It’s not the resolution I was hoping for, but it’s a resolution. Ryan Jenkins, the VH1 star accused of murdering his wife, model Jasmine Fiore, was found dead in a hotel room in Canada. He hung himself.
Ryan’s crime against his wife was especially brutal — he had extracted her teeth and removed her fingers in an attempt to keep her from being identified. Police eventually ID’d her using the serial numbers on her breasts.
I don’t have much to say here. This is heartbreaking and horrific, and it reveals an aspect of human nature on which I have no grasp.
VH1 immediately pulled the show he starred on, Megan Wants a Millionaire, after he became the prime suspect in Jasmine’s death. I’m pleased with them for making that decision. Here’s hoping we can all stay classy here and not try to profit further on such a fucking horrific tragedy. I’m not even going to run a pic of him here because I can’t find one in which he doesn’t look like a smug and disgusting asshole.
He looked like a douche and died like one.
You know you’re Hollywood when your dead body is identified by the serial numbers on your tit balloons.
I’m so tired of hearing comments like that.
Well.. What a sad and horrible story.. But i guess there’e really nothing more to say.. It’s over. Which is good, since i read he was from cagary, and that’s way too close, i didn’t like that… Scary!!!!!!
Those Canadians are some fucked up motherfuckers! Wait until Donkeys bodies are found underneath the lanes at the bowling alley he rents shoes at.
WTF does this even mean?
Maybe Anon means commenter Donkey Punch is eventually going to be found buried beneath a bowling alley? Which sounds pretty far-out, until you consider the Rainbo Roller Rink, a skating venue in Chicago that was torn down in, oh, 2003, maybe? And that was when they found the bodies! Underneath! Dun dun dunnnnn!
It’s sad that I may speak serial-killer-speak (and also that I may have a babble translater), but I’m pretty sure that Anon is intimating that poster Donkey Punch, who is Canadian, is an undiscovered serial killer with undiscovered victims hidden under a bowling alley that he frequents. That idea is ludicrous, unless Donkey Punch has a middle name, because everyone knows that serial killers have middle names.
As for Ryan Jenkins: Good for that POS. Too bad he lived to kill and terrorize. Guess he’s done with reality TV. Unless, of course, VH1 comes up with a way to broadcast from hell.
Yes, I have a middle name. It is Donkey Fucking Punch.
Skeelo your post entertained me.
You’re right. That’s what I meant to say but you said it much better. I wish you’d ghost write for me from now on as you’re line of thought seems much clearer. As he said, I meant that Donkey Punch is a serial killer living in Canada and works at a bowling alley renting shoes. Thank you Skeelo!
That’s great news. I wish he would have killed himself in an even more painful way like setting himself on fire or jumping into a shark tank, but this will do. The douche deserved it for what he did to that girl.
I kinda hate myself for bringing this up, but it’s ‘hanged’ when you’re referring to humans being executed. ‘Hung’ is pictures and horses and such.
THANKYOU.
That should be a common-known thing for everyone… or for people who write for a living, at the very least.
umm…when and why exactly would one encounter hanging horses. Unless of course your referring to ” hung like a horse”
Cool point re: hanged/hung, mcbiscuit.
I keep thinking of his fellow reality contestants. He had 2 reality shows out there. Out of respect for Jasmine Fiore & repugnance for him, they aren’t gonna run them (and shouldn’t, too creepy).
So how would you like to be the other people who thought they were getting their big break? Your shot at reality tv stardom (and money!) shot to hell because one of your colleagues turns out to be a homicidal douchebag. You’d want to unhang him and rehang him!!
If only he could have done the right thing and hung himself before he killed his girlfriend.
WORD, Beet Czar.
That’s exactly what I was thinking…
this whole thing is just so tragic and unnecessary. seems to be a whole bunch of stuff just gone wrong in the biggest way possible. this is the total nightmare version of what can happen with some in their quest for fame and the whole hollywood dream.
It’s obvious the guilt got to him.
Actually I doubt very much that someone who could dismember a body would suddenly feel guilty.
The douche bag knew he couldn’t run any more and had no future. Where could he go? Prison or David Carradine Neck Tie.
Hey, not fair. David Carradine was pleasuring himself and enjoying life, two things you probably don’t know much about.
“Pleasuring himself and enjoying life”?
Yes I have always dreamed of living life/going out in “Carradine” fashion. Hanging myself……wearing ladies stockings/underwear……assorted sex toys scattered about…….and cum running down my stiff, lifeless leg.
I don’t know how the relative who had to identify the body and take home the crime scene photos kept themselves from busting out laughing.
i’ll say it, i’ll be the jerk here! i’m a little bummed he didn’t hack that Megan Hauserman up instead. : / i’m not even kidding. i apologize to the families of the deceased, for their situation is no laughing matter, but SERIOUSLY…..that Megan broad is one whorible woman and i’m thrilled her show will not be airing. i bet she’s cryin’ her eyes out right now not ’cause someone died, but because her plans to be more famous did not pan out.
BAD.
PEOPLE.
yuck yuck yucko….
I wish he’d hung himself in jail. But at least her family doesn’t have to listen to him assassinate her character in order to attempt to justify his actions.
He just seemed like the type to do something like that.
Too bad they didn’t catch him alive so they could extract his teeth and cut off his fingers — and do it with a dull butter knife t’ boot.
Good. What a piece of shit.
Hanging yourself pretty much says “Hey, I’m guilty as hell and not going to die in prison!” I also think he had asked his wealthy family to help him and they told him to turn himself in, and face what he had to face, and he made his decision. I do wonder if he left a note of explanation or apology for the family.
What the hell difference does it make that he was from Canada? do you have any idea the # of murderers there are in prison in the USA? like what, its just foreigners that kill people?
Why dont you get your head out of your ass there “Anonymous” and finish your High School education.
Go smoke some more crack, maybe your posts will make more sense then.
Well, at least that horrible show got cancelled.
Good one bringing up the fact that he was Canadian, because his location of birth had so much to do with his choice to horribly mutilate a poor girl. Try looking up serial killers within the United States and then Canada, 90 percent of them are American. Think about what you are saying before you say it.