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After a thorough review of the investigation into the Sept. 6, 2009 incident at the Poway home of Shawne Merriman, our office has determined there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that any crime was committed. The case is now closed.”

TMZ just reported that the district attorney’s office of San Diego will not be pressing charges against Shawne Merriman despite Tila Tequila’s allegations of assault.  Just as I predicted a couple of hours ago.

I find it difficult to believe that there wasn’t sufficient evidence considering Tila’s remarkably bruised arms.  I think the public should protest this obvious miscarriage of justice.

No word from Tila’s camp just yet, but she spent her day on Twitter discussing what she’s looking for in a man and asking for dates (I’m serious — A Shot at Love 3).  Though if you want to see it, you better run quick and read because she has a penchant for deleting Tweets that don’t jive with her criminal allegations (she’s looking to get laid five days out from a violent attack, folks) and I don’t have the energy to pay any more attention to this liar.  I’ve reserved just enough mojo to pray that charges are filed against Tila if it’s discovered that she made a false accusation.  

As an aside, thanks to the EB reader that gave me a heads-up on the pic TT just posted on her Twitter.  You can see it here  and determine if you think her arms look bruised.  It was taken an hour ago according to Tila.  In other words, it was probably taken last year.

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  • I saw those pictures elsewhere and I’m calling bullshit on the whole thing. I’ve seen stage makeup that looks better. Bitch looks like she dusted eyeshadow on her arms.

  • how long til they put out their sex tape!?! like really, how much more self promotion do you need, she already screws anything that walks and wears the legal amount of clothing required! ugh, i cant even trash talk her anymore, she is so gross

  • So when is she going to be charged with filing a false police report? Ugh she sucks and I’m over her bobblehead!

  • In one paragraph you say it’s hard to believe there isn’t sufficient evidence and in the next paragraph you call her a liar.

  • Umm, are you referring to the tattoos on her arm as bruises? Look at recent pictures of her, you can even scroll through the pictures on the left of the twitter picture you linked to and you would know that those are tattoos.

    It was pretty obvious that this whole publicity stunt Tila set up was fake. She wanted to ruin that player’s reputation while at the same time put her name on a hot topic.

  • Uhm sorry to break it to you but your little photo you submitted was like totally worthless! So quit patting your back and go take a look at TMZ….you will find what your really wanting to see. just letting u know

      • Hey bitch! Why don’t you go fuck yourself, I don’t see your stanky ass submitting anything. I just think this gnome slut is a flat out liar. REGARDLESS if shes a “mile” away, THERE ARE NO BRUISES.

      • WOW, someone is on edge!!!!! Get over it, that photo you submitted would be something i would be ashamed to submit to a gossip web site. It would be like sending in LiLo’s voicemails without sound. Really tho, you are a WINNER!

  • Her real skill was adding so many friends on myspace, just clicking on strangers all day and night – she was originally seen as a model for what social networking and advertising could be potentially. That anyone protentially was a geek ad aggregate, period – I commend her for the rest but what ever she could have made out of it she blew by not having a great career strategy and her lack of personality outside of her slut persona – she’s done and now you can’t believe a word she says so she useless for her original purpose which was for advertising.

    Good bye TT have a nice life in obscurity!

  • Miscarriage of justice? Quite possibly.

    But Shawn Linebacker probably has 12 corroborating witnesses, plus Tila Tequila was reportedly drunk at the time.

    But the real factor: no DA in the world could put MySpace celebrity TILA TEQUILA on the stand and convince a jury that her testimony is credible.

  • That guy is exponentially bigger than her. You meant to tell me that he wouldn’t have done more if he really wanted to Jack her up? Seriously. And for all of her claims that she was choked, she only has bruises on her arms – none around her throat. Plus she said she’s allergic to alcohol and the cops said that when they responded she was obviously drunk – not to mention all of the photos that have flooded bloggers where she’s drinking. She shot her own credibility to shit. I think she thought shed come out smelling like Rhianna. The only thing worse than a man who beats a woman, is a woman who falsely claims it for sympathy or spite or out of embarrassment or whatever. It does a disservice to battered women everywhere. Who knows what really happened or if it will ever come out. I, for one don’t care, but I do hope that if she filed a false report that the prosecute her ass.

  • Ah come now, BEEBOP. Don’t be linking that lying hoe-bag to aliens! Totally uncalled for, unless they had given you an anal-probe in the past. They are not attention grabbing, media-whores. In fact, they shun the spotlight.

  • If that little bitch made this up, I hope she is prosecuted with the full extent of the law, as they say. Every piece of crap who lies about abuse makes it ten time harder for every woman who is truly abused to be taken seriously. If Tila lied, may she rot in hell….

  • bruises alone are not enough to corroborate a story. you can get bruises from falling down drunk. you can get bruises from someone who is trying to hold you up to keep you from falling down drunk. there is not enough info available to make any sort of educated guess or opinion on whether a crime should have been charged or not.