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Britney’s Kids Swear, She Doesn’t Give a Fuck

Britney Spears

According to Gatecrasher, Brit’s kids have little potty mouths.  Last week, while Brit was stocking up on a bunch of free stuff at an L.A. swag event, the charming little tots Sean and Jayden kept yelling, “Oh shit!”  And you know, the way it’s being reported, Britney didn’t address or even acknowledge their behavior, but people who have toddlers already know this:  Those kids could have been saying anything.  They could have been saying “Open it!” or very possibly “Want grits!” or “Daddy’s fat!”  

The media is so quick to paint Brit as this tuned-out, flake of a mother.  Quite frankly, who cares if the kids are swearing up a storm?  The fact that Britney hung out in a club with Lindsay Lohan last week is about 117 times more concerning.

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  • This is the BEST post ever. I burst out laughing at the title…then continued laughing through the toddler speak that might rhyme with “oh shit” and right into “daddy’s fat”…priceless, Wendie!

  • My 2.5 yr old says Oh damnit off & on.. & its more fun to him when someone tells him to stop or not to b/c @ that age they just dont get that adults can & he can’t, so I just ignore it. Quite possible that she was taking that same route…

  • I’m shocked they can speak at all, I doubt either parent or any adult reads to them or works on growing their vocabulary words so they can express themselves. I guessed they pretty much grunted and farted to communicate. Gee two barely educated bumpkins who have no interest in their kids, unless one is able to co-steer the car when mommy had to many fun pills, and are basically the dad’s only source of income, let’s face it they are kind of doomed kids. Did anyone expect more from the kids, I’m just happy they didn’t stab anyone at the gifting suite. That will happen next year.

    • You are rude.

      Get the stick out of your ass, you pretentious shit.

      Like you know how she talks in everyday normal situations…

  • AND she’s not the only parent with the kids! those kids are around kgolddiggerdouche and his hanger on gf. if this was true, i wouldn’t be surprised if the kids got it from them and not britney.

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  • “Oh Shit”, “Oh Fuck”, “Oh Damn”? Who cares. The greatest obscenity anyone could speak (child or adult) is…..”OhBama”

    • She certainly is starting to look crazy-Britney; she’s pooched out, she’s making faces to the camera, her hair went dark and then light again. Uh-oh.

      I hope it’s nipped in the bud. The last time she was ill it was just so… sad at the end there.

      • Lauren dear, you are incredibly stupid.

        She is on tour, constantly with her kids, and hasn’t done anything to warrant your stupidity.

        She’s getting comfortable with the public SLOWLY, one step a time, after being ridiculed and having the entire world watch her breakdown.

      • It wasn’t supposed to be funny.

        It’s relevant because it’s an article about Britney; I looked at the pictures in the gallery and decided that she’s looking slightly crazy (again).

        Would it be better for you if I moved my comments to the latest Britney thread?

  • My family calls me Jessie, and when my little brother was 3 or 4, he would say my name like “Sessy” and it kinda sounded like “Sexy.” People would give us weird looks when we were in public.

  • This was later proven false.

    Especially considering she spent the entire time in a closed tent requesting complete privacy. So how could anyone know?

    It’s people trying to take away from how great of a mother she is.

    If you have nothing nice to say about her, don’t post about her. Thanks :)

    • Are you aware of what a gossip site is all about? Particularly Evil Beet? If you only want to read flattering things about celebrities, go to People.com.

  • Yes I do know how she speaks, she’s been interviewed extensively though not on this tour because she’s still mentally ill, she’s just there to work and make money as she’s the family white slave with no say in her life because she’s batshit insane, and no children shouldn’t be swearing, it’s inappropriate. I didn’t actually think you would know what’s appropriate so I thought I would would help you out with some much needed social skills since you are so lacking.

    You’re welcome.

  • Not only does my 18 month old call everything that he THINKS must taste nice “coke”, but sometimes he mispronounces it. So I spend about 3/4 of every trip to the supermarket with my son pointing at things and yelling, “Oooh, cock!” I bet there are at least a few people who assume I am a horrible mother because of it… or possibly because I laugh every time he does it. *shrugs*