Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Oh Shit Ted Kennedy’s Dead

tedkennedy Very sad news tonight. Sen. Ted Kennedy died shortly before midnight Tuesday at his home in Hyannis Port, Mass., at age 77. The man known as the "liberal lion of the Senate" had fought a more than year-long battle with brain cancer, and according to his son had lived longer with the disease than his doctors expected him to. "We've lost the irreplaceable center of our family and joyous light in our lives, but the inspiration of his faith, optimism, and perseverance will live on in our...

Why Do Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Suddenly Look Very Different?

58173699mary_kate_ashley826200912555am Okay, so I know that they're not technically identical twins, and everyone says they've always been able to tell them apart, but I swear up until today they always looked basically the same to me. You usually knew which one MK was because she looked just a tad more smirky than Ashley (but, really, don't they both always look smirky?), but in this new set of pictures Mary-Kate (on the left) suddenly looks like a totally different person. Almost to the point where I'm wondering if there was some...

Lindsay Lohan Thinks She Can Be Further Embarrassed

lindsay_lohan_embarrassed From the Chicago Sun-Times gossip column: I've learned the real reason Lindsay Lohan is so upset about the theft of the safe from her L.A. house is the contents included some very incriminating videos and photos, plus legal documents, that LiLo believes could cause embarrassment if made public. OMG incriminating videos and photos? Will she be having sex? Doing drugs? Calling Paris Hilton a cunt? Hopefully all of the above! But it would be nothing new to us! I'm not sure what Lindsay L...

Lookin’ Good, Kate!

Kate Gosselin was on Larry King tonight looking gorgeous (not exactly well-rested, but calm and beautiful) and basically doing exactly what she's been doing for months now -- looking like the way better parent. However, she doesn't straight-up come out and diss Jon -- she says he's a good father, but they differ on the actions he's taking right now. Very nice, Miz Gosselin. Also -- say what you will about Larry King, the man's a brilliant interviewer. /> Kate Gosselin was on Larry King tonight looking gorgeous (not exactly well-rested, but calm and beautiful) and basically doing exactly what she's been doing for months now -- looking like the way better parent. However, she doesn't straight-up come out and diss Jon -- she says he's a good father, but they differ on the actions he's taking right now. Very nice, Miz Gosselin. Also -- say what you will about Larry King, the man's a brilliant interviewer. ...

Chris Brown Can’t Talk To Rihanna For Five Years, Will Spend The Next Six Months Cleaning Up Trash

90406w5_brown_b_gr_02 Chris Brown was finally sentenced today for beating up his ex-girlfriend Rihanna earlier this year, and boy was it a doozy. Well, as far as watered-down celebrity justice goes. Not only will Brown have to complete 1,400 hours of comunity service, including washing cars and cleaning up graffiti, but he will also have to stay away from Rihanna (despite her request to have the restraining order lifted) for the next five years. No phone calls, no email, and he must stay away from her at all ti...

Lady GaGa And I Are Clearly Very Different People

GaGa in LaLa Land Lady GaGa flew in to Los Angeles International Airport yesterday wearing some crazy John Lennon/Madonna/Audrey Hepburn/Elvira Mistress of the Dark tribute and a set of adorable little leg scabs yesterday. While the cuts may be a result of her wild stage show, they could also be attributed to her raunchy and far more wild sex life. Or maybe the bitch just fell down. I don't know. Point is: Who the hell gets on an airplane dressed like this? Sweating in pleather next to a business man and someone...

Kristen Stewart Thinks This Whole ‘Acting’ Thing Is Really Really Hard

90810w9_stewart_b-gr_06 While I believe it's pretty universally known that Kristen Stewart can't act her way out of a wet paper bag with a giant hole in it that's illuminated by several exit signs, the actress recently spoke about how very difficult this whole acting thing has been for her, particularly while shooting the love triangle in New Moon. It turns out that Kristen can't exactly seperate her own drama from that of her character, and found herself recovering from her character's break ups as if they were her own, go...

Caption This!

90825x1_ferrera_b-gr_02 While shooting scenes for the upcoming season of ABC's (OMG! ABC! We know them!) Ugly Betty, America Ferrera slipped in to a hot dog suit in New York's Chelsea neighborhood earlier today. What's odd is that she left what appears to be her I Dream Of Jeanie costume on underneath....

You Should Totally Go Buy ABC’s TV on DVD

brosis3_d I asked, and you guys delivered. It looks like plenty of you have very strong relationships with some of these ABC shows. I can't thank you guys enough for your help on this, you totally came through for me. And now, as created by you, the readers, here are some of the reasons you should go buy ABC's TV on DVD series ... Reasons to Watch Desperate Housewives 1) It is LOL funny. The have great writing and dialogue and some of the best one liners. 2) Even though they all have faults...

I Blew Out The Candles … And My Wish Came True

Jon Gosselin Last Saturday was my birthday.  Incidentally, thank you for the onslaught of well-wishes that many of you sent me through email, Twitter, and Facebook.  My husband made gluten-free cupcakes and family gathered 'round.  I hemmed and I hawed and couldn't decide what my birthday wish should be.  My kids are healthy and happy, my spouse is great, I love what I do.  So I wished for the only logical thing:  That Jon Gosselin would finally fall off into the pit of obscurity.  Apparently, it was a powerful candle-blow, because that exact...

And This Is Why Double Dating Is a Bad Idea

LeAnn Rimes First of all, when did Leann Rimes start looking like such a jackal?  Was she always this creepy looking?  I want to carve the three seeds out of her head, cram a candle in there, and put her on my porch for Halloween. Okay, so Leann Rimes and actor Eddie Cibrian have officially left their spouses and are a couple at this point.  Eddie's wife, Brandi Glanville, has been squawking to the media since the springtime about Leann's stalking ways.  Now, she's still giving interviews -- the m...

Size 12 Model Poses Naked in Glamour

picture-25 Her name is Lizzi Miller.  She's 20, 5-foot-11 and weighs 180 pounds and she's got a tummy.  She also appeared naked in Glamour's September issue for an article about body acceptance.  It was just one photograph but it has created a huge stir -- almost all positive. At a size 12 or 14, Miller falls into the bracket of the average size of an American woman.  I know there are strongly divided camps here regarding BMIs and dress sizes, curves and health.  I don't spend a lot of time hanging out with naked chicks, but I'd be wil...