Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Is Lohan Too Jaded To Get Jobs?

FP_IMAGE_3436134/FP_SET_3433017 Lindsay Lohan has missed out on her fair share of work over the past couple of years, but even now that she's supposedly off the drugs, keeping busy with her lady friend and shilling for her own skin oranger (tanning spray, whatever), the girl's past is still haunting her. Lohan was recently up for a role in the movie adaptation of the book Undiscovered Gyrl, but the author herself, Allison Burnett, put the brakes on that casting decision saying that Lohan was "too jaded" to play the part o...

Jennifer Aniston Thinks She’s Better Than Renee Zellweger

FP_IMAGE_3382006/FP_SET_3377074 Jennifer Aniston has been shafted by a man she was dating for another woman once again, and of course that's gotta hurt. While it may not have been her husband Brad Pitt or on/off beau John Mayer, Bradley Cooper has left her feeling cold after ditching out on her after a promising dinner date to settle in with Renee Zellweger. It's not that Jen really cares all that much about Bradley, although she did think there was a bit of promise for the two of them, it's really more that she doesn't un...

Yeezy Loses His Cool in NYC

Mt. Kanye Explodes Kanye West went from 0 to 60 in .5 seconds yesterday when he realized that the paps were after him and gazelle-like girlfriend Amber Rose. The couple was strolling through SoHo and thought they were alone until Kanye realized that there were photographers getting shots of them on the sly. Instead of maintaining his fresh, he freaked and the whole collection of photos together is well, kinda pretty funny. Check out the gallery below! [gallery]...

Christian Audigier Spills on Jon and Hailey

58288em_audigier_b-gr_011 King of the Ed Hardey Douche Empire Christian Audigier has some things he wants us to know about his buddy Jon Gosselin. Apparently, he's not the same man he used to be. Groundbreaking, we know. Audigier does have some insight in to Gosselin's relationship with Hailey Glassman, and tells People Magazine, "I met the guy for two days to see what he wanted to do as a job. In the beginning it was Jon and Kate, and then the guy came with another girl. He told me, 'I'm going to come with my sty...

Caption This!

FP_IMAGE_3436744/FP_SET_3436167 Real Housewife of Atlanta Kim Zolciak (OMG, you guys watching tonight!?) has more than her fair share of luggage to account for at the Newark, NJ airport yesterday while on layover on her way to NYC. What the hell could those bags be filled with?...

Hayden Digs Up Lindsay’s Used Goods

90809a1_panettiere_b-gr_05 Heroes Cheerleader Hayden Panettiere got one of her birthday presents a bit early. The actress who recently starred in the box office bomb I Love You, Beth Cooper is turning 20 tomorrow (yes, seriously. This girl still can't buy a six pack legally), but she stepped out in Malibu yesterday with a new beau that may look familiar to those of us who follow the rags regularly. Homegirl was seen strolling in the sand with none other than Pink Taco founder Harry Morton. Not sure who that is? Maybe...

Take That Mandy Moore!

picture-112 What better way to cap off my week (Molly will be here for the next couple days) than to post a little gratuitous T&A?  Brooklyn Decker, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and wife of Andy Roddick poses in September's issue of GQ.  It seemed like Roddick went out with Mandy Moore forever.  Sure, Mands might be a killer Red Bull douche spokesperson, but look at this chick.  Roddick upgraded, didn't he? [gallery]...

Another Reality Show Contestant Gone Wrong

picture-10 Canadian real-life millionaire and a contestant on Megan Wants A Millionaire and I Love Money 3, is on the run tonight after his wife was found dead in a dumpster. Ryan Alexander Jenkins married his Playboy model wife Jasmine Fiore (the blond facing the camera head on) just five months ago.  So far, not too much is known about their marriage, except that they tied the knot after only knowing each other for two days.  They were last seen together Friday at a poker tournament.  Fiore had exchange...

In Case You Were Wondering …

picture-71 In case you were wondering, it seems that there is still something going on with Samantha and Lindsay.  How did I live previous to the incarnation of Twitter?  It's like having kids; I can't remember my life "before".   So, today Samantha Ronson lamented early bedtimes.  Lindsay -- and pay attention because she finally got control of the name Lindsay Lohan on Twitter.  I think she'll be switching over in the next couple days -- replied almost immediately offering herself up.  And...

Jason Schwartzman Marries

57016670jasonschwartzman819200960909pm Jason Schwartzman, best known for his roles in I Heart Huckabees and Marie Antoinette (he was the saving grace in that flick), just announced that he wed his long-term girlfriend Brady Cunningham, July 11th at their San Fernando Valley home. I give Schwartzman credit for a couple of things:  1) He flew under the radar for over a month -- he's not A-list but it's still an impressive feat, and 2)  He married a completely normal, natural looking woman.  It even looks like her rack might be...

Now I’m Going to Have to Watch Vanessa Hudgens’ New Movie

58034312jonhamm819200924403pm I need to talk about Jon Hamm for a minute.  The bad news?  He's starring in a new movie Sucker Punch which is also featuring Vanessa Hudgens.  I think I talked about this movie before; it's a fantasy flick and 'Nessa plays a hooker.  The good news?  Because it's a movie about hookers, there's a good possibility that Hamm could appear naked.  The movie most likely be amazing just because of his ass participation. I may have mentioned that I wished that I watched Mad Men from the start because it always looks like such a good show.  I get weird about series television --...