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Mischa Barton = Modern-Day Jesus

Mischa Barton

Like how Jesus walked on water, Mischa walks on air on the set of her new show, The Beautiful Life.  I feel like I have to mention Mischa’s upcoming show every day so that no one forgets to watch.  It premiers on September 16th.  Maybe I can talk Beet into letting me do a live blog of the show.  I figure it will probably be cancelled after the first episode, so shouldn’t we enjoy the magic while it lasts?

I have many, many pictures in the gallery — there can never be enough — including Mischa trying to Heimlich Maneuver the sanity out of a costar, Mischa trying to appear unaware of the presence of cameras as well as Mischa sucking on her ciggies, her finger, an iced tea, a key grip’s dick.  (I just wanted to see if you were paying attention.)

Here’s the bottom line:  This show is going to be epically tragic.  There isn’t even a question.  I.  Can’t.  Wait.

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  • She’s mildly attractive, mildly being used loosely there… It just looks like she wants BritBrit’s dad to start acting as her legal gaurdian for a while to get her career back in line.

  • Idk if it’s from the dress she’s wearing but she looks pregnant. Obviously I don’t think she is, just looks like it. Isn’t that a frightening thought…Mischa Barton being responsible for another person’s life.

    • Agreed. Maybe if she ate instead of courting “exhaustion” and “dehydration” she’d stop needing police intervention for “non-medical emergencies”.

      But Chere Wendie: Please. Stop. Writing. Like. This. It’s. Not. Original. Just. Annoying. Thanks. Your. Grateful. Fan.

  • That’s an epic case of premenstrual fluid retention. Once a month- you spend a couple of days looking like a python that just swallowed a mongoose.

    Still- a bit of weight looks feminine on her, I don’t think she’s ever looked better. Viva la podge.