Paris Hilton couldn’t keep her eyes off of her prizes after dinner with her boyfriend Douglas Reinhardt last night. The normally flat-chested celebretard seemed to be packing much more up top than usual and while normally these things can be attributed to a really good push-up bra, I’m wondering if Paris even had enough to push up before. Unless she’s just discovered the wonders of a good Wonderbra, homegirl most likely just bought herself a new pair of breasticles. It makes sense, too. Paris has been receiving noticeably less press lately and obvious plastic surgery is a classic move celebs use to garner attention. While it’s not exactly clear if that’s what she did, I wouldn’t put it past the girl made famous for a sex tape.
Well, you just gave her some press :) Best way to deal with these idiots is just to ignore them. However, you’d have a lot less to write about if you did.
that Doug may be a douchebag, but he sure is yummy
lucky bitch
definite boob job
absolutely got a new pair. they look nice.
What happened to Miss “I used to wish that my boobs were bigger but then I realized that clothes hang better when your chest is smaller’?
Oh, well, she wears blue contacts to change her brown eyes, dyes her hair, gets extensions, colors her skin, probably has bleached her teeth, so this is just one more bit of fakeness – no different than many dames.
But where is the nose job? Her’s is a bit too long at the tip. That’s next I guess.
There should be a “Guess How Many Things Are Fake About Me” game. The real trick would be guessing how much all of the work costs and which stories about the stars’ bodies are true e.g. I don’t have an eating disorder, drug addiction or care about the press’ nasty jibes about my weight, I just have 1. a fast metabolism 2. stress from work 3. a botched wisdom tooth extraction 4. dehydration 5. went on a fitness challenge with ten friends………..
is she knocked up? another reason for not seeing her out much and for being with that guy for so long.
THIS
i mean it is like free boob job (and this is a recession)
That was my first thought. And the dress conveniently hides any stomach.
BTW maybe she is looking at her baby bump and not her rack?? Just a thought… Checking it to see if it’s popped out through the dress?
They look good regardless
It’s called a push up…..or lots of toilet paper and tape. Either way she’s old news! Can we not talk about her? She’s been missing from the news for a year or so now.
I want to know why she always dresses up and Doug can’t be bothered to throw on anything but a wrinkled t-shirt and jeans. With tennis shoes.
uh…push-up bra?
pregnant???
didn’t think it were possible for PH to look any worse than her usual tacky tart self, but she has managed to do so with these mega-proportionally plump ta-tas. i love me some boobs, but in that dress on that girl with that jewelry: naaaah. with her taste, just par for the course.
Wow, her bf is HOT!!!
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.
THESE INCLUDE HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS DURING THE MONTHS OF NOVEMER 2007, DECEMBER 2007, AND JANUARY 2008.
FOR MORE INFORMATION, TRY DOING A GOOGLE SEARCH WITH MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON, AND NICKY HILTON.
THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAINED MUCH OF THIS INFORMATION.
ALSO, PARIS HILTON HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM GOOGLE WITH ITS NEW PROMPTING MODE (WHERE WHEN YOU TYPE IN THE FIRST LETTERS OF A PERSON’S NAME AND THE REST OF THEIR NAME COMES UP ALONG WITH OTHER CHOICES BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY CLICK ON “SEARCH.”
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
Well, obviously she didn’t have no boobs before…
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Paris-Hilton-ta02.jpg
And wtf is up with that BRANDON person??? lol..
PARIS HILTON HAS FORCED ME TO GO TO VARIOUS WEBSITES AND MAKE CLAIMS THAT SOMEONE HAS BEEN POSTING UNDER MY NAME. NO-ONE HAS DONE THIS, EVERYTHING POSTED UNDER MY NAME HAS BEEN BY ME. PARIS HILTON USED VARIOUS MIND CONTROL ELECTRONIC DEVICES TO DO THIS. SHE ALSO PASSED WIND IN MY FACE 47 TIMES TO COERCE ME INTO SUCH AN ACT. I TOLD OFFICER JESSI BURNS OF MY LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT THIS. WHEN SHE DEMANDED PROOF, I PASSED WIND IN OFFICER BURNS’ FACE, EXPLAINING THAT COINCEDENTLY MY NOXIOUS EMISSIONS AND PARIS HILTON’S NOXIOUS EMISSIONS SMELLED THE SAME, AND THUS IF I AM NOT THERE, AND IF SHE SMELLED SUCH EMISSIONS, SHE KNEW PARIS HILTON WAS NEAR. OFFICER BURNS NODDED TO ME, I ASSUME IN AGREEMENT. THIS PROVES THAT SHE WILL SOON BE ARRESTED FOR HER HENIOUS CRIMES.
PARIS HILTON HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM GOOGLE. IF YOU TYPE IN PARIS HILTON’S NAME ON A GOOGLE SEARCH, ALL SEARCH RESULTS COME UP WITH THE NAME OF CHUCK NORRIS. ANY REQUESTS FOR IMAGES COME UP WITH IMAGES OF ACTOR ED ASNER DRESSED LIKE A CATHOLIC NUN. THIS PROVES THAT PARIS HILTON IS EVIL.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
Someone please call the psych ward, Brandon has lost it.
If her boobs are positioned (or pushed) up any higher they’re gonna end up slapping her in the face!
And Brandon, honey, you’re scaring me…
She needed big boobs to go with her big feet.
This is actually her second boob job!
DISREGARD THE RIDICULOUS COMMENT MADE IN MY NAME HERE YESTERDAY AFTER I LEFT A COMMENT HERE.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.
THESE INCLUDE HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS DURING THE MONTHS OF NOVEMBER 2007, DECEMBER 2007, AND JANUARY 2008.
FOR MORE INFORMATION, TRY DOING A GOOGLE SEARCH WITH MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON, AND NICKY HILTON.
ALSO, THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAINED MUCH OF THIS INFORMATION BEFORE RIDICULOUS COMMENTS BEGAN TO BE MADE IN MY NAME (BEGINNING AROUND THE SAME DAY THAT PARIS HILTON WAS REMOVED FROM GOOGLE.
PLEASE DISREGARD ANY MORE RIDICULOUS COMMENTS MADE IN MY NAME AT THIS WEB-SITE OR ANY OTHER ONES.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
AND PLEASE DISREGARD ALL OF THE RIDICULOUS COMMENTS THAT HAVE BEEN MADE HERE IN MY NAME AND ON OTHER WEB SITES (AS HAS BEEN THE CASE SINCE NEARLY THE EXACT DAY THAT PARIS HILTON WAS REMOVED FROM GOOGLE.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
AND PLEASE DISREGARD ALL OF THE RIDICULOUS COMMENTS THAT HAVE BEEN MADE HERE IN MY NAME AND ON OTHER WEB SITES (AS HAS BEEN THE CASE SINCE NEARLY THE EXACT DAY THAT PARIS HILTON WAS REMOVED FROM GOOGLE.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
I WANT SOME OF THE DRUGS YOU ARE ON BRANDON
AND PLEASE DISREGARD ALL OF THE RIDICULOUS COMMENTS THAT HAVE BEEN MADE HERE IN MY NAME AND ON OTHER WEB SITES (AS HAS BEEN THE CASE SINCE NEARLY THE EXACT DAY THAT PARIS HILTON WAS REMOVED FROM GOOGLE.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
PLEASE DISREGARD THE RIDICULOUS COMMENTS THAT HAVE BEEN MADE HERE IN MY NAME AND OTHER WEB SITES (AS HAS BEEN THE CASE SINCE PARIS HILTON WAS REMOVED FROM GOOGLE.)
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
PARIS HILTON HAS BEEN FORCING ME TO CLAIM THAT I HAVE BEEN MAKING FALSE COMMENTS ON VARIOUS WEBSITES. SHE DOES THIS VIA HER MIND CONTROL RAYS. HER EVIL TELEPATHIC MIND CONTROL RAYS SEND ULTRA-GAMMA RAYS INTO MY LOINS, CAUSING ME TO DO THINGS LIKE POST VIDEOS OF ME SINGING ON MY MYSPACE PAGE WHILE I LACTATE (DUE TO PARIS HILTON I HAVE TINY FEMALE BREASTS AND A LLAMA UTERUS NOW), EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO SINGING TALENT WHATSOEVER. SHE ALSO MAKES ME MAKE FALSE CLAIMS ABOUT GOOGLE EVEN THOUGH ANYONE WITH ANY SENSE WOULD KNOW IT’S JUST DEFAULTING TO TRYING TO SEARCH ABOUT PARIS, FRANCE INSTEAD. PARIS HILTON IS EVIL AND RIGHT NOW IS MAKING ME LACTATE AGAIN.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33 (IN HUMAN YEARS, NOT LLAMA YEARS DESPITE THE LLAMA UTERUS)
PLEASE DISREGARD THE RIDICULOUS COMMENT THAT WAS LEFT ON THIS WEB SITE HERE YESTERDAY IN MY NAME.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
PLEASE DISREGARD THE COMMENT TO DISREGARD THE LAST COMMENT, SINCE IT WAS MADE UNDER DURESS DUE TO PARIS HILTON’S IMPLANTING OF A LLAMA UTERUS INTO ME.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
PLEASE DISREGARD THE COMMENT TO DISREGARD THE COMMENT TO DISREGARD THE LAST COMMENT. ACTUALLY, PLEASE DISREGARD THIS. DUE TO THE LLAMA EMBRYO IN MY SURGICALLY IMPLANTED LLAMA UTERUS, I AM A BIT HORMONAL RIGHT NOW. THE FEMALE LLAMA HORMONES INJECTED INTO ME BY PARIS HILTON WHILE HER SISTER NICKY HILTON KICKED ME IN THE ‘NADS DIDN’T HELP MUCH.
SINCERLEY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
PARIS HILTON KEEPS INJECTING ME FULL OF FEMALE LLAMA HORMONES AND HAS IMPLANTED A LLAMA UTERUS INTO ME, IN AN ATTEMPT TO BREED ME WITH A PERUVIAN LLAMA NAMED “PEPE”. SHE FORCED ME TO TRY TO BREED WITH SAID LLAMA IN 100 STUDIO IN JAMAICA OWNED BY REGGAE SINGER SQUIDLEY COLE. DUE TO THIS, I AM CALLING ON A BOYCOTT OF ANY HOTEL IN PARIS, TEXAS. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33
Well it wouldn’t surprise me if she had a job, but I’d still find it disappointing.
SHE IS WORKING IN PORN
this brandon guy is bloom in anoyinn gt a grip if u worked or were near paris u wuldnt b stabbing her in the back. i think paris is actualyy really funny and pretty. i watch her all the time on simple life with nichole richie and the pair are extremely funny wish they could be friends again i could just imagine them on simple life together. it would be soo great all the best to parisxxxxxxx
PARIS HILTON IS EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED. SHE KIDNAPPED ME ON MAY 16, 2010 FOR A PERIOD OF 4 DAYS, RELEASING ME LATE EVENING OF MAY 20, 2010. SHE FORCED ME TO DRINK 50 GALLONS OF SPRITE BRAND SODA POP. WHEN I INFORMED HER THAT SO MUCH LIQUID AND SUGAR IN SUCH A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME COULD BE HARMFUL TO ME, SHE THEN ALSO GAVE ME A CONTINUAL ENEMA OF SPRITE BRAND SODA POP VIA A SECOND 50 GALLON DRUM. I AM NOW WHAT IS KNOWN AS AN “ANAL DIABETIC” DUE TO THE APPLICATION OF SO MUCH SUGAR UP THAT PART OF MY ANATOMY. THIS HAS ALSO GIVEN ME A WADDLE, ALTHOUGH I’M FORCED TO ADMIT THE WADDLE IN A WAY I FIND QUITE MANLY. STILL, WHAT IF I DIDN’T ENJOY WADDLING? SHE NEVER CONSIDERED SUCH A THING.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. (MATTHEW) WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 34
MY HOME ADDRESS: 3800 CURT DR. , ARLINGTON, TEXAS 76016
MY SOCIAL SECURITY # : 454-95-8625
MY TEXAS STATE DRIVERS LICENSE #: 15260143
Paris Hilton Was The Most Beautiful Person In The World … Until Those Boobs Grew Into Bigger A Size … Now She´s Just Like Any Other Bimbo … Trying To Impress Those Who Can´t Appreciate Natural Beauty …
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i dont think a bra can do that
I seen her on egotastic.com ” topless ” she was never board flat, she has small boobs but they were enough there to say so and they looked nice. I am not a fan of fake boobs, they look un natural and they tend to feel weird and dont move / bounce like natural boobs. I have to say she looks good with her new set, however I am not sure I would be so impressed if she was topless…