Today's Evil Beet Gossip

What in the Hell? Oh, and Lots of VMA Pics

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This picture of Joe Jackson accosting his VMA date from behind is just jarring.  Jarring and scarring.  I hope you fare better than I.

Kanye West showed on the red carpet with his on-again alien, Amber Rose.  He had a bottle of booze on his other arm — I think we can fairly conclude that the cause of West’s outburst was fueled by whiskey and his overinflated inner child.

Stephanie Pratt, best known as a certain someone’s little sister on The Hills, was there and her photos are now identifying her as a recording artist.  Stephanie Pratt is a recording artist?  I set a new voicemail on my iPhone this weekend.  Am I a recording artist too?

Russell Brand was tiring as always as the show’s host — Oh!  Speaking of tiring, Jon Gosselin was at an after party.  Why?  I don’t know. — and Pink hung from the rafters (when she wasn’t wearing the exact same dress as Shakira on the red carpet) during a truly amazing performance that involved a heart-shaped pastie.  That bitch is strong and maybe just a wee bit crazy.

Madonna continues to go with her Mennonite-lite look, Janet Jackson was fierce, Perez Hilton was icky and I’m having a difficult time viewing Pete Wentz as a dude who’s into chicks.  Rihanna got frosted, Jamie-Lynn Sigler seemed toasted and Lady Gaga had a hidden Mickey on her head at a party after the show.

In other words, it was just your average night in the music industry.

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  • Was Megan Fox wearing Pantaloons? Beyone was sporting a similar pantaloon-ish thing in the front of what was otherwise a beautiful dress..that girl knows how to wear double-stick tape!

    • Right, WTF was Megan thinking? She looked really pissy too when she was out there. My BF and I were watching Beyonce work her double sided tape and we were like praying for a titty slip, LoL wanted her to channel her inner Janet Jackson

  • Why was jon gosselin there? he’s getting so fat and nasty. and nelly furtado looks like an orange fake version of idina menzel!

    • IM SCROLLING DOWN AND I SEE FUCKING JON GOSSELIN PICS MIXED IN WITH THE OTHER PPL WHO ACTUALLY HAVE CAREERS TO BE PROMOTING AT THE VMAS. I NEARLY CHOKED ON MY GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH. WHY IS THIS NASTY MOFO INVADING EVERY ASPECT OF POP CULTURE. THE ONLY REASON JON IS THERE IS BECAUSE HE IS TROLLING FOR TEEN STARS. MILEY- DO YOU WANT 8 STEP KIDS?

      • I laughed out loud at your comment about choking on your grilled cheese. Hilarious. I hope you’re okay. I couldn’t agree with your post any more!

  • Lady Gaga is one ugly crazy nasty bitch. And im sick of Mis Bitch Fox. BUT Pink totaly kicked Shakiras ass in that dress…

  • Lady Gaga is one ugly nasty crazy bitch. And Im so sick of Miss Bitch Fox. BUT Pink totaly kicked Shakiras ass in that dress….

  • beat the short, metallic dress trend to death much?

    and this kinda made me love lady gaga
    what is wrong with me?

  • Have I been under a rock? Are Joe & Catherine Jackson divorced? All I have heard about is what a great time the whole family had at thier anniversary bash last year. Then he shows up with this thing at a televised event. What a disgusting old man. I think someone should start a new LOSERS club! OK, we have Kanye as the leader, then we have Joe Jackson, Chris Brown, and Jon Gosselin as lifetime members.

  • Eminem had to hold Gaga’s red schmatta while she gave her speech-he looked like a man holding his wife’s purse in the lingerie department-pained.

  • Why is a man married to a extremely religious woman attending an awards show with a hooker 45 years younger than he? Why is every Jackson so shifty?

  • Kudos to both Pink and Shakira for just accepting that they both have the same, excellent taste. Many would have hidden from the cameras rather than be seen in the same dress as another artist. They are both hugely talented and classy women, either (or both) of which I would to have holding my arm!