it’s just because she had to grow up with Joe Simpson for a father, but for some reason she gets my loyalty.
Yuck I effin hate bugs…..I couldn’t get much sleep either!
So she gets to go to Africa to film a television show, and she can bring along her best friend and her hairstylist, and we feel sorry for her why exactly? Because she has to sleep surrounded by mosquito netting? Cripes, what a whiner.
My thoughts exactly.
Poor baby had to suffer through an exotic all-expenses paid trip with her entourage?! |I mean, those things involve NETTING!
I seriously thougt the title of this post had to be sarcastic, until I got to the end.
Can’t believe anyone is pitying her at all.
why is she wearing an engagement/wedding ring?
She truly is soooo boooring that she makes me fall…….snore……..
loved this story…. last week
My thoughts exactly. Saw this a week ago. What’s with all the OLD news on this website?!
Other outlets are just reporting this today as well. Sorry, I think old things are being brought up because most of Hollywood is still bitch-slapped silent in the wake of the Khlomar wedding.
Excuses, excuses, excuses!
Boo-fucking-hoo, Jessica.
Lots of children die in Africa for want of a $12 mosquito net to sleep beneath.
Jessica Simpson can STFU.
Um, she’s getting paid for this, as in it’s a job, right? I can’t feel too sorry for her. She’s probably getting paid pretty well, too.
I can’t help but feel sorry for Jessica, like, all the time. I don’t know what it is, because she should annoy me, but she doesn’t. I just feel bad for her.
Ok, so it’s mosquito netting…there for your protection right? Couldn’t she just pretend for a while that she’s sleeping with a cool canopy? Powers of the imagination…
And just look at the pitiful face she’s making! No sympathy from me.
I feel the same way, Molls, even though she’s such a dimwit.
Her first post was from the heart. One of “her people” saw it, knew it would make her look bad, then wrote up the second condescending post about her incredible African sisters.
Would Dumb-Dumb rather die of malaria? It’s tiresome hearing celebs bitch and moan about the trials and tribulations of being famous. It’s worse having to listen to this talentless pair of tits complain.
hahahahahah thanks for that bee hind
You’re welcome niknak!
It must be difficult for Jessica Numbskull to leave behind the comforts of her pink Hello Kitty! bedroom and sleep in a tent with icky bugs outside. My God, when will her 15 minutes of fame be up?
Well, I don’t know what the author of this article sees in Jessica. Jessica will never get my loyalty. I do not admire pathetic women, nor do I not admire women who wallow in pity. I can not stand the way her family always portrays her as a victim when she alone causes her problems. Personally, I will never watch her reality show. She is an example of what not to be as a woman. She is gross.