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They Said it Wouldn’t Last And it Didn’t

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Aw, sad news today, guys!  Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are splitting up after three long years of wedded bliss.  According to Us magazine, Avril kicked ol’ Deryck out of their $10M manse and he’s reported to be “devastated”.  As for the reason?  A source says Avril told her husband she wanted to move on.

Oh, if I “moved on” every time my spouse irritated me I’d have about 19 ex-husbands right now.  I expect that Deryck will get a favorable spousal settlement and Avril will go back to designing crappy clothes for Kohls.

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