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Quincy Jones Tells It Straight

57254243quincyjones72200915608pm After reading an entire Quincy Jones interview on the Style.com website, I have a new found respect for this dude.  Finally, a celebrity is willing to speak the truth regarding Michael Jackson.  Jackson was an addict, he didn't want to be black as evidenced by his skin bleaching and white, adopted kids, and he lied about having conditions that he probably didn't suffer from. Q: You were there to witness the strange evolution in Michael's appearance. Did you ever step in and saying anything about it? A: Oh, we talked about it all the time. Bu...

Bradley Cooper Continues To Dine With Female Stars To Throw Media Off Track

57716720bradleycooper72200911848pm Bradley Cooper was briefly "dating" Jennifer Aniston.  And when I say "dating," what I really mean is "being seen in public to dispel the rumor that he's engaged to be married to a certain celebrity blogger."  He must have become bored with all the Brad talk, because he's "moved on." Now, the silly people at People are reporting that he's "dating" Renee Zellweger.  They had dinner Tuesday night at Antonucci's in Manhattan and reportedly appeared to be a couple.  He's an excellent actor.   ...

Jessica Simpson Sings National Anthem, Remembers Lyrics

Jessica Simpson sang the National Anthem at a golf tournament that boyfriend Tony Romo -- he was booed by spectators, because he was a Dallas Cowboys quarterback golfing in Washington Redskins territory and that's bad --  played in yesterday in Bethesda, Maryland.  And you know, she didn't suck.  Some news outlets are calling her screechy, belting out of "The Star Spangled Banner" offensive, but those underdeveloped, overextended vocal cords have sold a massive amount of albums.  She remembered the lyrics and no neighborhood cats appeared in hopes of using her leg as a scratching post.  I consider it a success. What I do find offensive:  Horizontal stripes on Jessica Simpson.  Offensive.  Every time....

$25 Will Get You Into Michael Jackson’s Funeral

90626p2_jackson_b-gr_35 Michael Jackson's memorial service is next Tuesday at the Staples Center in Los Angeles.  Like all Michael's previous performances, ticket agencies will be involved.  I think this is very sad. Michael's whole life seems to have been centered around making money.  As a child, his focus was making money with Jackson 5 to help support his family.  As an adult, he achieved huge heights of fame, yet seemed constantly plagued by the problems his fortune garnered him.  Now, even the mourning of h...

Mischa Barton Continues To Believe She’s The Great-Granddaughter of Charlie Chaplin

90701x3_barton_b-gr_02-1 Mischa's looking so good these days as she trolls around London! Last night Cankles got kicked out of a toilet stall at Whiskey Mist nightclub.  I think that should be engraved on her headstone:  Mischa Barton~Kicked out of a toilet stall ... Now that Mischa's kinda, sorta working again, she's been seen stumbling all over the place, which is an activity I certainly enjoy observing and one that I've missed.  Last night she tried to go into a single stall with one of her girlfriends.  The washroom attendant -- and I'm sorry, but washroom attendants are creepy.  I haven't needed hel...

DENIED!!!

FP_IMAGE_3218240/FP_SET_3217706 While Farrah's son, Redmond O'Neal, was allowed out of jail to attend his mother's funeral, Ryan O'Neal's other son Griffin (who is not Farrah's child) was denied entry per Ryan's request. If you remember, back in February '07, Ryan was arrested for allegedly assaulting Griffin. Griffin reportedly drove 300 miles to attend the funeral and pay his last respects to Farrah. "She's mad right now that I'm not in there," he said. "I just wanted to say goodbye to someone I knew and loved for 33 years....

Kendra Getting Married

Would it be a proper Wilkinson nuptial if Kendra didn't flub her vows? No, of course not. I'm just a little disappointed she didn't write her own. That would have been comedy gold: "Hank, baby, you had me at the grill." That said, this is a gorgeous wedding, and Kendra looks very happy. I just know this is going to be a beautiful marriage for her for the next year or two. /> Would it be a proper Wilkinson nuptial if Kendra didn't flub her vows? No, of course not. I'm just a little disappointed she didn't write her own. That would have been comedy gold: "Hank, baby, you had me at the grill." That said, this is a gorgeous wedding, and Kendra looks very happy. I just know this is going to be a beautiful marriage for her for the next year or two. ...

The Jonas Brother You Don’t Care About Is Engaged

captb55b77e56c783275c6d6ce651f6177a1 Don't worry, guys. Nick hasn't proposed to Miley. Joe "Type 1" Jonas hasn't gone running back to Taylor Swift begging for forgiveness (as he ought to). No, it's the other Jonas, the one who's always half-hidden in photo shoots and videos, like a boy-band Carnie Wilson. I believe his name is Kevin, although it may be Mike. Or Steve. Or Dale. Not sure. Anyway, The Other Jonas proposed to his girlfriend of two years this morning at her New Jersey home with a ring he'd "codesigned" with Jacob ...

Hilary Duff to Join the Cast of Gossip Girl

hilary-duff Stunt-casting much? The cast of Gossip Girl is heading off to college (NYU, 'natch), and they'll be joined by Hilary Duff, who'll be playing Olivia Burke, a famous film star in search of the normal college experience (coughOlsentwinscough). The twist? She's rooming with Vanessa (Jessica Szohr). I'm sorry, I'm trying very hard to find an angle to this story that I care about, but it's not happening. The days of GG are numbered, I'll tell you that. I can only pray that the nauseating NYC Prep will meet a similar fate, and soon. ...

R.I.P. Karl Malden

8342148karlmalden71200933215pm Karl Malden passed away today at the very ripe old age of 97. Best known for his television role on The Streets of San Francisco -- one of my all-time favorites as a kid -- Malden also appeared in Streetcar Named Desire, On the Waterfront, and How the West Was Won. In my personal estimation, his most admirable accomplishment is that he is survived by his wife of 71 years.  You read that right:  71 years. Prayers and positive thoughts go out to the entire Malden family....
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