Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Omarosa Joins Seminary

57510200omarosa8142009114101am Omarosa begins her studies on Monday at United Theological Seminary in Ohio as she works toward obtaining a doctorate in ministry.  That's right folks!  The Apprentice reality television "star" who made a name for herself by backstabbing anyone in her wake, has found God in a big-time, career sort of way. The associate dean of the school thinks O -- not to be confused with Oprah ... I can't believe she didn't trademark "O" -- is the perfect candidate for the ministry.  Thanks to all her evil-doings,...

Jon & Kate Plus The Cops

Kate Gosselin It just keeps getting worse for the Gosselin family.  As the ratings show, America is sick of these two who couldn't either find a way to keep it together for their eight kids or part in a truly amicable fashion.  Last night:  big fight at chez Gosselin. There are a couple different versions of the chain of events.  Radar reports that Kate showed up at the house during Jon's scheduled time.  That's a no-no.  He wanted Kate to leave, she wouldn't, cops were called.  INF Photo, the agency who was there taking pics, reports i...

Octomom Thinks Having 14 Kids Might Be a Bad Idea

Fox has released a couple of trailers for Octomom:  The Incredible Unseen Footage, a special airing on August 19.  I'm not sure if I'd call this footage "incredible" as much as I'd call it "totally fucking terrifying".  You've been warned, if you are on the fence about having children, do not watch the second video.  Or, even better, if you want to have children, just don't have 14 of them in a seven-year span. It's so clear that the reality has finally hit Nadya Suleman.  I just want...

Phelpsy Was in a Car Crash!

michael-phelps Phelpsy and I have a cosmic connection. Let me explain: I was in a nasty car crash last week. Then, tonight, I was at this dueling piano bar and there was this totally wasted chick and she was hanging over all these guys, but there was this one she was paying the most attention to, and I realized his face looked exactly like Michael Phelps, but his body wasn't exactly Phelpsy quality. And then I turned to my girlfriend and relayed my observation. And then I Twittered it, because when I have an i...

Wanna Hear the Family Guy Abortion Episode?

The infamous episode -- which Fox eventually scrapped because they didn't want to lose episodes -- got its first real exposure last night, when the cast did a live table read for the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences. The episode will appear on the Family Guy DVD release, but until then you can check out some of the highlights in the clips below. The setup? Lois agrees to be a surrogate for two parents who then die in a car crash. The infamous episode -- which Fox eventually scrapped because they didn't want to lose episodes -- got its first real exposure last night, when the cast did a live table read for the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences. The episode will appear on the Family Guy DVD release, but until then you can check out some of the highlights in the clips below. The setup? Lois agrees to be a surrogate for two parents who then die in a car crash. ...

Anna Faris Marries, No One Notices

90514tc1_faris_b_gr_01 House Bunny's Anna Faris has been engaged to that Chris Pratt dude -- the one who had the pleasure of co-starring with Mischa Barton on the O.C. -- since 2008.  As it turns out, they actually got married over a month ago in Bali.  Which could mean one of two things:  Their people were completely masterful at orchestrating a secret ceremony or no one really cared. In April, Beet mentioned that the Anna of today looks nothing like the Anna of before.  I planned on including an "Anna My, Ha...

Let’s Speculate!

Halle Berry I actually kind of hate the pregnancy guessing game.  Sometimes celebs just linger a little too long at the cheese plate -- it's not always about reproducing.  And the media's idea of a "baby bump" is my idea of "goal abs".  Anyway, I have played the game myself a few times.  I'm feeling kind of jaded since I totally felt Nicole Kidman was knocked up and then she never presented a fetus.   But Halle Berry ... she makes some amazing looking children.  She turns 43 tomorrow and now ther...

Jennie Garth Doesn’t Know How To Keep a Promise

90416a1_garth_j_b-gr_01 Jennie Garth attended a TJMaxx event in New York City and was asked about Robert Pattinson's love life.  Garth's husband, Peter Facinelli plays Pattinson's father in the Twilight movies, so the reporter rightly thought Jennie might have some inside info.  Her reply?  "I can’t say [if it’sKristen Stewart or Nikki Reed], because that would be breaking my promise to [husband Peter Facinelli], but he is dating one of them!”  Well, well, well.  I guess for all the vampire fans out there who care, which one do you think Pattinson is doing?  If this is even real, and I wonder if it's n...

Kourtney Kardashian Fesses Up About Baby Daddy

I think most people who watch that Kardashian show already knew this, but this morning Kourtney confessed that her ex, and now current, boyfriend Scott Disick is the baby's father.  I don't know enough about the show to determine if this is good or not, but based on what I've read online, he sounds like a real ass. I'll tell you what concerns me most.  Kourtney also spoke on Ryan Seacrest's morning show today and explained that she always forgets to take her pill -- that's how she ended up pregnant.  Kourtney, I am here to tell you that there are so many fucking things you need to remember when yo...

Pete Wentz Finally Comes Out

Okay, okay, it isn't exactly how it sounds but Pete Wentz along with his wife Ashlee Simpson were the featured players in the newest NOH8 Campaign public service announcement.  Celebs such as Aubrey O'Day and Emmy Rossum -- Did I ever mention the time Emmy asked on Twitter, "How did they come up with the name Twitter?" and I had to explain to her that "twitter" is an actual word that means "talk"? -- and every day people all claim to "come out" against hate and discrimination. Regardless...
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