Here’s the video for Madonna’s song “Celebration”. Token boy toy dancers? Check. Make out with a DJ scene? Check. Copious crotch touching? Check. Simulated sex acts? Check. Covering her rectum as she falls to the floor? Check. Enjoy! Oh, and good morning.
THAT’S THE WORST VIDEO I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE….WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE HER A GLASS OF “MILK” SO SHE’LL PERMANENTLY STFU?
Oh she is vile! She does that grinding dance in every video without fail. Madge, pick your vagina up off the floor, go home and knit.
I do love that dress though.
“…pick your vagina up off the floor, go home and knit.”
BEST LINE EVER!!!
1. That video is quite simply stupid.
2. That song is retarded. It hardly is a song.
Why do they insist on letting this woman keep doing this? She is OLD! She is grotesque and clearly she can’t sing anymore because it was nothing but computer crap. Did she sign a contract way back when that said she could continue creating “music” and videos as long as she wanted whether she really should be or not?
yup, she’s too old for this.
come on, that’s gross…
everyone should retire at some point and she’s 10 years overdue.
Every song sounds the same. She really is nasty. Who buys her records anyway?
yeah i am not sure how this qualifies as a ‘song’. it was so annoying- I couldnt get through that video.
What do you expect her to come out with,a ballad?
She’s 51 years old,hot body,doing her thing,and if she wants to release that,then she can.I don’t think people should be prudes about it.
The intro music, complete with hip thrusting somehow makes me think of Brüno.
Well at least her crotch was well covered so we didn’t have to deal with that too. I had to mute it 10 seconds in. Add a beer, cigarette, four or five pair of Spanx, 20 years, and 40 pounds and we are looking at Britney Spears.
Why must everyone freak out about how old she is? So what? She’s in great shape (a little too buff but whatever) and can do it. For God’s sake, she was dancing in Louboutin’s. It drives me crazy how every Madonna post has to have the comments section filled with “oh gross, she’s so old, yucky.” She’s the same age as Michael Jackson. Not a single soul posted on this and said he shouldn’t have a comeback because he was too old. People were looking forward to it. I guess women should just call it quits at 35.
To me, the song sucked but I have that kind of music but she looked great, her hair looked great and as I often say, I would sell my soul for those boots.
Well had I watched a video where MJ was thrusting his crotch at me in this manner then I would surely have commented on how creeped out that made me. Madonna isn’t making a comeback. She has spent a couple of years now making the same type videos/songs and wearing the same type outfits and doing the same type dances. She isn’t coming back she just simply won’t leave!
I never said she was making a comeback, I was just referring to MJ. I just hate the fact that people are so repulsed by a woman in her 50s.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvlqm-wom-E
I think here repulsiveness is her unwillingness to accept she’s not a horny 18 year old anymore and her desperation to appear youthful coupled with her not at all sexy ‘sexy thrusting’…
‘look at my cane and look where I stick it’
When you are at least 25 years older then everyone in your video, your age becomes blaringly obvious. I feel bad for her. She looks like someone’s embarrassing drunk cougar mother in vegas.
Good call on the boots though.
She’s so vulgar. Here crotch is shoved in you face non-stop. Ok Madonna we get it your a raging sex beast… but like who cares? Your older than my Mom, and I’m a year older than your boyfriend. Ugh. wrong wrong wrong. Maybe if she had aged gracefully instead of this grotesque hyper muscly creature then I’d be like oh amazing a beautiful older woman with a hot babe, but she just looks wonky.
She’s so desperately clinging onto her youth she’s missed the rest of her life.
No thanks granny crotch.
Forget about her age, the song and the video suck BIG TIME! I`ve been a Madonna fan for a good couple of decades now, and there come these moments when you just fall to complete disappointment about her work. Regardless of her age, she could still be beautiful, cool and appealing to young crowds, but this is just ridiculous! a very bad caricaturization of herself.
Very boring video. I agree with one of the comments above – when you’re that much older than everyone else in your video…
I’m not sure what the big hype is about Madonna – sure, back in the day – but now?
Stop committing statutory rape and go knit an afghan.
She has to stop committing statutory rape and go knit an afghan pronto.