Their PR chick sent 'em over, and some of them are pretty sexy. Except for the one Scott Baio's in. But please check out the one of Shaq, whose right hand basically spans the length of some chick's torso.
I was just thinking about this tonight. You know, I'm tired of people saying there's no way to tell how big a guy's penis is until you get his pants off. There's pretty much a direct relationship between hand/foot size and penis size. Like, I'd say you can predict with about 95% certainty h...
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I'm trying to decide what my favorite moment of the Teen Choice Awards was. Fox actually cut one of my favorite moments, where Dane Cook asked where Vanessa Hudgens was, she raised her hand, and then he told her she needed to put some clothes on. It's in the clip above. Ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha! OMG that's so funny, Dane! Get it? Because she's had naked photo scandals twice now? I can't think of a wittier approach to the situation. I love this clip not because it disses Vanessa (I don't really care about that), but because it makes Dane Cook look like the lame douche that he is.
My other favorite is the clip below, where Miley Cyrus practically confesses her desire to lick Britney Spears' feet as she presents her with the Ultimate Lord of the Universe and All of Time and Space and Malibu surfboard, and then Britney comes on stage with half a broom stuck on top of her head and runs away from Miley as quickly as possible. She then mumbles like two sentences into the microphone as quickly as she possibly can and gets offstage as fast as possible, like her Xanax is going to turn into a pumpkin if she doesn't take it before midnight. In fairness: her legs look amazing the whole time.
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I'm trying to decide what my favorite moment of the Teen Choice Awards was. Fox actually cut one of my favorite moments, where Dane Cook asked where Vanessa Hudgens was, she raised her hand, and then he told her she needed to put some clothes on. It's in the clip above. Ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha! OMG that's so funny, Dane! Get it? Because she's had naked photo scandals twice now? I can't think of a wittier approach to the situation. I love this clip not because it disses Vanessa (I don't really care about that), but because i...
Tough day for ol' Jonny Goss. First his ex-wife dogs him on the Today show and now Kate Major, the blond Star reporter he briefly dated after returning home from France with girlfriend Hailey Glassman, hit up E! News today to tell all. The interview that follows does nothing but reinforce how pathetic this whole situation is.
"We had plans to travel together, to live together and to be together," Major says of her whirlwind romance with the reality dad. "He made his decision in the Hamptons. He wanted to be with me."
Just last weeek, Gosse...
First off, let me say this: Miley Cyrus was not pole-dancing at the Teen Choice Awards last night (the actual show airs tonight). But unless Fox opts to cut away for the part around 1:08 in the above video, that's all anyone's going to be talking about tomorrow. Let me tell you what I assume happened: Miley was supposed to ride around the stage in that stupid pushcart and maybe do a few dance moves. The pole was on the pushcart so she didn't fall off. Miley got on the pushcart, grabbed the pole, and immediately started to grind on it, almost like a reflex. Then she heard the audience's reaction and she was like, "Oh, shit, I shouldn't be grinding on a pole at the Teen Choice Awards. I should save that shit for Nick. Or Justin. Or whoever I'm sleeping with right now. I forget. Bradley Cooper's pretty hot. Wait? Where am I?" and by the time that little reverie was over she was already off the pushcart.
Guarantee you that little move wasn't in the original choreography.
Still. I ::heart:: this girl so much. Years and years of fun, she's gonna be. />
First off, let me say this: Miley Cyrus was not pole-dancing at the Teen Choice Awards last night (the actual show airs tonight). But unless Fox opts to cut away for the part around 1:08 in the above video, that's all anyone's going to be talking about tomorrow. Let me tell you what I assume happened: Miley was supposed to ride around the stage in that stupid pushcart and maybe do a few dance moves. The pole was on the pushcart so she didn't fall off. Miley got on the pushcart, grabbed the pole, and immediately started to gr...
It was discovered last week that Michael Douglas' son Cameron, 30, had been arrested for dealing meth. The drug arrest was less shocking than the size of it, as Cameron sent about a pound and a half of meth via FedEx, an amount valued around 18 thousand dollars, at least on a couple occasions.
Supposedly it wasn't too hard to bust Cam, as this is something he had kept up for years. Make the meth, package and ship it across the country calling it "bath salts" or "pastry" and get paid. Unfo...
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Update: Photos removed upon request via angry letter from lawyers.
Update: Photos removed upon request via angry letter from lawyers.
Welcome to full-blown famous, Ashley Greene! Nude pictures of the Twilight starlet hit the 'net this morning, at around the same time as photos of her making out with Chace Crawford in a limo hit the web. Everything's coming up Ashley Greene today! We may have a full-blown A-lister on our hands soon if she keeps up at this pace. I mean, it sure helps to have an international blockbuster under your belt, but nothing says "ub...
Kate Gosselin took to the Today Show this morning to speak with Meredith Viera about the changes that have taken place in her life recently. The two hadn't sat down since the announcement of Kate's marriage ending, so there was quite a bit to catch up on.
While none of the totally juicy goss about Jon's new girlfriend, friendship with Michael Lohan and his palling around France with the mastermind behind Ed Hardy came out, we did get a firm denial that there is absolutely no affair between her and the head of her security team. In fact, she still maintains that she's very close with his wife.
She also dismisses any and all rumors that have been started by her brother, saying that he saw the chance to turn his back on her for a paycheck and did so in a heartbeat. The best part of this is that Kate expresses that she's disgusted by her brother who clearly is only trying to make money off of her children. Oh, the irony.
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Kate Gosselin took to the Today Show this morning to speak with Meredith Viera about the changes that have taken place in her life recently. The two hadn't sat down since the announcement of Kate's marriage ending, so there was quite a bit to catch up on.
While none of the totally juicy goss about Jon's new girlfriend, friendship with Michael Lohan and his palling around France with the mastermind behind Ed Hardy came out, we did get ...
Former Degrassi: TNG and current 90210 hottie Shenae Grimes has been kickin' it with a whole new crowd since she's been in LA. She's actually been snapped quite a bit by LA-famous party photog, Mark 'The Cobrasnake' Hunter, who's known for his long-term and now defunct relationship with "It Girl" Cory Kennedy.
While I'm sad to see that Shenae's Darcy days are way behind her, I'm glad to see she's hanging out with Hunter, who despite his pervy appearance is actually a pretty nice guy. Check...
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Kathy Griffin had the hottest date on the Teen Choice Awards green carpet last night, Levi Johnston!
Of course it was just another one of Kathy's famous publicity stunts, but she played it up for the cameras saying "Long-distance relationships are not easy, especially when he's in his igloo and I'm in my Hollywood tower." When asked what it was like to be Kathy's date, Levi said "I...
Normally I would rather squat down on Robertson Blvd and pee in the middle of the day than use a photo stamped with Perez Hilton's logo, but in this case I'm making an exception. Jaime Pressly squatted down on Robertson Blvd and peed in the middle of the day after drinking heavily at gay hot-spot The Abbey on Sunday. Yes, people got pictures. One is above.
Let me say something about this that perhaps Perez Hilton doesn't know -- the women's bathroom at The Abbey is a fucking joke. There ar...
I'm not sure exactly what went down toward the end of Tracy Morgan's 23-year marriage to Sabina Morgan, but, whatever it was, it was a deal-breaker, ladies. The couple have been separated since 2001, but it looks like they finally decided they couldn't make it work. Tracy filed for divorce from his high-school sweetheart in a Bronx court on Friday. The couple have three sons.
You'll recall that Tracy's been busted for DUI twice in the past few years, and now claims to be clean and sober. Sti...