Okay, it isn't Julia Roberts. It's Aerosmith's Steven Fucking Tyler. I'm not kidding. If you don't believe me, watch the little video clip. He stopped by a local (local to me, it's all the talk around here) liquor store and was immediately recognized. Which is odd since he looks completely unrecognizable to me. Locals see Steven around at Whole Foods and the gas station, etc. and no one makes a big deal about it. Unless he looks how he's looking now, in which case everyone reaches for a camera.
As you p...
Well, I could have told you that Jon Gosselin's post-Kate GF was a moron, but I guess I didn't really know to what extent until today.
In an interview with Us Weekly, Hailey Glassman goes on and on and on about how much she loves Jon (yeah, she calls him her "first love". Sick.) and how she is SO not responsible for his divorce from Kate. Here are some of the best quotes:
"He was living in my house, the person I joked around with. He was sad and bored, I was home and bored."
"I'm not s...
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Before there was Suri, before there was Shiloh, there was just one insanely cute celebrity child stealing our hearts: Violet Affleck. This morning Vi and her mom, Jennifer Garner, went out in a pyjamies-clad Starbucks run in Brentwood. Hitching a ride on her mom's hip, the three year old also wore her smile for the paps and the barista.
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Vanessa Hudgens confirmed what none of really care about: She and her probably gay boyfriend are set to wed. Hudgens was quoted as saying, "We haven't set a date and if we did we'd keep it secret for as long as possible. Why? What if one of us was offered a major film part? Then we'd have to postpone our marriage and people would say we'd split up. And we don't want that." What if, what if, what if...
Apparently Efron agreed to marry her after being bullied by Vanessa's mother, which seems odd...
Naomi Campbell was seen going positively buckwild last night in the VIP section of some St. Tropez club. At first glance it's hard to tell if this is a supermodel at an exclusive celebrity hotspot or an older yet extremely attractive college senior after a round of yard-long margaritas at Senor Frog's. Perhaps the best part of these photos is billionaire beau Vladislav Doronin stationed behind Campbell in most of these shots. He checks his watch, grabs a phone call and looks otherwise bored until...
Page Six is reporting that Jessica Simpson's father Joe -- another overbearing stage father named Joe ... interesting -- is pushing to have his daughter be the replacement judge on American Idol. Now, I understand the appeal of having a guest judge, but doesn't it just make sense to have three judges on AI? I never understood why they went to four. All it does is add the potential for a tie.
If Jess was on the panel, it would never be quite as entertaining as Paula's antics. However, Jessica forgets everything, so...
Personally, I'd like to thank ABC for not releasing a few names at a time, which is what they did last season. I'm not a fan of Dancing With The Stars, but I'll totally be tuning in to see former GOP leader Tom DeLay do a Paso Doble. The show has classified Ashley Hamilton as an "actor". I guess the categories "I've Yet to Stay Married to a C-List Celeb For More Than Five Months" or "No, I Don't Really Know Why My Dad George Hamilton is Famous Either" weren't options.
Here's the line-up:...
"Beatrice questions everybody who eats animals When we were in the south of France, there was a buffet for kids, and by the end of the week no one would sit near us because she would go over and say, 'Why are you eating that cow's bottom?' or 'Oh, look at that little shrimp with little eyes.'"
Heather Mills, confirming that she's raising her 5-year-old vegan daughter to be a total pain in the ass to the general public....
Hugh Grant is leaving show business. Again. Still. Since 1994. This is how it goes: Hugh Grant appears in a romantic comedy. Hugh Grant does press where he explains that he sucks because he has stage fright. Hugh Grant talks about what a sucky job acting is. Hugh Grant says he's retiring. Hugh Grant signs on for a role in a romantic comedy.
He said he had been on the verge of quitting acting before his life-changing audition for Four Weddings and a Funeral.
He has since described his jo...
According to Joe Jackson, his son Michael will be laid to rest at Forest Lawn Cemetery on the singer's birthday, August 29 at 10 a.m. I find this both poignant and creepy. For the record, Papa Joe offered up all this info during a lunch interview in which he brought Crystal Marven. Who is Crystal Marven? She's a recording artist under contract with Joe's new label. Always the opportunist businessman.
He also talked about the ongoing investigation of Dr. Conrad Murray. Though he ...