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The Real Sacha Baron Cohen Does Letterman

It's been a long time since we've seen Sacha Baron Cohen not dressed up as Bruno, but he made a rare exception to do the David Letterman show last night, telling a laugh-out-loud hilarious story about ... well ... interviewing a real terrorist. This one's a must-watch. I cannot WAIT to see this movie. I will be the first in line. /> It's been a long time since we've seen Sacha Baron Cohen not dressed up as Bruno, but he made a rare exception to do the David Letterman show last night, telling a laugh-out-loud hilarious story about ... well ... interviewing a real terrorist. This one's a must-watch. I cannot WAIT to see this movie. I will be the first in line. ...

Plagiarism Not Involving Coldplay?

Normally, when I hear "plagiarism," I immediately think "Chris Martin," but there's a new "Gee, this song sounds familiar" case out there, and it doesn't involve Coldplay.  There's a musician Adam Freeland who composed an interlude track for his 2008 album "Cope",  titled "Mancry."  He claims that Black Eyed Peas heavily borrowed from his piece of work and applied it to their new song, "Party All The Time."  Too heavily borrowed -- their lawyers are involved. What do you think?  I listene...

Rachel Weisz Calls For Botox Ban

57465781rachelweisz78200990535am Rachel Weisz, the 39-year-old actress from the Mummy movies spoke out in the August issue of Harper's Bazaar UK about her distaste of all things Botox.  "It should be banned for actors, as steroids are for sportsmen.  Acting is all about expression; why would you want to iron out a frown?"  Yeah, that's a brilliant analogy Rachel, except steroids improve performance and, by your definition, Botox diminishes performance.  Duh. How about this?  Let's ban all dumb actresses from wearing dresses that make them look like a spear of asparag...

The Wedding Is Off!

Bradley Cooper It's time for me to say "Goodbye" to my fiance, Bradley Cooper.  I could handle the "dates" he had with Jennifer Aniston and Renee Zellweger.  I found a way (denial) to handle the gay rumors.  But now, he has gone and betrayed me in the worst and most unspeakable way possible.  He is forever tainted. Here are some pictures of Bradley on the movie set of his upcoming flick, Valentine's Day.  Pictures of him and ... Julia.  Roberts.  What's next, Bradley?  A cameo on Mischa Barton...

Workaholic Lindsay Makes Another Excellent Career Decision

57361391lindsaylohan78200963816am I've cracked the code.  I've finally figured out how Lindsay Lohan's brain works.  Basically, every belief that Lindsay holds is the opposite of reality.  In her pickled brain, dead-end relationships and cocaine and bad tanner are all components of success.  She utilizes the same processing for selecting movie roles.  Linds was approached about the stripper role   -- she would have been a natural -- in the movie The Hangover.  When she was presented with the screenplay, she turn...

Bethenny Frankel of RHONYC Gets Engaged!

57826677bethennyfrankel77200985749pm I fully admit to watching all installments of Real Housewives on Bravo.  Lots of stuff has been going on with the New York housewives.  Bethenny, the funny underfed one, just got engaged to real estate dude Jason Hoppy.  I didn't know she even had a boyfriend, but I totally hope she asks Kelly Bensimon to be in her wedding. Also, Page Six reports that the Countess -- you may remember that she was Dis-counted by her husband this spring -- may be getting back together with her wayward s...

Britney Spends A Night In Paris

Jayden James Federline, Britney Spears Brit spent some time with her sons Jayden James and Sean Preston in Paris, France yesterday.  I don't know what it is but with the brunette hair and the boob almost popping out of her shirt as she strolled under the Eiffel Tower reminds me of old crazy Britney.  Let's hope it's just the dye job that's throwing me off. The kids are cute but that nanny in the background looks like whatever they're paying her isn't enough. [gallery]...

Emma Watson Makes Brief Statement

emmawatsonbrief Emma Watson, now legal at 19, accidentally flashed the crowds today at the Harry Potter premiere in London.  On a slow news day, this picture would be plastered all over the Internet.  It's a pretty brilliant move to provide an upskirt (?) on the day of Michael Jackson's funeral.  So little of the public will ever know that Emma Watson does, in fact, wear undies because we're all so fixated on the real location of Michael Jackson's corpse....

Some People Are Meant To Be Pregnant

57855553jenniferhudson77200945136pm Jennifer Hudson performed today at Michael Jackson's memorial service.  Here she is backstage with Usher casually resting his hand on her belly. Now I know what people mean when they refer to that pregnant glow -- I certainly never had it, but Jennifer looks beautiful and healthy! In a year that has brought so much loss to Hudson, I'm excited for her impending arrival.  She'll never know so deep a love as the one she will have for this little tot....

Did You Watch?

I didn't watch Michael's memorial service, but I did have it playing on a minimized window on my computer.  So, I heard Mariah Carey sing poorly -- was it because of emotion or was she just bad?.  I also heard Al Sharpton with his totally inappropriate "Wasn't nothing strange about your daddy," speech and did I hear some politician talking about laws or the Constitution, or something like that?  What the hell was that about? Well, the funeral is over.  Now things can return to normal and we...

Transformers Director Tested Megan Fox’s, Uh, Scrubbing Technique

57573633meganfoxmichaelbay77200941952pm Michael Bay, better known as the director of The Transformers movies, has an interesting way of auditioning leading ladies.  Back when he was casting for the first film in the franchise, he had Megan Fox wash his Ferrari.  At his house.  And he filmed it.  And now has no idea where the tape is.  "Wash a Ferrari."  Is that what they call sex tapes nowadays? Anyway, regardless of the backseat of a Ferrari casting couch relationship between these two, Bay spoke out earlier this week a...
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