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Jon Gosselin The prodigal son returns! Jon Gosselin and his rapidly expanding belly dragged their hungover selves back to Wernersville today, where Jon promptly lit up a cigarette and did his best impression of the Loch Ness monster for the paparazzi. This guy, I'll tell ya. All class. I'm sure Kate is BEYOND DELIGHTED that he's smoking cigarettes outside the house while he's not busy traipsing around the world sucking face with every recent college grad who'll have him. This is exactly what she had planne...

Ryan Reynolds and ScarJo: Trouble in Paradise???

57979560scarlett_johansson_comicon728200981051pm Oooh, I hope so!!! I don't know why I despise this couple so. The angsty 13-year-old in me who worships Alanis Morissette is still angry on her behalf. Honestly, I'm sure Alanis has completely moved on with her life and doesn't give a damn what happens between Ryan and Scarlett Johansson, but I'm like "BREAK UP! BREAK UP! BREAK UP!" I also get really bitter about people who just stumble into the love of their lives and marry them after 20 seconds of dating and live happily ever after (anyone reme...

Court Orders Guardian Ad Litem To Oversee Octokids’ Earnings

NADYA SULEMAN Back in May, when it seemed like an Octomom reality show was going to become a -- well, reality, attorney Gloria Allred and former child star (Mickey Mouse Club) Paul Peterson filed suit to ensure that Nadya Suleman's children would be properly compensated and that a third party would oversee those monies.  Suleman protested, citing family privacy and accusing Allred and Peterson of self-promoting.   Yesterday, a judge heard the case and ruled that a guardian ad litem would be assigned to mon...

Lauren Conrad Dreams of Producing

16843680laurenconrad728200940422pm Remember that book --L.A. Candy was the name, and it spent a moment, terrifyingly enough, at the top of the N.Y. Times Bestseller list -- that The Hills' Lauren Conrad "wrote"?  It looks like her story may be made into a movie. Lauren admits to hoping for a movie deal and is said to be weighing her options.  She has options?  There is more than one homeless, IV drug user that's interested in this project?  It's at a level of making a pros and cons list to see which way to go with it? Â...

All in the Family

52016502mitchwinehouse728200931004pm Tobey Maguire's mother and brother are set to star in a reality show of their own.  Growing Up Maguire will focus on his mom Wendy as she shields her 15-year-old -- Tobey's brother Weston is into motocross and snowboarding -- from the evil glare of Hollywood.  Does a reality show about protecting your kid from fame seem a little counter-intuitive? And in news that blew my crown chakra to the ceiling, Amy Winehouse's father is releasing an album of Sinatra covers.  Yep, taxi driver Mitch Winehouse -- that portly babe is pictured...

Hey, If I End Up Dead, Marilyn Manson Did It

57547116marilynmanson728200924426pm In a blog post titled "Soon to be featured in a shallow grave" Marilyn Manson wrote the following:   I can, but do not need to defend myself And the absurd accusations that the average press has clinged onto. If we need a nude photo of me to prove that I am far different than the soon-to-be-murdered-in-their-home press has decided to fabricate, that is easy. But if one more "journalist" makes a cavalier statement about me and my band, I will personally or with my fans help, greet them at their home and discover just how much they ...

Does This Mean Taylor Momsen Won’t be Going to Prom?

picture-22 Gossip Girl's Taylor Momsen is on the cover of August's Teen Vogue.  Wait -- Teen Vogue is still in print?  Apparently so. Anyway, Momsen explains that even though she's only 16-years-old, she's much older on an intellectual level.  "I live a very adult life.  I have two different careers; I'm on tour.  What am I going to do, hang out with high school kids? I just can't relate to what they talk about – it seems so petty."  Momsen also talks about all the relationships she's been ...

George Clooney Dates a Woman Who’s Not in Her Twenties

56841358elisabettacanalis7282009105503am Meet Elisabetta Canalis AKA George Clooney's new girlfriend.  The actor spends most of his year in Italy -- must be nice to have a villa on Lake Como -- and now it seems that he's found a companion in Canalis.  According to Radar, 48-year-old Clooney has been spending time with the Italian actress who has appeared in Deuce Bigelow 2: European Gigolo and also hosted Italy's Total Request Live. The most shocking part of all this?  Canalis is 31.  Thirty.  One....

It’s Tuesday, They’re Not in Love

57790056kimkardashian728200991955am For your analysis, here is a picture of Kim Kardashian on Sunday night at PURE nightclub.  They look happy, right?  Then, why on Monday did they announce their split? The pair, who recently returned from a charity trip to Africa with Kardashian's sister Khloe, just last May talked about "heading" toward marriage, but sources tell PEOPLE their relationship suffered from the time they spent apart – with yet another separation looming with the upcoming NFL season.  "They never get to see each ...