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Charlize Theron’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Appreciate Ass Smacking

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I love hearing about celebrities’ less-than-stellar moments, especially when they look like Charlize Theron.  Because if you look like Charlize Theron, I need to know that some part of your life is crap.  Apparently, Friday night was crap night for the actress.

“She leaned over the table and smacked some other guys ass,” an eyewitness tells us.

“Stuart looked pissed, and looked at her and said ‘Why did you do that?'”

Clearly she didn’t have a satisfactory answer, as our onlooker tells us the couple bickered all evening before heading out.

“They constantly fought the rest of the night together, and ended up leaving the party early in a big huff,” said the spy.

You know, I think her boyfriend better get over it.  I mean, he’s truly the luckiest man in the world to have hitched to her star for this long, so if she wants to smack some dude’s ass, he needs to just accept that.  I wonder when the TMZ video of all this will surface?

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  • Ahahaha no. It’s not him that is lucky, it’s her. Stuart Townsend is waaay too good looking to be dating her.

    • i have to agree here, it even pissed me off to see him referred to as charlize theron’s boyfriend, without mentioning his full name. she has been lucky all these years to be attached to the hotness that is Stuart Townsend.

    • They’re both ridiculously hot people, but when I look at Stewart Townsend, all I see is Lestat De Lioncourt… which is more that fine with me :D

  • Wendie,
    With all the crap Charlize Theron had to deal with growing up (her mother shot — and killed — her father in self-defense in front of her) I think she’s earned the right to look beautiful without you wishing she could have a crappy day once in a while.

    • And what would she have said and done if he had slapped a bimbo’s butt.
      You should not be sexually assaulting people anyway, and especially when you are out with your partner. Heck you do not flirt with people ( or even talk to them really), and you even try not to look at people or about too much ( especially if you are a guy).
      Do not care who it is,or how hot they are , being touched up by rabdom strangers really p*ss*s me off. Also being a guy it is not like you can slap a woman round the face for doing this, heck you can not really use a “put down” either.

      • I do not imagine the guy she felt up was fugly I expect he was a himbo.
        And if you are with a girl, any girl not her who gets some attention from you is a bimbo ( to her)
        As in :who is that bimbo you were looking at?
        Or : Why did you smile at that bimbo waitress ?
        Or: Who is that bimbo whose arse you slapped ?
        And so on. ( actually they/ you usually say whore instead of bimbo)
        You seem to pick 1 throw away word in a post , and go after that, whilst totally ignoring the rest of what is in the post.

  • Sorry but this look like a total fabricated crap, it’s so ridiclous, is it a slow imagination day for rags? what a joke, they should try to creat something more realistic next time..

  • Charlize Theron is a Whore for slapping an unknown guys ass. Let me be really straight about this; I have no problem with breaking the hand of a woman in the face is she inappropriately touches anywhere in the the nether regions. I’m a guy. It happened to me as a child; it think it’s called child sexual abuse (you think!!?), it happened to me in my teen years (in FRONT of my high-school teachers who thought it was amusing; and then started assuming I was gay because I wouldn’t respond positively to the aggressive sexual touch from a female [whore] student), and it happened to me in my adulthood. The only difference is in my adulthood (30s) when a stupid drunk bitch pawed at my ass (repeatedly, after I told her to stop) I hit her hard and repeatedly; she and her asshole girlfriends got a clear message that weren’t going to get away with that kind of double standard anymore. BTW I am not AT ALL attractive, so I’m not sure what motivated these abusive females into behaving this way; most likely it was simply because they thought they could get away with it since the law and society is completely tilted in their direction; a very risky assumption for women to make. Women need to understand that no matter what kind of bullshit double-standards there are in the law and society in favor of women, if you fuck with a man you’re going to lose; he’s not going to deterred from rearranging your anatomy (that when people get angry they lose their minds and they don’t give a damn about consequences).