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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Pops Out Her Third Young Republican

70908c2_hasselbeck_b_gr_01 Elisabeth Hasselbeck has finally given birth to her third child with husband Tim, another son, named Isaiah. Hasselbeck, who's seemingly been pregnant for the last five years, welcomed her newest edition with her husband of seven years yesterday in New York City. "Elisabeth and Isaiah are doing great and we're excited about the addition of another baby boy into our family", Tim said in an interview that was later publshed on the ABC blog. While I suppose I can't cause too much fuss over a ...

TMZ Porn, Only Slightly Worse Than the Show

There have been some pretty hilarious porn spoofs of beloved television staples over the years, including The Brady Bunch and more recently an I Love Lucy-themed video, and now we have another to add on to that list: TMZ. These video previews, which don't include any actual sex but do include a fair bit of foul language (so NSFW! We warned you!), are just straight-up silly parodies of people like Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, Lindsay Lohan and Eminem, Heidi and Spencer and other couples ...

Ahhhhhh HA HA HA HA You’re So Funny Jon Gosselin!

Jon Gosselin Look you guys! Jon Gosselin is FIGHTING FIRE WITH FIRE by TAKING PHOTOS OF THE PAPARAZZI. Oh my God they HATE it when you do that. It gets them SO RILED UP. I mean, the resultant photos are FUCKING GOLD to them, which is SO ANNOYING. Oh, Jon. You are such a witty man. I want to know more about the friend towering over Jon, making him look like the long-lost Little Rascal. I have such a weird thing for guys with shaved heads -- especially when they've obviously shaved their heads because ...

Renee and Bradley: It’s Serious!

90809w1_zellweger_b-gr_02 I guess this isn't just a date or two -- Renee Zellweger and Hangover hottie Bradley Cooper were spotted arriving at the airport together in Spain, where they were picked up and whisked off by a waiting car. A Spanish holiday already? Dayum. But maybe that's not such a big deal when you're ridiculously rich and famous and needing to put as much distance as possible between yourself and Jennifer Aniston. [gallery]...

Mischa Barton on the Verge of Another Breakdown

Mischa Barton in NYC, August 2nd I hate to break this to Wendie, but it looks like Mischa Barton might soon be off limits again. Friends of the actress fear that she's returned to work too soon after leaving the hospital and speculate that she's on the verge of another, possibly more serious, breakdown. According to one friend, Mischa is "just not herself," and another reports that she often "cries for no reason." Barton returned to the set of her new TV series The Beautiful Life a mere two days after being released from the h...

Green Carpet Fashion at the Teen Choice Awards

Amanda Bynes Hits the Bottle at the 2009 Teen Choice Awards It's red carpet time! Or, I guess in this case, it's green carpet time. Young Hollywood turned out in droves for Sunday night's Teen Choice Awards. I don't know who won what award because I'm not a teen, and it's not my choice. I chose to watch football. But I do enjoy seeing who wore what to the awards show. The green carpet was shot outside, in natural light-- something for which Beet always cuts celebs a little extra slack. But not me. Because its the same light that all of us have to l...

Michael Jackson Given “Chemical Castration”

michael_jackson_-_another_part_of_me3-1 A couple of different sites are reporting that among the potpurri of drugs found in Michael Jackson's system were traces of Depo Provera, an intravenous birth control drug. Why would an adult male be taking birth control injections? A "well respected" doctor claims that it was to reduce Michael's sex drive in an effort to keep him from feeling sexually attracted to children. Dr Alimorad Farshchian claims to have given the late King of Pop the drug - Depo Provera - after he grew concerned about Jackson's behaviour ...

Bikini Cinema: Discovering the Next Megan Fox

Website 1690 Swimwear-- which offers a grand total of about 15 different swimsuits, with models in odd poses and what I swear is some photo shopped out poon-- thinks this is how you sell bikinis. Don't miss the Oscar worthy Big Lebowski and Star Wars versions. /> Website 1690 Swimwear-- which offers a grand total of about 15 different swimsuits, with models in odd poses and what I swear is some photo shopped out poon-- thinks this is how you sell bikinis. Don't miss the Oscar worthy Big Lebowski and Star Wars versions....

Lady Gaga’s Idea of Traveling Clothes

Lady Gaga in Tokyo, Leaving for the Summer Sonic Concert Tour Most of us prefer to travel in sweatpants and a t-shirt, or something with an elastic waistband. For Lady Gaga however, traveling clothes include high-cut leopard print underwear (worn on the outside, natch) fishnets, and thigh-high patent leather boots. Comfy! She does a good job of tucking it back. I don't see any trace of "peen" in this picture. Except for the giant peen with a bad dye job that is following her around for some reason, hanging out in the background and posing for pictures. ...

Grandpa Likes the Rape

Oscar-Winning Songwriter Indiced on 11 Counts of Rape Here's a weird and disgusting story that might make you look at gramps in a whole new light. The Oscar winning song-writer who penned "You Light Up My Life" may have raped more than people's ears with his music. 70 year old Joseph Brooks is accused of raping 11 women after luring them to his apartment to audition for a part in a movie. Brooks then gave the women glasses of wine that "incapacitated" them-- druging is suspected but toxicology reports have been inconclusive-- and allegedly raped them...

Jonas Brothers Apologize, Send Gifts to Couples Whose Weddings They’ve Ruined

The Jonas Bros at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum The Jonas Brothers have ruined more than a few weddings because some teenage girls are abominable bundles of screaming, crying hormones. According to Kevin Jonas (which one is that again?) the gaggles of screaming girls that often show up at hotels when the brothers are staying there have disturbed weddings that were taking place at the same time. "We've had brides (say) like, 'You've ruined my wedding.'" Brother Nick adds, "There's 100 to 1,200 fans who show up, and the bride, her wedding's...
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