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The Return of Jon & Kate!!!

Is everyone SO EXCITED for the bloody mess that will (hopefully!) be the return of Jon & Kate Plus 8 to TLC on Monday? I KNOW I AM. There's a preview clip from E! above. Do you LOVE the body language or WHAT?? Says the President of TLC: "“You’ll see Jon struggle in the kitchen trying to make pizza for his kids. You’ll see what its like when Kate has to put a tent up for the first time for her kids, who love to camp in their backyard. And she gets a little advice from her daughter who doesn’t think she does it quite as well as dad.” And as to whether or not we'll get to see Jon running around Manhattan with his new barely-legal harem? “As far as new people and places that may be cycling into Jon and Kate’s lives, we’re taking it on a case-by-case basis,” she says. Ooooh, don't let us down, TLC!! DRAMA! DRAMA! DRAMA. /> Is everyone SO EXCITED for the bloody mess that will (hopefully!) be the return of Jon & Kate Plus 8 to TLC on Monday? I KNOW I AM. There's a preview clip from E! above. Do you LOVE the body language or WHAT?? Says the President of TLC: "“You’ll see Jon struggle in the kitchen trying to make pizza for his kids. You’ll see what its like when Kate has to put a tent up for the first time for her kids, who love to camp in their backyard. And she gets a little advice from her daughter who doesn’...

Do We Love This or Leave This?

58010277ciara7302009100125am Ciara was at Nobu last night for the TXT L8TR campaign sponsored by Express, wearing what can only be described as a bow-xedo.  What do you think of this red, satin, strapless ... thing?  I'm in total support of banning texting while driving, but what action can we take to ban bad pantsuits and dyed-to-match pumps? The Hilton sisters were there, as well as America's and Beet's favorite, Mandy Moore.  Beet, I put an extra pic of Mands in the gallery -- no need to thank me.   Kellan Lutz,...

Kara DioGuardi Will be Back on American Idol?

57713840karadioguardi730200991055am I really felt that Kara was going to be gone.  After last season, when the world realized that American Idol with four judges makes no sense, I thought she'd be out the door.  Anyway, isn't she really bad?  I tuned in once and she was trying to teach a contestant the right way to sing -- awkward!  But her contract has been renewed and this scares me.  It makes me wonder if they truly aren't bringing back Paula. I don't really watch AI unless I'm beyond bored and I suspect the world is...

Custody Settled Regarding Michael Jackson’s Children

4873201debbierowe730200984724am According to TMZ, Debbie Rowe has resolved the issues regarding custody of her children with Michael Jackson.  You'll love this -- not a penny passed hands.  *coughbullshitcough* Rowe will retain her parental rights -- good move for later down the road when her bank balance gets a little low -- and Katherine Jackson will be the children's legal guardian.  As part of the agreement, Rowe requested the participation of a psychologist who will help integrate Debbie into the lives of her kids.  She will be on a visitation schedule ...

Jude Law Knocked Someone Up And How I Grossed Myself Out

56253863judelaw730200981821am Jude Law got some chick pregnant; she's due this fall.  Her name hasn't come out yet and they aren't in a relationship, so it was probably a typical Jude Law conquest accomplished by a liberal application of Stoli and English charm (though, obviously lacking a liberal application of spermicide). I started going through the photo agencies' Jude Law pictures of the past year, looking for this mysterious female that is now impregnated with Law's kid.  (Obviously, I think I'm Nancy Drew.)  I did find some pictures of him with a woman, and they ...

Mel Gibson is a Tool

57564462melgibson730200975419am At what age will Mel Gibson not be at clubs and getting into fights?  Whatever age that is, he clearly isn't there yet. Last night Mel was at a club with his pregnant girlfriend Oksana Gregorieva and a pap tried getting a picture of them.  He was stopped by security, but another photog friend stepped in to try and get the shot.  That's when -- what else? -- Mel went batshit and ripped the dude's shirt open.  No word on if he called the pap "sugar tits".  Sigh. You know, this "bad boy" personna -- the trashed hotel rooms, the bar r...

Studio Sheds Light On Reasons Behind Twilight Personnel Change

  57744965rachellelefevre730200971749am  I had a feeling there was more to this story  than we were originally hearing.  Last night I told you about the replacement of Rachelle Lefevre, the actress who plays Victoria in the Twilight movies.  And, you know, she released a statement making it seem like she was pretty much blindsided by Summit Entertainment's decision to go with a different actress -- Bryce Dallas Howard -- due to a minor "scheduling conflict".  According to Summit's rebuttal, Lefevre may be playing dumb: W...

Why Natural Lighting Is Evil

16883848bridgetmarquardt730200963033am This is why we must all eschew any and all photo sessions that occur in the great outdoors.  Bridget Marquardt, Hef's ex-girl next door, was a guest at last night's Give and Get Fete, an event that supports Dress for Success.  The sun was cruel ... as cruel as the hairstylist that keeps her looking like Washed Up Barbie. Denise Richards appeared too, and I don't know how I've never noticed this before, but she has a touch of the crazy eyes.  Tatyana Ali, best known for being on Fresh Pri...

New Madonna Single!

Madonna's greatest hits album is set to drop on September 29th.  Madge's "Celebration" will have two new songs, one of which is aptly titled "Celebration".  Take a listen and let me know what you think. Oh, and I can't wait for the video.  Lourdes is debuting in it!...

Demi Lovato Rules the Charts, Jordin Sparks Fails to Light It Up

Demi Lovato at Hannah Montana Premiere Ahhh, my little Demi-goddess Lovato released another hit album, with Here We Go Again selling 108K copies and topping the Billboard charts. (Michael Jackson's Number Ones sold more copies, but it's ineligible for the charts because it's an older album.) Meanwhile, Jordin Sparks' Battlefield sold a dismal 48,000 copies. Has anyone heard the single off that album? It's terrible. If that's what they released as the first single, I can't even imagine the crap that's on the rest of that album. No sweat off my back. I'm still angr...

How High Is Kristen Stewart?

Scale of 1-10, guys, with 1 being your local Mormon missionary and 10 being your really really high local Mormon missionary. This isn't weed high, either. Stoned Kristen is much more bored-looking and far less reactive. This is something more ... interesting than that. So let's make that the second part of this game. First: How high is Kristen Stewart? And second: What's she on? (Combo guesses are allowed.) /> Scale of 1-10, guys, with 1 being your local Mormon missionary and 10 being your really really high local Mormon missionary. This isn't weed high, either. Stoned Kristen is much more bored-looking and far less reactive. This is something more ... interesting than that. So let's make that the second part of this game. First: How high is Kristen Stewart? And second: What's she on? (Combo guesses are allowed.)...
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