Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Is Everyone Excited for Jennifer’s Body?

Normally I don't go for horror flicks, but I think I'll have to catch the upcoming Megan Fox flick, Jennifer's Body. Megan plays an evil lesbian cheerleader who kills boys. Amanda Seyfried is trying to stop her. Need I say more? Trailer above. /> Normally I don't go for horror flicks, but I think I'll have to catch the upcoming Megan Fox flick, Jennifer's Body. Megan plays an evil lesbian cheerleader who kills boys. Amanda Seyfried is trying to stop her. Need I say more? Trailer above. ...

Of Course Joe Jackson Made Money Off Michael’s Death

57805940joejackson710200952844pm Joe Jackson granted an interview to ABC news -- you can watch a clip here -- in which he spoke about his son Michael's death.  He stated that he truly believes MJ died at the hands of foul play and also alluded to Michael's children being in show business.  Some people never learn ...  Even when asked what he remembered most about his son, it was about his performing ability.  I haven't heard this man talk at all about Michael, the person. There is a protocol followed by most major new...

The Best News I’ve Heard All Week

56117350rachaelray710200943407pm Rachael Ray had surgery last week to remove a benign cyst from her vocal cords.  Actually, the best news I could have heard all week would have been that the surgeon sneezed during a critical phase of operating and accidentally severed her vocal cords altogether.  But, since she hasn't been rendered speechless, at least she'll stop sounding like a fisher cat in heat.  Or Brooke Hogan trying to sing.   Feel better soon, Rachael!...

But What She Really Wants to Do Is Produce!

90710w4_lohan_b-gr_02 Being an "actress" isn't going so hot for Lindsay Lohan, but her leggings line did well and her self-tanner's holding its own, too, so it looks like the starlet is looking to do some more off-screen work: She and her fashion-line partner, Kristi Kaylor, have launched a production company called Unforgettable Productions. The duo are developing several projects including a TV show called "Faux Real," described as "Entourage" for the fashion world. There's also a game show involving dating...

Ben Affleck: Jennifer Lopez Is Icky

1734204benaffleck710200934642pm Is Ben Affleck becoming the new Jennifer Aniston?  It's entirely possible, because he recently spoke with Contact Music about the time that he was one half of the duo Bennifer. BEN AFFLECK has spoken out about his high-profile relationship with former girlfriend JENNIFER LOPEZ - insisting it was bad for his movie career. The actor began dating the singer in 2002 after starring in Gigli with her, and the pair later became engaged before splitting up shortly before their scheduled wedding in 20...

Guilt

57751249jenniferaniston710200922050pm I fully admit that I'm tough on Jennifer Aniston.  I'd really have no issue with her if it wasn't for the near-constant interviews in which she talks about Brad Pitt.  Her neediness seems only to be overshadowed by her chin.  But now she's gone and done something really nice that I must acknowledge ... and I feel a little guilty for being so harsh. Aniston has been in New York filming the thriller The Bounty with Gerard Butler.  Over the Fourth of July weekend, she paid every crew memb...

Madonna and Family Leave Paris

58227ep_madonna_b-gr_01madonna Madonna -- and I'm convinced she gave up Botox, because there's some actual emoting happening -- departed the Ritz-Carlton in Paris today with all four of her children in tow.  Her newest, Mercy, is really a very beautiful child.  I feel so bad for David because he's being raised to be a Yankees fan.  Can we get CPS involved somehow? Lourdes and Rocco -- "The Bios" -- brought up the rear.  There will be more jet-setting as Madge continues the European leg of her "Sticky & Sweet" tour...

Chaz Bono Debuts New Look Gender

16866294chazbono7102009121156pm1 Chaz Bono appeared at the opening night of Los Angeles Gay and Lesbian Film Festival AKA L.A. Outfest last night with his girlfriend Jennifer Elia on his arm.  This was Bono's first public appearance since announcing his decision to transition to the male gender. I know that many transgendered people say that they knew in their earliest years that they were meant to be the opposite gender.  And I believe them.  But, seriously, Chaz Bono dresses exponentially better as a dude than he ever ...

More Details on Michael Jackson’s Pill Habit

michael_jackson_-_another_part_of_me3-1 Poor Michael Jackson! As we'd assumed originally following his death, it appears the talented singer struggled terribly in a battle against drugs. Documents obtained by CNN -- created in 2004 during preparations for Jackson's molestation trial -- indicate that the singer took between 10 and 40 Xanax pills a night. (Although no one seems to know the dosage of those pills, which is strange. Usually these things are described in milligrams, not "pills.") The documents show that Michael used his emp...

Mel Gibson Puts His Hand Up A Beaver For New Role

16681160melgibson7102009111645am Mel Gibson has signed on to accept the leading role in Jodie Foster's latest directorial effort (she'll also play the wife of Mel's character), The Beaver.  The movie centers on Mel's character, a depressed man, and how he finds levity by wearing a beaver puppet named Sugar Tits.  Okay, I'm lying about the Sugar Tits part, but the rest is the truth.  Do you feel like you're being Punk'd right now?  Because you aren't.  Are you checking your calendar to see if it's April 1st?  It isn't....