This is so hysterical. Some chemist, Jennifer Sunday, is suing Lindsay Lohan and her tan-in-a-bottle partner-in-crime Lorit Simon, claiming that the patchy twosome stole her formula for what eventually ended up being Sevin Nyne self-tanner.
According to Sunday, she was working on a self-tanner formula with Simon and they were in the price negotiation phase when Simon went forth and produced and marketed the product with Lindsay Lohan. Now, she wants a cut of the profits. Profits? Bwahah...
Blake Lively, one of the chicks from Gossip Girl, is on August's Glamour UK cover, proclaiming her inability to diet. According to Lively, she has no willpower to eat well or exercise.Â
"I do panic before I have to wear a really skimpy outfit, but I don't have enough willpower," she tells the August issue of UK Glamour Magazine. "I had to do a scene in a bra and shorts for the first time in two years," she continues. "On the day of the shoot, I ate a pork burrito, chips and coke. Afterwar...
Today is the Staples Center celebrity-studded bash memorial service for Michael Jackson. If you live in L.A., I'd like to extend my condolences to you right now. I predict that the city will be shut down. Speaking of the city, isn't Los Angeles running at a deficit? Because this cluster is costing about $3.5M. How is paying for this? I mean, Michael Jackson was a singer. Dead presidents don't get this much honor.
The morning began with a private funeral service for family members to...
Joyce DeWitt, Janet Wood on Three's Company, got arrested this weekend for a DUI. What will all her friends at the flower shop say?Â
I don't know if I can even spit this out, but there is talk of a movie adaptation of T.J. Hooker. That show was crap to begin with, so basically its a craptatation.
Bret Michael's tour bus was involved in a crash over the weekend. Everyone is fine, but after Bret's broken nose last month, I can safely conclude that this is the most media coverage ...
Rumer Willis -- would we know of this child if it were not for her parentage? -- is all set to assume a role on the new 90210 this fall.
She'll be playing an outspoken lesbian student named Gia -- of course her name will be Gia -- who works at the school newspaper. So,basically she's Andrea -- and you better say it like "Aundrea" -- without the steady boyfriend.
I'll tell you exactly how this storyline is going to unfold, so that you can spare yourself the next couple of seasons of this ...
I love when Lindsay Lohan takes to Twitter. Any thoughts on what she finds "most amazing"? I didn't think she found anything amazing that wasn't a derivative of the coca plant. Shows what I know.
For more interesting, though admittedly less coke-fueled, tweets follow Beet here, Kelly here, and me here....
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Kara DioGuardi, the American Idol fourth judge that no one understands the purpose of, got married this weekend in ... Maine.
She married Michael McCuddy, a general contractor, this'll never work and told People just a couple months ago about how, because he's from Maine, he doesn't like fancy things.  "He's from Maine.  He likes that earthy girl, just-out-of-the-shower look."  So, in the spirit of all things unadorned, she wore a Vera Wang gown and $250,000 worth of Neil Lane dia...
Chris Brown dodged jail for beating up Rihanna. Â Instead of learning his lesson and trying to live a somewhat drama-free life, he spent Saturday night making out with Kanye West's on-again, off-again girlfriend Amber Rose. Â
Don Juan Chris, 20, arrived at Sean Combs' and Ashton Kutcher's party with his Rihanna look-alike on his arm, but eventually ditched her in favor of a public make out session with Kanye's 26-year-old woman.  What, I beg of you, what is the appeal of this man boy?Â
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