I know people take SATC very seriously and I’m feeling kind today, so I’m going to discuss the plot leak after the jump. You’re most welcome.
Okay, peeps. Now, for all of us who don’t give a fuck, Big loses a bunch of money, moves to London for a job and lives in a one-bedroom apartment. He has an affair — huge shock, really! — and Carrie discovers that she’s pregnant. Is it just me or does this sound like it was ripped straight from the Lifetime movies rejected screenplay pile?
I’ll just tell you right now how this is going to end: Big fucks some chick, Carrie is devastated yet her girls rally around and support her through her pregnancy — a pregnancy that she won’t tell Big about. She’ll have the baby — all the harpies will be in the delivery room with her — and Big will show up at the last second. They’ll reunite just in time for Carrie to accept even more horrible relationship treatment in Sex And The City 3: We Haven’t Bled This Dry Yet.
ewwww. look at how veiny her feet are.
First thing I noticed too. Ewww….
if shes really playing her young self in this horrible outfit they have to retouch these feet – a lot.
LOL You read my mind. I couldn’t wait to comment, then when I clicked ‘comment’…low and behold, here you are.
Is it really time for that costume again?
Holy crap, she’s HUGE! She’s what, pushing 100 lb now? Sheesh, get this woman to a gym!
seriously! I understand this movie is going for the “retro” look, however, women in their 40’s look foolish dressing like Madonna did in the 80’s. They look horrible!
I don’t think the movie is going for a “retro” look.
I believe this a scene from a flashback to when the first arrive in NY. I sincerely doubt the cast will be wearing this style of clothing for the entire film.
or maybe it’s an 80’s themed party the characters are going to attend.. i mean, i does look more like a costume than just retro..
this is so true wendy,, this gets so predictable
omg!! whyyy did they use them to portray them selves!! the only thing less believible than carrie getting pregnant at 40 something is that young version of carrie
Thank you! When I saw the blurb about her being pregnant, I’m thinking “jeez, how far are they going to take this? She’s not in her 30’s anymore…”
halley berry and salma both had babies in their early 40’s – you sound kinda mean there!
sigh, remember when SATC was actually kind of cool and not so contrived?. I know snobby jerks say that when their favourite things become popular, but you can’t deny that popularity ruined this show.
maybe they are going to a halloween 80’s themed party!!! hahah i know… pathetic, I mean at least charlotte doesnt look that bad! but samantha!! acordingo to SATC she sould’ve worn those pants when she was 15 and not 30!
I hope this is all a joke.
You forgot to mention that it is very financially savvy of them, in these tough economic times, to have saved money by borrowing the Desperately Seeking Susan wardrobe. Sorry, even SJP can’t make that look good.
My guess is that this is a “leaked” plot point… as in fake. To get the people who try to uncover plot spoilers off the scent, or whatever. Or at least, I pray it is. Because that plot just succckkkkkss. Wishful thinking.. please be fake, purposefully leaked information, please..
Why do ppl hate on SJP so much. She is old and has bad genes, what can she do except stay in shape?
They have a twelve step program for people like Carrie who seek out abusive relationships. It’s called Al-anon.
I’ll give $100 to anyone who has enough balls to wear Cynthia Nixon’s delicious helmet hair to a job interview and document it. “THIS ECONOMY” be damned!
Aside from the veiny feet (which I am SO SAD that I missed the opportunity to call out), she looks like she has rickets.
Honestly, it’s time to pull the plug on this shit. It was never good to begin with. Tongue-in-cheek or not, it’s just a wee disturbing.