Levi Johnston Wouldn’t Vote For Sarah Palin July 13, 2009WendieLevi Johnston, Sarah Palin In Levi Johnston's continuing attempt to extend his long-expired fifteen minutes of fame, he spoke at a press conference last Thursday in which he claimed that Sarah Palin resigned for financial reasons. Johnston recounted tales of the Palin family lamenting their inability to accept book and reality television deals due to Sarah's political obligations. He believes that is the motivating force behind Palin's hasty departure from government. Levi -- and this dude's only accomplishment...
LaToya Jackson Calls Michael’s Death Murder July 13, 2009WendieMichael Jackson Jackson has erased any doubt as to where she stands on the death of her brother Michael. In a four-hour interview with News of the World, she shares her belief that her brother was murdered for his money and Beatles song catalog. "We don't think just one person was involved in the murder. It was a conspiracy to get Michael's money. I know who did it and I won't rest until I nail them!" While LaToya is busy screwing the suspects, I hope the police get involved in making some arrests. She also discussed the condition of Jackson's body as more evidence supporting her theory of foul play. "He had many needle marks on ...
Still Going Strong! July 12, 2009Evil BeetKeith Urban, Nicole Kidman It's rare that we see these two together anymore, but Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman were spotted taking in a movie in NYC Sunday afternoon. I wonder if they saw Bruno! [gallery]...
Double Douche! July 12, 2009Evil BeetChristian Audigier, Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin For someone who said he didn't want fame, a post-separation Jon Gosselin sure is taking advantage of it. The father of eight is currently in St. Tropez, partying with Christian Audigier. Word on the street is that they're thinking of "working" together, possibly on a children's line. Oh, also in St. Tropez with Jon? His girlfriend, 22-year-old Hailey Glassman. She's the daughter of Kate's former plastic surgeon. Kate, for her part, is hanging out in Reading, Pa with the kids. T...
Vivienne and Knox Turn 1!!! July 12, 2009Evil BeetAngelina Jolie, Brad Pitt It's hard to believe that a full year has gone by since the Brangelina twins were born. Or does it seem like it's been way more than a year? I don't know. I change my mind every thirty seconds. But Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon turned one today, and I'm pleased to see that we'll still worshiping non-Jolie-Pitt deities. It's just a matter of time, though, before these children grow up and become a religion. A beautiful, pouty-lipped religion. ...
Bruno Tops the Box Office! July 12, 2009Evil Beetbruno, Sacha Baron Cohen I saw Bruno last night in New York City. Since it's an 88-minute movie, it was showing about every 45 minutes in damn near every theater in Manhattan. We had hoped to go to the 9:05 showing, but that was sold out, in addition to the 9:45 and the 10:05. We managed to get tickets for the 10:25, in a theater the size of a small basketball stadium. Which was packed. The audience was screaming with laughter the entire time. Throughout the movie, I just kept turning to my friends and saying "Oh my...
If I Were Lindsay Lohan, I’d Avoid Anything Called a “Clam Bake” Right Now July 11, 2009Evil BeetLindsay Lohan There are just too many punchlines. But La Lohan fears no man or clam, and she bravely attended the Lia Sophia clam bake in Malibu on Saturday. I hope those were some good clams, Lindsay. Some really, really good baked clams. ...
This Is a Conversation That Actually Happened July 11, 2009Evil BeetParis Hilton Chief U.S. District Judge Federico Moreno: What does that mean? Paris Hilton: Paris Hilton's My New Best Friend Forever Chief U.S. District Judge Federico Moreno: This will be my best case forever. Paris Hilton: You're my best judge forever. Yes, this is a conversation that actually took place in a courtroom. Paris Hilton was defending herself against an $8 million lawsuit's claim that she didn't do her part to promote the 2006 box-office bomb Pledge This! I guess her new show's title came up, an...
Kill Me Now: Lauren Conrad’s Book Is a Best-Seller July 11, 2009Evil BeetLauren Conrad The "novel" that Lauren Conrad "wrote," L.A. Candy, is the #1 book on the NY Times Bestseller list for the second week since its June 16th release. In equally wonderful news, Miley Cyrus's book, Miles to Go, rings in at #7. Fittingly, a novel called Scat took the #10 spot. With all this success, keep your eyes open for Lauren's sophomore novel, which will be a completely fictional story about a former reality TV star who decides to write a book. And also look out for my debut novel, whi...
The Madge Clan Does Paris July 11, 2009Evil BeetMadonna, Mercy James The latest stop on Madonna's tour is Paris, and she's brought all of her kids along for the ride. Lourdes, Rocco, David and Mercy hit up Montemartre and Cathedral Notre Dame this week ... with two nannies and a bodyguard. I guess Madonna was busy prepping for the show. But, damn, Mercy's been a part of Madonna's family for less than a month, and that little girl's already seen more of the world than I have. [gallery]...
Ryan Reynolds Lands Green Lantern Role July 11, 2009Evil BeetBradley Cooper, Ryan Reynolds After much ado, it appears that Mr. Scarlett Johansson will be taking the coveted role of The Green Lantern in the upcoming flick based on the DC Comics hero. Reynolds and his camp entered negotiations for the part Friday, after the studio held two rounds of screen tests, along with actors Bradley Cooper and Jared Leto. Justin Timberlake also did a screen test. The studio had holding options on the actors, but, except for Reynolds, those expired Monday. Reynolds’ option would have expired end of day Friday. One reason for the long search was De Line, Ca...
Emma Watson Hopes Her College Roommate Isn’t a Harry Potter Fan July 11, 2009Evil BeetDaniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson Heh. Harry Potter star Emma Watson starts school at Columbia University in the fall, and her only request? "As long as there are no Harry Potter posters on the wall, I will be fine and happy," she says. Emma will be going all-out and living in the dorms, and she's hoping she gets a roommate who isn't a big Harry Potter fan. But co-star Daniel Radcliffe hopes otherwise. "I really hope they are a really massive Harry Potter fan," he joked. "I hope you walk in and the first thing you see is your...
Jackson has erased any doubt as to where she stands on the death of her brother Michael. In a four-hour interview with News of the World, she shares her belief that her brother was murdered for his money and Beatles song catalog. "We don't think just one person was involved in the murder. It was a conspiracy to get Michael's money. I know who did it and I won't rest until I nail them!" While LaToya is busy screwing the suspects, I hope the police get involved in making some arrests.
She also discussed the condition of Jackson's body as more evidence supporting her theory of foul play. "He had many needle marks on ...
It's rare that we see these two together anymore, but Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman were spotted taking in a movie in NYC Sunday afternoon. I wonder if they saw Bruno!
[gallery]...
For someone who said he didn't want fame, a post-separation Jon Gosselin sure is taking advantage of it.
The father of eight is currently in St. Tropez, partying with Christian Audigier. Word on the street is that they're thinking of "working" together, possibly on a children's line.
Oh, also in St. Tropez with Jon? His girlfriend, 22-year-old Hailey Glassman. She's the daughter of Kate's former plastic surgeon.
Kate, for her part, is hanging out in Reading, Pa with the kids. T...
It's hard to believe that a full year has gone by since the Brangelina twins were born. Or does it seem like it's been way more than a year? I don't know. I change my mind every thirty seconds. But Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon turned one today, and I'm pleased to see that we'll still worshiping non-Jolie-Pitt deities. It's just a matter of time, though, before these children grow up and become a religion. A beautiful, pouty-lipped religion. ...
I saw Bruno last night in New York City. Since it's an 88-minute movie, it was showing about every 45 minutes in damn near every theater in Manhattan. We had hoped to go to the 9:05 showing, but that was sold out, in addition to the 9:45 and the 10:05. We managed to get tickets for the 10:25, in a theater the size of a small basketball stadium. Which was packed. The audience was screaming with laughter the entire time. Throughout the movie, I just kept turning to my friends and saying "Oh my...
There are just too many punchlines.
But La Lohan fears no man or clam, and she bravely attended the Lia Sophia clam bake in Malibu on Saturday.
I hope those were some good clams, Lindsay. Some really, really good baked clams. ...
Chief U.S. District Judge Federico Moreno: What does that mean?
Paris Hilton: Paris Hilton's My New Best Friend Forever
Chief U.S. District Judge Federico Moreno: This will be my best case forever.
Paris Hilton: You're my best judge forever.
Yes, this is a conversation that actually took place in a courtroom. Paris Hilton was defending herself against an $8 million lawsuit's claim that she didn't do her part to promote the 2006 box-office bomb Pledge This! I guess her new show's title came up, an...
The "novel" that Lauren Conrad "wrote," L.A. Candy, is the #1 book on the NY Times Bestseller list for the second week since its June 16th release.
In equally wonderful news, Miley Cyrus's book, Miles to Go, rings in at #7.
Fittingly, a novel called Scat took the #10 spot.
With all this success, keep your eyes open for Lauren's sophomore novel, which will be a completely fictional story about a former reality TV star who decides to write a book. And also look out for my debut novel, whi...
The latest stop on Madonna's tour is Paris, and she's brought all of her kids along for the ride. Lourdes, Rocco, David and Mercy hit up Montemartre and Cathedral Notre Dame this week ... with two nannies and a bodyguard. I guess Madonna was busy prepping for the show. But, damn, Mercy's been a part of Madonna's family for less than a month, and that little girl's already seen more of the world than I have.
[gallery]...
After much ado, it appears that Mr. Scarlett Johansson will be taking the coveted role of The Green Lantern in the upcoming flick based on the DC Comics hero.
Reynolds and his camp entered negotiations for the part Friday, after the studio held two rounds of screen tests, along with actors Bradley Cooper and Jared Leto. Justin Timberlake also did a screen test.
The studio had holding options on the actors, but, except for Reynolds, those expired Monday. Reynolds’ option would have expired end of day Friday.
One reason for the long search was De Line, Ca...
Heh. Harry Potter star Emma Watson starts school at Columbia University in the fall, and her only request? "As long as there are no Harry Potter posters on the wall, I will be fine and happy," she says. Emma will be going all-out and living in the dorms, and she's hoping she gets a roommate who isn't a big Harry Potter fan.
But co-star Daniel Radcliffe hopes otherwise. "I really hope they are a really massive Harry Potter fan," he joked. "I hope you walk in and the first thing you see is your...