“Seriously, Brad. I’m going to jump if you don’t leave her! I can’t take it anymore. I’m going to…I’m going to jump! Brad? Brad? Hello? You mother…I’m calling you back. Brad?”
Hurry! Oh the only guy I haven’t dated from this movie set yet, is getting away.. Yes I know he’s married to a lesbian sumo-wrestler, an illegal with bio-terrorist connections wanted in fifteen countries, a mile long rap sheet, and is bi-trans-gay, but we need to be photographed together to complete my July to August collection!
Wow do you have to practice being that clever or does it come naturally.
Joon, do you have to practice being shitty to people or does it come naturally?
She can make that unpleasant face (and worse) all she wants as long as she is sitting on my lap.
Oh, I’m sure she’d be making an unpleasant face if she was sitting on your lap…
(come, on. it’s like you asked me to say that)
Yes, repeating what I already said just makes you look sad.
so, you’re okay lap-raping her?
haha lap-raping.
“Courtney I really don’t think I will have the time to do a guest role on Cougar Town… I have already done the whole dating younger men thing with Mayer… and know first hand that Cougar Town is filled with douches who have no money to pay for dinner…”
that’s enough. it’s sunny outside and she doesn’t have sunglasses. Squinting and not having a constant plastic smile on one’s face while on the phone doesn’t have any desperate-for-love-woman connotations for anybody else except Jennifer. This running gag in the gossip mills is SO tired, already.
You are a lone voice of rational thinking…a unicorn
Thank you for saying what I was thinking…
i agree with you. why does everything she does or say have to be associated with her former husband, former boyfriends, or current costars? She is an accomplished actress, who is still working, she has lots of money and business ventures, and an amazing body. the only thing she doesn’t have is a man, so they pick on her for that.
“…an accomplished actress.”
Goddamn, that’s funny.
And why is that?
She has been on a hit tv show, has starred in some good movies, such as office space, the good girl, and countless romantic comedy. even if you don’t like her movies, she is still accomplished, and there are many actresses that would kill to have her professional resume.
Come on Julia! Didn’t you see “Leprechaun” at the theater? I know it was difficult to get a ticket but the other six of us managed. We just had to camp out all night in line though. Jennifer was awesome. At first I thought I was watching a Hepburn movie. What talent……What range………
All I can think of is: “Can a woman make a private phone call without millions of people scrutinizing her expression? Geez.”
Answer the phone you bastard! I swear if I get dumped one more time I am going to throw myself off of this roof.
“Playing Angelina Jolie in a bio pic is pretty much out of the question. But if you let me write the ending and drive the car that runs her over, I might reconsider.”
Hey, I’ve seen Angie in the leather dress, ok? Another call about this is going to drive me insane… smh
she always appears to be in a chronic state of brooding
She’s probably fighting the urge to sneeze or something.
Wait, whats so unpleasant about her face? It just looks like she’s squinting.
and molls, though you may be the best writer on the site, use one too many ‘Caption This!’ posts and we may think you want us to write your material…
Bad Phone Reception Face.
Why is everyone always so mean to Jennifer Aniston? Let’s all kick her while she is down, shall we? She seems like a nice person who got her heart broken by that lieing, cheating bastard, Brad Pitt. Who among us hasn’t had our heart broken at one time or another? C’mon people, give the girl a break.
“Seriously, Brad. I’m going to jump if you don’t leave her! I can’t take it anymore. I’m going to…I’m going to jump! Brad? Brad? Hello? You mother…I’m calling you back. Brad?”
Hurry! Oh the only guy I haven’t dated from this movie set yet, is getting away.. Yes I know he’s married to a lesbian sumo-wrestler, an illegal with bio-terrorist connections wanted in fifteen countries, a mile long rap sheet, and is bi-trans-gay, but we need to be photographed together to complete my July to August collection!
Wow do you have to practice being that clever or does it come naturally.
Joon, do you have to practice being shitty to people or does it come naturally?
She can make that unpleasant face (and worse) all she wants as long as she is sitting on my lap.
Oh, I’m sure she’d be making an unpleasant face if she was sitting on your lap…
(come, on. it’s like you asked me to say that)
Yes, repeating what I already said just makes you look sad.
so, you’re okay lap-raping her?
haha lap-raping.
“Courtney I really don’t think I will have the time to do a guest role on Cougar Town… I have already done the whole dating younger men thing with Mayer… and know first hand that Cougar Town is filled with douches who have no money to pay for dinner…”
that’s enough. it’s sunny outside and she doesn’t have sunglasses. Squinting and not having a constant plastic smile on one’s face while on the phone doesn’t have any desperate-for-love-woman connotations for anybody else except Jennifer. This running gag in the gossip mills is SO tired, already.
You are a lone voice of rational thinking…a unicorn
Thank you for saying what I was thinking…
i agree with you. why does everything she does or say have to be associated with her former husband, former boyfriends, or current costars? She is an accomplished actress, who is still working, she has lots of money and business ventures, and an amazing body. the only thing she doesn’t have is a man, so they pick on her for that.
“…an accomplished actress.”
Goddamn, that’s funny.
And why is that?
She has been on a hit tv show, has starred in some good movies, such as office space, the good girl, and countless romantic comedy. even if you don’t like her movies, she is still accomplished, and there are many actresses that would kill to have her professional resume.
Come on Julia! Didn’t you see “Leprechaun” at the theater? I know it was difficult to get a ticket but the other six of us managed. We just had to camp out all night in line though. Jennifer was awesome. At first I thought I was watching a Hepburn movie. What talent……What range………
All I can think of is: “Can a woman make a private phone call without millions of people scrutinizing her expression? Geez.”
Answer the phone you bastard! I swear if I get dumped one more time I am going to throw myself off of this roof.
“Playing Angelina Jolie in a bio pic is pretty much out of the question. But if you let me write the ending and drive the car that runs her over, I might reconsider.”
Hey, I’ve seen Angie in the leather dress, ok? Another call about this is going to drive me insane… smh
she always appears to be in a chronic state of brooding
She’s probably fighting the urge to sneeze or something.
Wait, whats so unpleasant about her face? It just looks like she’s squinting.
and molls, though you may be the best writer on the site, use one too many ‘Caption This!’ posts and we may think you want us to write your material…
Bad Phone Reception Face.
Why is everyone always so mean to Jennifer Aniston? Let’s all kick her while she is down, shall we? She seems like a nice person who got her heart broken by that lieing, cheating bastard, Brad Pitt. Who among us hasn’t had our heart broken at one time or another? C’mon people, give the girl a break.
Maybe she’s acting. It looks like it hurts.