"If I'm the emblem for 'this is what it looks like to be the lonely girl getting on with her life,' so be it."
This most hypocritical quotable was brought to you by Elle.
And while I laugh hysterically, to the point of not being able to catch my breath, I'm going to huff some Primatene....
A pointedly bra-less LiLo did some shopping at the WeHo American Apparel on Monday, trying on their scarves like a Grey Gardens character. Actually, I believe American Apparel calls those sashes. I know because their ad for it says "The Sash" in big letters on the top, and that's what my college boyfriend used to call me, so I totally love those ads. Also: it was pointed out to me that the girl in those ads looks a lot like me. So whatever. I've basically been on Lindsay Lohan at this point. Sco...
Congrats, Kate Major! There comes a moment in every young woman's career when she has sit down and seriously ask herself, "Should I bang a divorcing father of eight and then loudly quit my job, sacrificing any sense of personal dignity, for the potential publicity pay-off?" I know I had a similar moment when Mel Gibson wanted me to go into the bathroom with him at Moonshadows. I thought about it long and hard, but I made the decision that my dignity was more important than publicity. (Well, th...
Listen, I don't harbor Wendie's all-consuming hatred for Julia Roberts, but Eat, Pray, Love is one of my favorite books ever, and I'd never pictured Julia Roberts in the lead role. I was thinking of someone younger, someone more playful, more malleable. Maybe a Kate Hudson or a Rachel McAdams or a Charlize Theron. Definitely not Julia Roberts.
It occurs to me that what I'm doing here is exactly what sometimes bothers me about my own readership -- I found a book that I love, that I relate to, ...
The queen of the pre-teens has teamed up with BCBG designer Max Azria in what appears to be a well-coordinated effort to dilute both their brands. You can check out the full collection they've "designed" for Walmart here, but I've pulled some of my favorite items and posted them in the gallery below. It's the best, brightest and cheapest from eight seasons ago. And get this: With the exception of the skinny jeans ($20), nothing in this line retails for more than $12. Most of the shirts are $6...
The Jackson family was in court today and Katherine Jackson was officially named permanent guardian of Michael's three children. In itself, this isn't big news. Kelly and I have both already reported about the $4M acquisition that made bio mom Debbie Rowe a whole lot richer.
But, similar to every episode of The Bachelor, there was a twist: Michael's dermatologist, Arnie Klein sent representing counsel to the courtroom today. His attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan raised non-specific objections to the custodial arrangement. In addition, Klein wan...
You know, it would be only too easy to show you what Deborah Gibson looks like today. Today she is seventeen pounds thinner thanks to a strict exercise and diet regimen designed by her preventative medicine boyfriend. She started out wanting to lose five pounds, but then realized that she had much more to lose. Or, her boyfriend threw some BMI charts at her and told her she had much more to lose.
I'd rather show you the "before" picture. I want to show you the Deborah that her boyfrie...
Everything is status quo in Mischa's world. After a couple weeks in a lockdown mental health facility, she tempted the fates by attending a party in New York City on her first weekend of freedom. To be fair, she drank "water" and left by 10:40, but when you are in your earliest days of sobriety -- and so many reports point to Mischa having a substance abuse issue -- you need to be at home making macrame hanging plant holders, not at a club wearing them.
I need to see how I can get into this loony bin to the stars. Misch looks better than she has since she...
Heroes actress Ali Larter married Hayes MacArthur -- he's an actor that she met on the set of 2007's National Lampoon's Homo Erectus -- this weekend in Kennebunkport, Maine. If I remember correctly, Beet wants to have a lesbian affair is a little obsessed with Ali. I'm not sure how she'll take this news.
Now that Larter wore her Vera Wang dress and the big day is over, perhaps she can start eating again!...