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Brad and Angelina arrived in the South of France yesterday with the whole clan and immediately went pet shopping picking up gerbils and goldfish. What the hell are Brad and Angie going to do with a gerbil?

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    • —————————————She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire

      personals site “”””” M e e t i n g W e a l t h y . c o m”””””last week. I am wondering what kind

      of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?——————

  • Yesterday?Didn’t that happen like,a week ago?

    Jeez,why do I know that?I spend WAY too much time on gossip-sites…

      • I just hope thay don’t have him come over and it comes up missing… You know he will be the first one they blame.

  • Why would anyone buy gerbils as pets. They’re unaffectionate, they run away if they get out and they bite. They’re miserable fucking creatures.

    • LMAO!!!
      You know, what he’s wearing there looks exactly like the baker’s uniform at Tim Hortons here… All he’s missing is the tray of smiley cookies to put in the oven!

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  • Angelina.. “OH Aaaaw.. this one has spikey hair, long claws and is hissing and baring his teeth at me..”
    Brad.. “Sheese?!”
    Angelina.. “He’s perfect.”
    Brad.. “HEY somebody cage and bag spike for her.. Sheese!”

  • really? I mean REALLY? what the hell is happening to this site?

    It used to be really funny, in an non obvious, witty way. Key word, USED to be. Hmmm, why would 2 parents be in a pet store buying gerbils & a goldfish? Maybe so their kids could have some pets. It’s so out there & far fetched I know…

  • he always looks miserable around this broad nowadays. somebody is TRAPPED. he thought he wanted a crazy lady and 6 kids, but doesn’t seem to be the case any more, does it, brad?

    • And how do you know just looking at that picture?! Supernatural powers?! Or maybe you know Pitt personally to understand what’s on his mind… I’m always amazed with these kind of comments!