Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Twilight’s Rachelle Lefevre Replaced!

16799363brycedallashoward729200964203pm In a surprising move, Summit Entertainment announced today that Bryce Dallas Howard would be replacing actress Rachelle Lefevre in the role of Victoria in the next Twilight installment, The Twilight Saga:  Eclipse.  Here's a portion of their press release: Summit Entertainment announced today that Bryce Dallas Howard will take over the role of “Victoria” in the studio’s upcoming production of THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE. Actress, Rachelle Lefevre, who portrayed the character in TWILI...

Gisele Gets Instant Tummy Tuck

picture-41 Gisele Bundchen is the new face (abdomen?) of London Fog's 2009 Fall campaign.  Obviously LF is trying to sex their image up, which is a refreshing departure from their atrocious winter coats that I used to receive as a Christmas gift every year when I was a child.  I can't tell you how much those things cost me in therapy sessions. Anyway, Gisele is pregnant so the LF people were kind enough to give her a little Photoshop enhancing to make her look as svelte as ever.  Sadly, Gisele's "baby bum...

Even Nahla Aubrey Looks Like She Can’t Stand The Paps

Halle Berry, Nahla Ariela Aubry Halle Berry was in L.A. visiting a friend yesterday.  There was some weird dude who was in most of the pics who looked like he was trying to give a bouquet of flowers to Halle.  Upon further inspection, I think he is an assistant, friend or manager of Halle's and not some creepy random. Nahla Aubrey, Halle's 16-month-old daughter that I'm slightly obsessed with (though not in a creepy Let Me Give You Calla Lilies on the Street sort of way), has already begun mastering the Disgusted With Pap...

Oh, Shut Up January Jones

58003712januaryjones729200953427pm January Jones is in trouble with the producers of Mad Men.  In trouble because she just can't seem to gain any weight.   "I got told a couple of days ago that I look too skinny, and I was in trouble," January sheepishly told reporters at the July 28 party for the AMC network. "I’m naturally pretty thin, so I’m trying," the beautiful blonde actress said, showing reporters she was drinking an Amstel Light beer at the party. "I eat whatever is at craft services. I’m a big eater. I’m from South Dako...

Every Mother’s Dream

58001666taylormomsen729200950259pm About 24 hours ago, I wrote about Taylor Momsen's newest interview with Teen Vogue in which she said that she can't relate to people her own age.  I cannot lie:  I thought Taylor was about 20 until I read that article.  She turned 16 this past weekend, making her eight months younger than Miley Cyrus. Remember when everyone was upset at the Vanity Fair pics in which Miley was wrapped in a sheet and looking slightly ravished?  Or the one of her and her dad that made them look a little bit like they belonged on an eHarmony b...

Breaking News! Lindsay Lohan Sits Next To Someone More Stoned Than She

Lindsay Lohan Remember when Lindsay said she was a workaholic?  Do you think she meant alcoholic?  Oops, sorry -- that was obvious.  What I meant to say was, "Do you think she meant shopaholic?" I need to understand Lindsay Lohan's technique of money management.  She spends her time making milkshakes and scenes yet can afford to shop at the toniest boutiques in Bev Hills.  I must be taught this method of finance immediately. [gallery]...

Look Who’s Back!

Mischa Barton I know you've all been sick and sleepless, worrying about the state of Mischa Barton.  I'm happy to report that she's out of those chains that bind her, better known as a 5150, and in New York.  Presumably, she's there to film for her new show, the one that I know is going to be a hit, The Beautiful Life. I'd like to personally extend thanks to the mental health facility that helped to strip Misch of her lifelong liquid-eyeliner habit.  I know it's one day at a time, but I remain hope...

Scarlett Johansson Insults Gwyneth Paltrow, Says They Get Along Fine

57979499scarlettjohansson7292009120901pm Every time two moderately famous women start in a movie together, cat fight rumors ensue.  If they don't go for weekly mani/pedis, tattoo each other's name on their ass, and spend all their holidays together -- you know, if they aren't Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox -- the media creates stories of conflict.  Usually, the stars are getting along just fine and the conflicting rumors are completely manufactured.  Usually. At Comic-Con, Scarlett Johansson tried to put to rest rumors that ...

That Reality Show Rumor is Starting To Make More Sense

58042ep_federline_b-gr_06 I told you the other day that K-Fed was in talks to star in a reality show.  And since being paid to take care of your own kids isn't necessarily riveting television, the producers needed another angle.  Boy, do they have one -- weight loss!   Federline has to have gained close to 100 lbs. since his days with Brit.  Come to think of it, I haven't seen him with his two older kids -- the ones he had with Shar Jackson -- lately.  You don't think he ate them, do you?  I think it's entirely possible that this fame whore has purposely pac...

Quotables or Kid Rock Much Prefers Making Shadow Puppets Over Twitter

57706001kidrock729200963830am  "It's gay. If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I'm going to tell them, 'Twitter this [bleep], mother[bleep]er.'  I don't have anything to say, and what I have to say is not that relevant. Anything that is relevant, I'm going to bottle it up and then squeeze it onto a record somewhere." Kid Rock talking to Rolling Stone about his general distaste for all things Twitter.  Do people really still say "It's gay"?  Apparently so....

In Case You Missed La Lohan’s Crazy Breakdown

Lindsay Lohan I can't believe I just found this video this afternoon. Where the hell were you guys on this?? I should have had a minimum of 10 emails alerting me to this FANTASTIC clip that TMZ posted yesterday morning. Basically, Lindsay Lohan was waiting outside Samantha Ronson's house at five in the morning, and when Sam came home she totally lost her shit. The paps got it all on tape. Sam is, of course, totally sober and sane, and Lindsay is wailing and crazy and obviously totally high. Here's a basic trans...

DEA Raids Dr. Conrad Murray’s Las Vegas Office

GV I'm loving this shot of a DEA officer walking out of Dr. Murray's office with folders. Why the mask and sunglasses? I betcha this guy works undercover when he's not raiding the offices of drug-peddling doctors. Dr. Murray is the personal physician who was with Michael Jackson when he died. The DEA and the Las Vegas PD descending on his office today. They're investigating him in connection with Michael Jackson's death. Last week, they raided his Houston clinic. I'm seriously kind of turned on ...