Dear Mom,
You’ve been in the news quite a bit lately considering your biggest claim to fame is being the Noxema girl. It all started a few years ago when you hit and killed a 9 year old and never served any time. You were lucky, especially considering the fact that your cell phone was the cause of your distraction. More recently, some really boring (non) sex tape was released. I hope to never see you and Dad like that again. Traumatizing! And now, you are anticipating my arrival into the world in just a few short months.
I’m not just writing to catch up. There’s a reason for my letter. I know that accidents happen, and I don’t believe that you intended to kill little Jorge Cruz, Jr., but you did. Therefore, the rest of your life should be about you dedicating yourself to doing good for others. You cannot replace him, but there are so many great things you can do to make this world a better place in his memory.
For example, I want you to respect life, especially mine. I’m here and trying to grow my major organ systems and I have high hopes for my brain development, but some days it’s really hard to breathe. Please, stop smoking so I’ll have a chance at a healthy birth weight, fully developed lungs and an asthma-free life. I am your second chance. Don’t fuck it up.
Love,
Fetus
GossipCop already debunked the rumor about her smoking.
Hell, no one’s even sure she’s pregnant yet! I think its merely speculation, so that makes this post so unnecessary and rude. I mean if you look at the supposed “preggo pics”, she just looks like she has a bit of a belly; definitely not the home of a developing baby! Ugh, I don’t even like this chick and I’m defending her.
I hate this post.
Great job Wendie!!!!!!!
Seriously? That was completely unnecessary.
My thought exactly!
This actually made me really uncomfortable. Just like.. we all know that she did some shitty things in her past but is it necessary to just harp and harp and harp on them? I also HATE letters from a fetus pov, i believe there’s one from like an aborted fetus’s pov that people send around. They creep me the fuck out.
Yeah, those anti-abortion e-mails that are like “Mommy I have fingernails! Mommy I have a central nervous system! Mommy why is this bad man sticking a hanger into your womb! Mommy aaarrgh–”
Something like that.
there are websites with tons of poems like that. I’m not pro abortion by any means (it’s not up to me though what other women do with their babies, i’m not the spokesperson for the unborn) to me though they don’t spread the message to really consider other options, they instead spread the message that there are really fucking creepy people in the world.
I agree with Abbi for once
:)
OMG apocalyptic.
=]
i agree too. wendie i love your writing but this was just spiteful and mean. really?
this is really stupid. judge not lest ye be judged, who are you to condemn?
Exactly. Wendie is just becoming more and more vicious – it’s not funny, but sad.
Haha I think this is clever :)
Clever? It’s fucking stupid.
Haha I thought is was great! R.G. is a piece of shit. She used to come into my work, and was a cracked-out mess,with her damn dog peeing everywhere. Granted, she is probably a cracked-out mess b/c of the accident. She is a big time smoker who couldn’t go more than 15-20 without a smoke break.
Right on Wendie!
Please shut up.
Why is everyone so surprised?
It is “Wendie” who wrote this crap.
Actually being that it was her I thought she went easy on Rebecca.
I think Wendie was the girl in school who got bullied and treated like shit by the more popular girls. If she has sisters she had to have been the youngest. 9 times out of 10 her rants are more vile and unforgiving of other woman. Men get butchered less compared to the hatchet job she does on most females.
Dear, dear Wendie.
We get it Jerzy-You. Do. Not. Like. Wendie.
You really don’t have to keep on pointing it out. May I suggest you take your hatred and go elsewhere(Perez). Are you in Jersey, cuz you certainly fit the stereotype?
Why would I go anywhere else. This site is all about hatred. That is why I come here and will stay here. I like to gauge others hatred, and I like to express my own hatred for things. Do you read the comments of others? If you think I’m the only who is fed up with “Wendie’s” tripe this must be the first comment you have ever read here.
I agree with Jerzy completely. Wendy is vicious and rude.
Yeeeaaah. I usually love Wendie’s posts but this is a tad self righteous. I mean, if you have a beef with someone and what they are doing, write that. Don’t pretend you know that God (or whomever) intends this baby to be her chance to redeem herself. Besides, what a job to give a fetus- to be the means for your mother to obtain spiritual redemption. I wouldn’t wish that on any child.
Self righteous bullshit. Wendie you’re getting weird. So stop.
Beet, you shouldn’t allow this type of bullshit diatribe on your website. You’re going to seriously lose a lot of readership if she continues pulling this sort of self-righteous crap.
the rumors were debunked, too, wendie. check your “sources” (aka Perez Hilton.)
Does Beet even look at this website anymore? You would think with all the negative comments, OLD news stories, etc. she would address it and / or do something about it!!!
http://www.gossipcop.com/smoking-out-a-false-alarm-about-rebecca-gayheart/
You know what kills me?
As crazy and as hateful the liberal douche that “Wendie” is,
for the life of me I can’t believe she has never had or was ever willing to have an abortion if it was in her interest to do so. And yet she will slam someone for “smoking” during their pregnancy. (people are even refuting that “fact” as we speak).
Lets see………..
The “Gift of Life” albeit at a low birth weight or the state of “temporary
existence” in the womb, yet never seeing the light of day?
I would guess if the kid had a vote………..oh that’s right………..they never do!
We get it Jerzy-You. Do. Not. Like. Wendie.
You really don’t have to keep on pointing it out.
But I like too.
It’s fun!
It makes me feel good inside!
Reclining in my big chair, in my soft comfy rob, wearing the slippers Grandma gave me for Christmas last year, sipping on some spiced tea by the fireplace, all the while, with my laptop, getting to club “Wendie” over the head with my rebuttals to her stupidity!
Oh…life is good. So, so, good. :)
Jerzy, you are putting Wendie down for being mean but look at what you have wrote about her. You don’t know her and your saying some pretty horrible things about her.
a life was lost, i dont think we need to be reminded of that over and over and over and over again. it’s sad.
i love you wendie. a. lot.
Dear Wendie, fuck off.
This post was disgusting.
some doctors even have long-term smokers not quit while they’re pregnant– just cut back as much as possible. the shock of quitting cold turkey can do more harm to the fetus sometimes than smoking itself.
and it’s not like she was drunk as hell and ran up on a sideway and hit a kid. wasn’t he running through traffic or something? there was something odd about the accident. and driving/talking on cell phones, tho never smart, was not illegal at the time. I feel bad for famous people, when they are forever berated because of an accident. I’m sure it kills her enough as is.
you shouldn’t feel too bad for her, it’s not like she had any repercussions.
Awful, awful post. Jeez Wendie.
This is the post of Wendie’s that has finally pushed me to stop reading this site. It is disgusting and uncomfortable.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! It is funny seeing you (Wendie) attempting to take the moral high-road…considering that only a few posts ago you made jokes about the death of a dog. I also find it funny that you would sign the letter Fetus and yet attribute human characteristics (un-common for a fetus) to the author of this letter. Not really on your game today Wendie…again, not impressed at all darlin’! Maybe you need a few days off to review what talented writing looks like….spend some time on sashaisamonster if you are in need of a good example!
The only way Wendie could legitimately take any high ground is if she stood atop a dung heap!
Wow…what a mean, unecessary post. I know you’re a gossip site but isn’t it a little embarassing that the commenters have to go to the trouble of actually finding out if the rumor you’re posting is true, because you’re too lazy to do it?? Good gossip is fun, but the posts by mean-spirited bloggers who trash celebs just to make themselves feel high and mighty belong on Perez. This site used to have some heart, now it’s just where the Mean Girls hang out. Even when the posts are supposedly nice, it comes across as really forced. I miss the way this site used to be, it’s a shame that quality was lost.
I’m glad so many of you agree with my sentiments on not only this site as a whole, but also on the new people who now mostly “run” this site. It isn’t what it used to be. Wendie is a self-righteous, boring, extremely “regular”-looking woman who is just angry at the world because of the fact that she has an autistic child and can’t eat gluten. Poor you. Other people have problems too. In the future, please refrain from writing these types of vicious diatribes. You have no right to be so judgmental and especially not in such a creepy way. No one wants to read your crap. And I find it very telling that you haven’t bothered to address any of these comments. I have a sneaking suspicion it’s because you know we’re all right. And you’re dead wrong.
Amen!
I was introduced to this site about six months ago. I read all the back articles because I LOVED Beet and Soleil’s posts so much. They were witty, well written, and made fun of celebrity news in a light hearted and fun way. However, I slowly saw the change and can’t stand the posts anymore. I am SO glad other people feel the same way.
I really miss when Beet actually wrote articles. Even though you didn’t get as many, the posts you did get were quality. Shame on you film.com for letting this happen.
“Wendie is a self-righteous, boring, extremely “regular”-looking woman who is just angry at the world because of the fact that she has an autistic child and can’t eat gluten…You have no right to be so judgmental.”
I’m going to ignore the “extremely ‘regular’ looking line (which is just utterly MENTAL). Hello nasty little superficial pot, you’re calling the clever content-producing kettle black.
“And I find it very telling that you haven’t bothered to address any of these comments. I have a sneaking suspicion it’s because you know we’re all right.”
I don’t usually respond to this kind of crap because you could waste your life in a pointless back & forth with someone who’s never bothered to produce their own content and gets their jollies from being nasty to someone who has. But your criticisms were so laughable that I just had to type something in between my tears of incredulity.
To quote yourself, “In the future, please refrain from writing these types of vicious diatribes.”
You people have way too much time on your hands…get a life…
you included sweetheart.
Stop! You’re rude and trite.