The Simpson sisters grabbed a bite at Katsuya on Saturday night with their mutual hairstylist Ken Paves. You don’t see the two of them together too often, but when you do, the differences in their personalities are really striking. Jessica looks like her usual sunny, happy, self, but is in danger of having a serious wardrobe malfunction while Ashlee looks…. depressed. Just like she does in almost every picture I’ve seen of her for the past year.
Jessica is the one who has been divorced and just got dumped. So why is happily married mom Ashlee the one who always looks like someone just pissed in her emo eyeliner?
Anyone else think Jessica looks old. Look at the lines around her eyes.
i don’t think she looks old, but she looks really tired and exhausted…
I don’t know, but geez, how much plastics have they both had? Or is it just the pounds of spray make-up they have on otherwise? They both look soooo different.
looks like asslee has a black eye in some of those pics (like the first)
What does “emo” mean?
emo= emotion/emotional
hmm on the whole emo thing
technically everyones emo because we all have emotions so yeah ..
mean, but… holy Jess is so much prettier!
makes me glad i don’t have a sis… i’d hate to *pale* in comparison [NO PUN INTENDED]
I’d be depressed too if I was married to Pete Wentz and my child’s name was Bronx Mowgli.
I was totally going to say that, but you said it perfectly!
Hear hear!!!!!
lol, i was just about to say that! ewwww, pete wentz
Ha! Good one.
I don’t think she looks pissed.
I think she looks like she’s just not in mood to deal with the photographers, understandable.
Ironically, Jessica is the naturally darker toned hair, dyed blonde, Ashlee is naturally blonde, dyed horrifically dark. Ashlee looks better blonde, but so does Jessica.
Whatever…neither one is overwhelmingly talented; of the two, Jessica started out with a decent enough voice. What the hell happened?
Ashlee just annoys with her fame with no talent. Hoedown, indeed.
Too much surgery on Ashlee..
she’s fucking starving, is my guess.
You do realize Jessica isn’t wearing a dress, those are shorts. She’s wearing an outfit that is barely acceptable on a little girl. So she’s wearing a romper with high heeled wedges and a big heavy, dark coloured LV bag. She owns every LV bag ever made, she could’ve at least picked a lighter, smaller one to match that hideous outfit.
i love jessica w/out her lips so plumped up.
I always think its funny how similar jessica & ashlee are to beyonce solange
Jess- Beyonce- First ones with a successful career
Jess-Beyonce – Sunny personalities
Ashlee-Solange- less mainstream music style
Jess-Beyonce- Curvy bodies
Ashlee-Solange-Skinny
Ashlee-Solange- Tattoos (on the wrist for both)
Jess-Beyonce – unnatural blondes
Ashlee-Solange- experiment with their hair
Ashlee-Solange- both young mothers who were pregnant before they were married
Jess-Beyonce – fashion lines that they definitely do not design
Jess-Beyonce- love love love fake hair!
And all 4 of them are Daddy’s girls!
So basically the younger ones who get less attention become rebellious and the older ones are more traditional.
I like the way you think :) I don’t think I would ever thought about comparing these sisters.
wasn’t jessica always a real blond?
Except (ugh, shoot me), Ashlee has had a more (ugh) successful “music” career than Jessica.
I can’t believe I just wrote that.
My sis and I are exactly like this. I’m the older, curvier, sunnier, optimistic, successful, and childless one. I’ve never really compared the similarities in family dynamics but it’s obvious now. Younger ones really do strive to stand apart and define themselves as individuals. As growing adults, they prob. make it a life mission to erase the high school b.s. they put up with as being the younger version of the original genetic mix. I also do not have any visible tats like Beyonce and Jess. Instead, I got edgy, hidden piercings for my decade long bf to see..My sis, of course, just got a crap load of painfully visible tats..