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Tori Amos Slams Lady Gaga, Respects Britney Spears

Tori Amos Pregnant Again? Performing at Radio City Music Hall Pictures Photos Tori Amos doesn't give interviews all that often, but when she does it's always super-awesome. This is what she told The Sun about Lady GaGa: She's what I call a meteor - singers who entertain people for a while. Hey, there's nothing wrong with that. But then there are people like Neil Young who show up at Glastonbury 40 years into their career. And that's a very different kind of artist. Neil Young doesn't have to get his bum out on stage! The question is, will Lady GaGa be playing alon...

Good Job, Kirsten!

Kirsten Dunst Drunk and Smoking Cigarette Pictures Photos A year after her stint at Cirque Lodge, Kirsten Dunst was spotted stumbling wasted out of The Roosevelt after throwing back double vodkas all night. It's one of several times she's been out drinking at high-profile LA bars since her rehab stay. I think the Cirque Lodge needs to add a class to its rehab curriculum. In fact, I think they should add it to the weekly activities at Promises and Wonderland as well. The class should be called How to Have a Giant Relapse Quietly. I will teach it. I will arrive with a map of Los Angeles and...

The Many Looks of Christina Applegate

3148700christina_applegate826200961626pm OK, loves. We're almost done promoting ABC's TV on DVD. I promise. This part is actually a lot of fun. They wanted a photo gallery. I was like "A photo gallery? Shall I take pictures of my television? Or perhaps just my DVD player?" But they were willing to be a little flexible, so I thought it would be fun to do a fashion retrospective on Christina Applegate, the star of ABC's Samantha Who? (Hey, you can buy the DVDs of it here!) This turned out to be a lot of fun, because, frankly, going through photos of Christina Applegate starting in 198...

Ben Affleck Looks Hot, I May Have a Bus Driver Fetish

Ben The Bus Driver Maybe it's just the hometown girl in me, but I think Ben Affleck looks smoking dressed as a bus driver on the set of his new film. The Boston native has headed home to work on his newest flick, and in between shooting scenes he took time to pal around with his co-stars, both actors and actual city employees. [gallery]...

Dominick Dunne Dies of Bladder Cancer

72231675MA036_The_Cinema_So The Summer of Death brings us its latest victim, writer Dominick Dunne. Dunne passed away in his Manhattan home at the age of 83 from bladder cancer. Best known for his coverage of celebrity trials, most notably that of OJ Simpson, Dunne was also a celebrated author who wrote several best-sellers, including “The Two Mrs. Grenvilles,” “An Inconvenient Woman”, “A Season in Purgatory,” and his memoirs “The Way We Lived Then: Recollections of a Well-Known Name Dropper.” Aft...

Hey, Chris Brown! You’ve Just Been Sentenced For Beating Up Your Girlfriend! What Are You Gonna Do Now?

Chris Brown Gets Down Apparently, he's going to spend the night shaking his ass a Hollywood night club with a bunch of girls. Ugh. After his day in court, you'd think Chris Brown would spend a quiet night at home, reflecting, talking with family members and maybe, I dunno... reading a book or something else that doesn't include grinding on hotties... But no. Chris Brown went out to celebrate his fairly light sentence with a dance party at Guys and Dolls. There he was seen flirting with girls, getting numbers, drinking "water" and other behaviors that are not expected fr...

Audrina Patridge and Lindsay Lohan May Have More Than Just Irrelevance in Common.

0826_audrina_lindsay_breakin_ex TMZ published photos today pulled from the security cameras of both Audrina Patridge and Lindsay Lohan-- both victims of break-ins this year-- and pointed out that the thieves have more in common than just wanting to rip off Hollywood's C-List. In fact, both burglars may be the very same person. LAPD was the first to pick up on the similar M.O. -- douchey cap, t-shirt and an easy entry through unlocked doors and leaked these screenshots to the press in hopes that it would lead to the arrest of the thief. Not only has...

The Worst Idea To Come Down The Pike Since The Bumpit

This is one of those stories that I'm hoping is just random talk and not actual fact.   Ryan O'Neal -- and I can't stand looking at him, so we're going to learn about Bumpits instead -- has brokered a deal for a reality show that will star O'Neal and his son Redmond.  First of all, I think the last thing a newly recovered and newly released from jail addict needs is a huge salary.  Secondly, does America care about these two?  Will the show feature the two of these money-grubbing whores ...

Looks Like We May Be In Kansas Again

56713718dakotafanning8262009102102am It looks like yet another classic is about to be fucked with Wizard of Oz is being remade.  It's been tried before, without much success.  This attempt will feature Dorothy's granddaughter -- and word has it that Dakota Fanning will portray her -- in a much darker version of the movie.  Warner Brothers has the rights -- I'm so shocked Tim Burton isn't involved with this project, but he isn't -- so I expect lots of action and special effects to completely ruin ... uh, I mean to bring this c...

Quotables

58162305lilyallen8262009110736am "The drinking is taking its toll and making her take silly risks.  Her record company was furious about the bad publicity she’s been getting recently and she’s been told to get her act together. Lily’s always contrite afterwards and filled with horror at what she might’ve done while she was drunk. She’s joked that she likes drink, but it doesn’t like her – and that’s true. Her outrageous behaviour also extends to her love life. She’ll hook up with anyone when she’s drunk...

Proof That You Should Be Nice To Your Mother-In-Law

Stand-up comedian Shoonda Croonquist -- she's been seen on Comedy Central -- is being sued by her mother-in-law.  The half-black, half-Swedish, Roman Catholic-raised comic that married a Jew, has built her routine around talking about the cultural clashes in her life. And she's not shy about making the in-laws the butt of her jokes. Take the one about her mother-in-law's reaction to news she was pregnant with her first child: "OK, now that we know you're having a little girl I want to know what you're naming that lit...

Maybe Dr. Conrad Murray Won’t Be Charged With Murder After All

I cannot believe it took an astounding 60 days before I could report this news to you, but as expected, the King of Pop is alive!  The person who submitted this totally conclusive video also sent along the following statement: This video shows that Michael was still alive after his dead body was transported to the Los Angeles Dept. of Coroner I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van, his dead body has been in. I got the original vide...
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