The Most Boring “Celebrities” On The Planet Hold A Press Conference July 24, 2009WendieKristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Uncategorized It's Friday, I'm feeling liberated, I'm just going to speak my mind -- because I'm usually so inhibited -- and tell it like it is. I do not understand the attraction, appeal or interest related to the cast of Twilight. They don't have enough spirit to hold up their heads or their moods. That whole greasy, unwashed, flannel-donning era is so done, Played out via grunge, Seattle, 1992. Anyway, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson did a press conference at Comic-Con in San Die...
Amy Winehouse Acquitted of Sobriety Assault Accusations July 24, 2009WendieAmy Winehouse, Uncategorized Things are turning around for Amy Winehouse. She's put on a couple of pounds, I think she's had some teeth replaced, and now she's been acquitted of assault charges. As I mentioned yesterday, Winehouse had been accused of punching -- I mean, flinging her flea-bitten fist -- at a fan's face last fall. It seems that the judge bought Amy's defense that she is too short to punch someone in the face. District Judge Timothy Workman found the singer not guilty since it could not be determined if the punch was intentional or not. Basically, just about everyone involved in ei...
Caption This July 24, 2009WendieFergie Here's my favorite -- and when I say "favorite" I really mean "tranny that stole my fiance Josh Duhamel" -- singer Fergie leaving a L.A. studio yesterday wearing the carcass of an owl. I also threw a pic of the backside of our gal Fergie into the gallery. Her legs are as smooth as a baby's Mischa Barton's bottom....
What Was All That Miley Cyrus Fuss About? July 24, 2009WendieUncategorized Hey, check out the new model for Hudson jeans. She's 17. This picture has stirred up some controversy, but I'd totally let my teenager pose topless with her ass pointed toward the world all in the name of peddling denim. Wouldn't you? This gal has famous parents. Parents rich enough to afford to get those teeth fixed. Can you tell who spawned her? Answer after the jump. Read More...
So You Think You Can Lip-Sync July 24, 2009WendieKatie Holmes Katie Holmes was on the 100th episode of So You Think You Can Dance last night. (I always want to put a question mark at the end of that show title.) I've got the clip for you. Unless you want to watch Katie scratch herself and look dead in the eyes, fast forward to about the two-minute mark. There, you can watch Katie lip-sync and look dead in the eyes. Enjoy! Edited to add: The reviews are in! You know, I just cruised over to Twitter to see if Solange Knowles ever. stopped. copying. me. and saw that Shanna Moakler just posted this Tweet: "I am fckn INSULTED, Katie Holmes how dare you! maybe if I suck Tom Cruise off I can be Ann Miller for a day. Shame Shame Shame." Like, she seriously couldn't have sacrificed a comma o...
In Case You Were Thinking About Skipping the Gym Today … July 24, 2009Evil BeetMilla Jovovich Here's Milla Jovovich to remind you what your legs could look like if you actually went to the gym every time you thought about going to the gym but decided instead to watch that My Fiance Prefers to Have Sex with Dogs But I'm Going to Marry Him Anyway episode of Jerry Springer. ("Jerry, I know he'll change! He won't have time to do that stuff with our terrier anymore. Because I'm pregnant!") Thanks, Milla! [gallery]...
Fierce! July 23, 2009Evil BeetRihanna Apology video WHAT? Rihanna don't care. The superstar totally pulled off this fashion-forward look at the London premiere of Inglorious Basterds. [gallery]...
Paris Hilton Claims Paris Jackson Was Named After Her July 23, 2009Evil BeetParis Hilton, Paris Jackson Oh, man. This is exactly what I was dreading. Pretty much since Paris Jackson was born, I was all like, "Please God, say she wasn't named after Paris Hilton?" But no. Paris spent Wednesday night at the LA premiere of her new MTV documentary, Paris Not France, and had this to say to the reporter from Extra: "My mom and Michael went to high school together and they were best friends since they were 13," Paris explains. "So I grew up knowing Michael very well and when he had his daught...
Kelis Pops Out That Kid, Scores Some Dough from Nas July 23, 2009Evil BeetKelis Way to go, Kelis!!! The singer had her baby with ex-hubby Nas on Wednesday night, and the rapper initially wasn't even allowed in the delivery room to visit her when her labor started, because he was too drunk. When she finally did give birth (after THREE DAYS of labor!), Nas was sober enough to come say hi. But I bet he's drinking again right now, as an LA judge has ordered him to pay a whopping $55,000 a month in combined spousal and child support plus the mortgage on their L.A. residence. ...
I’m Posting This So That Wendie Gets to Wake Up to It July 23, 2009Evil BeetMischa Barton Good morning, Wendie! Here's video of Mischa Barton, moving in and out of a British accent as she moves in and out of consciousness during a recent interview at a Harrod's opening. Ummmm, maybe that psychiatric hold was about an identity crisis? Mischa can't seem to figure out if she's a washed-up American actress or a washed-up British hooker. ...
She Thinks She Can Dance … and Sing July 23, 2009WendieKatie Holmes Don't forget that Katie Holmes is on So You Think You Can Dance tonight. She will be singing and dancing a tribute to Judy Garland. Tonight's episode is a celebration of the show's 100th episode. I've never seen it before, but I'll totally be tuning in to see if her leaseholder Tom Cruise is there. Katie has joined forces with the show's producer and judge Nigel Lygothe as well as Adam Shankman and Dancing with the Stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba to form a foundation called Dizzy Feet...
Victoria Beckham Opts For Lipstick Over Food July 23, 2009WendieVictoria Beckham Victoria Beckham was spotted today during a photo shoot today in London. Per usual, she completely ignored trays of food and instead opted for some no-calorie, fat-free lipstick. Maybe it's tough to look super casual on a piece of playground equipment when you're wearing Louboutins but I haven't seen anyone so stiff since Bill Clinton was in the Oval Office. You do realize she is incapable of experiencing the emotion of joy because she hasn't had cheese in decades, right? [gallery]...
Things are turning around for Amy Winehouse. She's put on a couple of pounds, I think she's had some teeth replaced, and now she's been acquitted of assault charges. As I mentioned yesterday, Winehouse had been accused of punching -- I mean, flinging her flea-bitten fist -- at a fan's face last fall.
It seems that the judge bought Amy's defense that she is too short to punch someone in the face. District Judge Timothy Workman found the singer not guilty since it could not be determined if the punch was intentional or not. Basically, just about everyone involved in ei...
Here's my favorite -- and when I say "favorite" I really mean "tranny that stole my fiance Josh Duhamel" -- singer Fergie leaving a L.A. studio yesterday wearing the carcass of an owl. I also threw a pic of the backside of our gal Fergie into the gallery. Her legs are as smooth as a baby's Mischa Barton's bottom....
Hey, check out the new model for Hudson jeans. She's 17. This picture has stirred up some controversy, but I'd totally let my teenager pose topless with her ass pointed toward the world all in the name of peddling denim. Wouldn't you?
This gal has famous parents. Parents rich enough to afford to get those teeth fixed. Can you tell who spawned her? Answer after the jump.
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Here's Milla Jovovich to remind you what your legs could look like if you actually went to the gym every time you thought about going to the gym but decided instead to watch that My Fiance Prefers to Have Sex with Dogs But I'm Going to Marry Him Anyway episode of Jerry Springer. ("Jerry, I know he'll change! He won't have time to do that stuff with our terrier anymore. Because I'm pregnant!")
Thanks, Milla!
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Apology video WHAT?
Rihanna don't care.
The superstar totally pulled off this fashion-forward look at the London premiere of Inglorious Basterds.
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Oh, man. This is exactly what I was dreading. Pretty much since Paris Jackson was born, I was all like, "Please God, say she wasn't named after Paris Hilton?"
But no.
Paris spent Wednesday night at the LA premiere of her new MTV documentary, Paris Not France, and had this to say to the reporter from Extra:
"My mom and Michael went to high school together and they were best friends since they were 13," Paris explains. "So I grew up knowing Michael very well and when he had his daught...
Way to go, Kelis!!!
The singer had her baby with ex-hubby Nas on Wednesday night, and the rapper initially wasn't even allowed in the delivery room to visit her when her labor started, because he was too drunk. When she finally did give birth (after THREE DAYS of labor!), Nas was sober enough to come say hi.
But I bet he's drinking again right now, as an LA judge has ordered him to pay a whopping $55,000 a month in combined spousal and child support plus the mortgage on their L.A. residence.
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Good morning, Wendie! Here's video of Mischa Barton, moving in and out of a British accent as she moves in and out of consciousness during a recent interview at a Harrod's opening.
Ummmm, maybe that psychiatric hold was about an identity crisis? Mischa can't seem to figure out if she's a washed-up American actress or a washed-up British hooker. ...
Don't forget that Katie Holmes is on So You Think You Can Dance tonight. She will be singing and dancing a tribute to Judy Garland. Tonight's episode is a celebration of the show's 100th episode. I've never seen it before, but I'll totally be tuning in to see if her leaseholder Tom Cruise is there.
Katie has joined forces with the show's producer and judge Nigel Lygothe as well as Adam Shankman and Dancing with the Stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba to form a foundation called Dizzy Feet...
Victoria Beckham was spotted today during a photo shoot today in London. Per usual, she completely ignored trays of food and instead opted for some no-calorie, fat-free lipstick.
Maybe it's tough to look super casual on a piece of playground equipment when you're wearing Louboutins but I haven't seen anyone so stiff since Bill Clinton was in the Oval Office. You do realize she is incapable of experiencing the emotion of joy because she hasn't had cheese in decades, right?
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