Uh-oh, guys. It looks like Lindsay’s Twitter account was hacked again! And when I say “hacked” what I really mean is “not hacked.”
I don’t do cocaine I’m not fluent in Lindsay-speak, but I think it’s clear that she was Tweeting and Sam was replying via text. Listen, I don’t know what the fuck these messages mean. Obviously, Sam has been saying Lindsay is “gross” which is the best news I’ve heard all day.
I do know that I’ll be using the word “substanisan” — I’ve decided that it can be defined as “below Afghanistan” — all day long. As in: “How much lower can Lindsay sink before getting back to Cirque Lodge? She’s substanisan already.”
“Cocaine is a helluva drug”
Holy fuck. Ship that girl to Substanisan already. They’re waiting for her.
HA! You’re a fun-knee girl wendie!!
again…..HA!
Laugh Out Loud funny Wendie! Great Job! :D
I have no clue what she is talking about. Substanisan does make it all worth it though :)
LOL, Wendie! Lindsay is turning into as much of a crazy exhibitionist as her dad, and that’s quite a scary thought.
When is Lindsay going to take that long drive off a twisty mountain road? Please put us all and Sa-man-tha Ronson out of our misery.
WOW! “Sa-MAN-tha.” Get it? Because she’s boyish? GOD, you are clever, the way you make fun of her for not conforming to traditional standards of feminine beauty.
i don’t know if i’m a little slow or if i really just don’t get it. wtf does “self out” mean??
someone needs to take her computer away from her. or maybe she should get her acct translated for us english reading ppl.