The other day I reported about how Kourtney Kardashian got pregnant by forgetting to take her birth control pill. And I voiced concern, because if you can’t remember to take one pill a day to avoid creating a human, you probably are going to have a bit of trouble actually raising a human.
Well today’s revelation — we should just expect these daily media announcements from now until the kid graduates college — was about how she told her sister and mom that she was expecting. Reminder: Kourtney Kardashian is 30-years-old.
“It was so hard for me to tell Kim and my mom,” Kourtney tells PEOPLE. “Khloe and I called Kim on speakerphone, and I made Khloe tell her. I think Kim thought we were lying! Kim was excited, but I feel like her first reaction was like, ‘Why? What are you doing?’ It was really just shock. Especially since we are so extremely close, anything that happens in our family is earth-shattering to us. But she was excited. She just wanted to make sure that I had thought this through.”
Kourtney waited until she returned home to Los Angeles to break the news to her mom, Kris. “I was scared,” Kourtney admits.
So with Khloe at her side, Kourtney says she told Kris, “Okay, we have to tell you something. It’s serious.” Khloe then broke the news to Jenner, who’s initial reaction was a mix of shock and joy. “It took her a minute to digest it,” says Kourtney. “She didn’t even know Scott was around since we broken up, so was like ‘Scott, who?’ ”
Since then, though, Kourtney says her mom and Disick get along, and any issues they had are a thing of the past.
Kourtney has some serious growing up to do which will probably happen right about the time that a seven-pound terror passes through her pelvis and she can’t get her sister to handle the pain for her.
In other Kardashian news, Kim was seen dining with Reggie Bush at a Ruth Chris steakhouse Monday night. So maybe those two are back “on” again. Oh, I can only hope.
IT has not sunk in yet to Kris because as she says on all episodes “It’s 5 O’clock – Time for a cocktail” A few shots of Petrone from the bottle and maybe she will get it. She disgusts me as a mother. Oh yes, lets let our 11 year old out with a ton of make up and her boobs hanging out of her shirt. Then again lets not forget the shots of Tequilla and then the tatoo. I don’t know about anyone else but I was not raised that way and would be freeking embarassed if my mother did that, let alone my daughters would be equally embarassed if I acted that way. Is it because they have money it is morally correct to act like an idiot? Tell me again, why is this family famous?
This family is famous because so many people JUST LIKE YOU watch them…and it appears that you watch them ALOT so going online and bashing them like that only makes you look stupid.
Hey Suz, for you information I do not watch it alot! My daughter watches it, while after catching a few parts of it, (which I described above) she is no longer allowed to watch it. Most of what I referred to was on one episode.
So before you go off spouting your mouth about someone you don’t know being “stupid” maybe you should take a good look at yourself.
Hey Suz, for you information I do not watch it alot! My daughter watches it, while after catching a few parts of it, (which I described above) she is no longer allowed to watch it. Most of what I referred to was on one episode.
So before you go off spouting your mouth about someone you don’t know being “stupid” maybe you should take a good look at yourself.
You should pay more attention to what your daughter is doing and get OFF THE COMPUTER lady. FFS!
I am sure EWWWWW explains exactly what you are or probably what you look like! Oh and BTW I know all about what my daughter does. Most parents only dream of having a daughter like mine. Just another ignorant poster.
Yeah Im so sure your crotch fruit is a freaking rocket sceintist with your smart ass as a DNA donor. Meanwhile your tard baby is watching the E network and sticking spoons in the electrical sockets while trying to copy Mileys “kewl” pole dancin moves.
I mean seriously, any grown ass woman as old as you with a kid has plenty of time to be making insults about what you THINK a person who you cant see may look like, right?
Get bent bitch.
Just like someone you don’t know is stupid! Just to let you know my child is an honor student, straight A’s..Hates Miley, thinks pole dancing is for ho’s. So WTF did you get up on the wrong side of the bed today? You started this whole thing, all I did was ask a question and you came on like an idiot. Well this smart ass donor is taking her kids out on their boat today – oh yes the one that is 35ft, guess I must have been pretty stupid to earn a living and afford us that luxury. So for you my friend since you like to use terms.. Heres one for you GFY!!!!
Pick up your cardboard house off the sidewalk and move on to you next victim, one that gives a shit….loser…..
OH and I love “Get bent bitch” I think the last time anyone used that was at Woodstock!
I do! I have internet access in my card board mansion. The life raft on my boat is bigger than your boat. Uhh huuu. My husband can keep his boner for three hours longer than yours. My kid is so smart they had to make up a NEW grade because A+ wasnt good enough for how smart she is. Uhhh Huuuu! I shit money and one time at band camp….. Bitch we are all rocks stars on the internet dont you know? LMAO.
No one had to guess how stupid you are we just had to read your comment! Also I was the creator of Woodstock. uhhh huuuuu
so easy
SHES 30 YEARS OLD. Why would she have to think having a baby through??? Its not like she’s 15! and has no money. She comes from a rich family where she can hire a nanny to do everything for her. I dont know why she contemplating abortion.
She’s lucky she’s sexy and rich. I kind of feel bad for maligning rocks, but she seems like she’s dumb as a rock.
“seven-pound terror passes through her pelvis” lmaooo. and the Scott who thing is just scary to hear.
To EWWWWW, (I have A lap top in my card board mansion says) we can go on all day if you want it’s called WI-FI. OK so we all got a big kick out of you response. We can’t stop laughing!! We looked up the official meaning of EWWWW and it basically describes the type of person you are…HAVE YOUR GENIUS CHILD NEXT TO YOU TO UNDERSTAND IT…. READY…. it’s meaning is typically associated with things that are regarded as unclean, inedible, infectious, or otherwise offensive.
I am sure what you refer to as your life boat is your huge a$$, yup I am guessing about 35ft wide. I bet that can accommodate a few people, which I am sure it has.
Yes they made up a new grade for your child because AAAAAAUUUHHHH DUH is not a grade in school, that’s called special education.
As far as your husband having a 3 hour boner, it’s called Viagra which he has to take to get through the layers and layers of fat just to F**K you.
I don’t claim to be a rock-star, just someone who owns a business who in about 10 minutes can find out who you are, what your IP address is, if it linked to your work or home address, but that would be too easy, I would rather picture you as the fat ass you are shitting out money. With an ass that size you must shit hundreds, then again people who sit around shitting money are those who are usually getting check from the government for milk & cheese each month.
So you invented Woodstock? That explains a lot, (put down the crack, weed & hash). That must mean your about 60-70 unless you had your genius child at 10 which I am sure is the case.
OH and BTW bitch is my middle name, I hire & fire people with your level of intelligence every day.
So now why don’t you go home and put your husbands 2 inch 3 hour boner in you mouth and STFU! You are looking pretty stupid right about now. Oh how that was sooooooo easy… Thanks for the laughs!
OMG you are such a dumb ass.
What’s wrong? Speechless? No you’re the dumb ass for attacking someone and making assumptions about them. So bye bye, I have the rest of the day to enjoy laughing about this with friends. Oh and I will be making a call to my office to have your information looked up, so let’s hope your not at work wasting company time posting comments on boards.
I happen to know for a fact that you can not look up any individuals IP address from the comment section unless you were to partake in hacking Beets file storage.
Said hacking would be a crime punishable by law.
If you were to harm an individual or post personal information using data gathered by hacking into a frame you do not own you can be prosicuted by federal law.
You are also not on a boat.
Is this your first time on the internet? You were trolled. Look up “troll” and then remember not to feed said trolls.
Good Day to you.
But it’s a magical internet boat! It sails the PCP seas!
Rita darling, you need to calm yourself. Everything the card board box person said was clearly sarcastic. Seriously.
Anger issues people! Please control yourselves!
Hey Ginger Spice, you’re right! Though they are not anger issues, were sitting here on our boat just having some fun with it. This person who started out as Suz, then EWWW, then card board box person, started off with some very derogatory comments about me and my child so we thought we would have some fun. You have a great day and thanks for putting things into perspective!
People can be really rude on this site. I feel ya Rita but I’d just brush it off.
HA! The chick is nuttier than squirrel shit!
What’s wrong? Speechless? No you’re the dumb ass for attacking someone and making assumptions about them. So bye bye, I have the rest of the day to enjoy laughing about this with friends. Oh and I will be making a call to my office to have your information looked up, so let’s hope your not at work wasting company time posting comments on boards.
Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse :).
Thank you, rita, EWWWWWWW, and especially “I have a laptop in my cardboard mansion”: That was the hysterical. I haven’t laughed that hard since I saw a group of beauty school girls fight in the vo-tech parking lot.
Hahah yeah that entertained me for a good ten minutes.
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Well Done! I Like it!
My guess it that Kourtney and maybe Khloe were egging this bashing between posters on to deflect the issue of the negativity against Kourtney. I mean really, Kourtney is a crazy control freak that cries like a ten year old, yet acts better then everyone. Kim is sweet and so is Khloe until she gets mouthy in defense of someone, but Kourtney is simply mean spirited and “it should be all about me because I am the oldest” spoiled.