When Lindsay Lohan absent-mindedly left her cell phone on the counter at a deli in Little Italy, a store clerk kindly ran after her to return it. He knocked on the window of her cab and asked if the phone was hers. When he requested she verify the number on the phone, to make sure that the phone was indeed hers before handing it over, Lindsay attempted to snatch the phone from the guy’s hands, yelling, “I’m calling the police! I’m going to arrest you for not giving me my phone!”
A friend of hers dialed 911, and when the cops showed up, the guy handed the phone over to them. The cops themselves verified the number before giving the phone back to Lindsay.
The clerk commented, “I was just trying to be honest. Now I have police and trouble already,” adding, “Who is she? Is she a star?”
What a dumb cunt.
It makes sense the deli worker didn’t know who she was since she doesn’t technically do anything anymore.
*shrugs*
Maybe she’ll OD soon and we won’t have to hear about her anymore.
Here’s hoping Klipper!
What the fuck is she wearing, a sheet?
I think she is going for her best Pretty Woman impersonation.
cooool shorts. lindsay is looking a fool- that blonde washes her out so badly
Yuch! She looks like she stinks…
I wonder if dude said “Is she a star?” just to piss her off.
Somewhere far away, Samantha Ronson is sitting at her computer chuckling to herself- “Thank heavens I got away.”
Esh..Im not so sure she did get away.
And god only knows what kind of pictures and texts are on that phone.
Samantha hasn’t fully escaped yet. but i think she is slowly inching away.
given that linds doesn’t seem entirely stable, Samantha may be concerned about violent outbursts.
i wonder sometimes if things already got bad….. broken windows, screaming matches, the hospital visit for “exhaustion” and Samantha’s hunched over walking, like a dog that’s been hit. temper tantrums in full view of cameras…
Samantha seems to really be sticking with her siblings lately. I wonder if she’s scared.
sometimes i think that if something does go wrong, Samantha will be blamed. The prejudice against her on the web seems stronger than her supporters. it’s as if lindsay can do no wrong so sam gets automatically blamed.
this irritates me like no other. if I were that worker, I’d be pissed. and if I were Lindsay, I’d thank my lucky stars that my cell wasn’t snatched by some evil paparazzi….or some Perez Hilton-esque fool.
Too bad. I’ve always kind of rooted for her, hoping she’d get life back on track. (Chalk it up to my love of Mean Girls, I guess.) Now I’m thinking she’s just a bitch.
I’m with Lindsay on this one. It’s always a problem when the “little people” don’t cater to your VIP status in a timely enough fashion. Being helpful is expected. Questioning VIP authority and invoking reason when dealing with VIP’s is not.
I agree. She should have him killed. Or banished to somewhere that sucks. Where does it suck? (Don’t say Canada, I’m Canadian.)
I love Canada. Canada gave us Alanis Morissette, Neil Young, Mike Myers, Pamela Anderson, Sarah McLachlan, Natasha Henstridge, Nelly Furtado, and Montreal.
We can reasonably banish him to Indiana.
I’m tempted to throw Canadian national Avril Lavigne into the Indiana deal, for good measure. Ditto Celine Dion.
Ok but Indiana also has to take Nickelback. Even if it balks, remind it of the coin it can rake in on the carnival circuit.
Indiana is a definite possibility. There are towns in Indiana that fold up at 3:00 in the afternoon. But then there is always the lure of rural Afghanistan and the Taliban. I don’t think I know of anyone who has gone to Afghanistan who didn’t think it sucked .
Banish the dim-witted tart to the Middle East. Iran or Iraq (definitely not Dubai). Make her cover up and force her to cavort with nasty smelling Goatherds. If she wore that outfit in the Middle East, she would probably be stoned in the streets (by people throwing actual rocks). Or, if you’re really feeling nasty, there’s always Uganda. What people do to each other there, particularly to women, is unspeakable. When Ugandans say “So and so, eats his own,” they mean it – literally.
Banish her to the Congo. She’d either be killed by rivaling clans, animals or disease (that can’t be cured with a trip to CVS) will take care of her.
Well, appearently he wanted to make sure it was actually her phone and she had someone call it but it didn’t ring.
Skeelo – it is people like you and Lindsay Lohan that represent all that is wrong with our culture. You are an entitled little f-ck who expects the world to cater to you. I look forward to the day that all of you get swallowed whole by the reality of life. I grew up with money, beautiful homes, and the best education that money can buy, but despite all of that, I have strived to maintain a sense of reality and responsibility….something you will never know anything about. The day that you and Lindsay finally kill yourself driving drunk or overdosing will be a day of redemption and cleansing for society as a whole!!!
Jessica and Reno- don’t worry, Skeeto’s joking!!!! It was a sarcastic comment!
shit, i want her bod in that picture! just kidding, she looks gross as hell.
Hear hear!
God, she is such a skank.
“I’m going to have you arrested for not giving back my phone.”
What an idiot. This girl is just… dumb.
He should have sold that shit to TMZ
@Reno – Would you mind getting off of the soap box for a moment? I need to grab a bar of soap from it; I must take a shower after being sullied by your drivel.
I won’t bother to start to explain the nuances of sarcasm to you, because that will ultimately be less meaningful for me than a discourse on household cleaning products with my water faucet.
I’m going to venture to guess that you’ve never been mistaken for a deep thinker. Perhaps ‘trustafarian’.
Great to hear that you have a plan for how the world will be cleansed. Perhaps you and my water faucet should continue that meaningful discourse in private.
I hope you’re happy – I’m now nearly dead from laughing.
Plus I looked up ‘trustafarian’ on Urban Dictionary and it has now replaced ‘obsequious’ as my second-favourite word. (The first being ‘superfluous’ – just say it outloud… feels good doesn’t it? Aww yeah)
This is probably my favourite internet post of all time Skeelo! Beautiful… just beautiful! I think I love you a little bit… *blushes*
THIS right here is why I am not one of the many Lohan apologists.
It is true she’s a drug addict, shows alarming signs of an eating disorder, has little to no social safety net and for those reasons she deserves treatment and understanding.
Still, LINDSAY LOHAN IS A MASSIVE SPOILED, NASTY, ENTITLED BRAT who will never learn, never accept outside help from mere mortals, never even try to take responsibility for her life and realise she’s not the center of the world who can get away with everything.
Phew. Sorry ’bout that, folks, rant over.
The store clerk should have sold her phone on Ebay.
Or copied down all the phone numbers and publicly posted them.
She’s an ungrateful jerk.
I’m pretty sure it’s just the Peruvian Blow doing all the talking for Lindsay now.
Lindsay is stupid. NO COMMON SENSE> Why didnt she just get her friend to call her cell phone, if she felt uncomfortable giving the dude her number??? Too much cunt on the brain!
Lindsay is just your garden variety dope fiend, drunk. Self centered narcissist with delusions of grandeur – it’s sad to see someone her age behaving the way she does. This is just another example of why she’s not being hired but for a few scenes in an independent feature. She wasn’t even in the 1st promo ad for Machete, which was listed as “The Women of Machete” every other woman in the movie was in the photos, not Lindsay her part is more of a cameo from what I’ve read.
Instead of figuring out another way to prove it was her phone she made a big scene and treated him like shit. She’s not in the least a nice or decent person. Yet she wonders why she has no jobs.
“Who is she? Is she a star?”
– hahaha oh my god I almost pissed in my pants :D