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Sure, Mariah Carey’s New Video Isn’t About Eminem At All

You know, only Mariah Carey could have such an intense level of self-worship to sing a song and film a video that's all about someone being obsessed ... with her.  A couple of weeks ago, I posted some pics from the video shoot and felt, and still feel, that this whole production is totally directed toward Eminem.  Of course, Mariah denied any connection, which I hate.  If you're going to obviously slam someone in the most public way possible, just own it.  Take me for example:  I totally ad...

Kids, Meet Your New Mommy!

haylie7 Jon Gosselin's new girlfriend Hailey Glassman hasn't accepted my Facebook friend request just yet, but she was stupid enough to accept one from someone at HuffPo.  And the pictures behind the pearly gates known as a private profile -- and oh, how I hate those.  They hamper my cyber-stalking so much -- really tell the story of any average 22-year-old college student.  I also threw in her 2005 mug shot -- she was arrested for drug possession and consumption -- for good measure.  Let's hope for everyone involved that Jon Gosselin is just enjoying this chick...

It’s A Battle of the Quotables

Jon Gosselin, Christian Audigier “She’ll have a lot of input with Christian.  And I will, too.” Jon Gosselin, in a People magazine interview explaining how his 22-year-old girlfriend will be collaborating with him and designer Christian Audigier on a new children's clothing line. "Christian is absolutely not starting a kids' clothing line with Jon.  As of right now, there is no clothing line in the works between them at all." A rep for Christian Audigier, denying that Jon Gosselin and his 22-year-old girlfr...

Sold!

Debbie Rowe Debbie Rowe has decided not to pursue custody for the two biological children that she carried for Michael Jackson.  I say "decided not to pursue" which in the case of Debbie Rowe, will always mean "received a really large financial settlement." In an agreement drawn up between the Jackson family lawyer and Debbie's lawyer, Rowe will receive a payment of approximately $4M in exchange for terminating her parental rights once and for all.  Thankfully, there is a clause that prohibits her fr...

Vanessa Hudgens To Be Seen Naked … On Purpose This Time

16814937vanessahudgens713200933943pm Disney darling Vanessa Hudgens is set to star later this year in a new movie titled Sucker Punch.  The plot centers around a group of institutionalized girls who delve into a fantasy world.  Hudgens' character is a hooker in a 1950's brothel so we can expect lots of (intentional, this time) nudity.  Doesn't this sound Oscar-worthy? Vanessa admits of her wardrobe, "there's not a whole lot of clothes!"  She also confesses to doing things she "would never have imagined doing."  Sure, Vanessa.  I'm sure strutting around naked was such a stretch for you.  Whatever you need to say to keep your owners Disney happ...

If You Need a Job, Apply at American Idol

57715954ryanseacrest713200932005pm I told you a couple weeks ago about Simon Cowell's monstrous new salary of  $144M to do one more season of American Idol.  Now, Ryan Seacret has hammered out his own deal which will bring him $15M a year for the next three years just to insult Simon Cowell host AI.  This figure obviously makes him the highest paid reality television host on air.  If American Idol isn't on the air for another three years, Seacrest would be obligated to host another reality show produced by AI's parent co...

It’s Over!

15919139jessicasimpson713200921627pm Oh, man!  Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson on Thursday -- the night before her 29th birthday! Originally, Jess planned to have a Barbie and Ken party, but ended up Tweeting "Barbie party didn't happen, but I turned 29 and feel like I am on top of the world yelling I LOVE GETTING OLDER!"  Another Tweet on Sunday read "Everyone needs to know that hope floats ... grab the strings and pull it back to you." A source spoke with People and said "She is heartbroken.  She loves Tony. But it'...

Bruno Terrorist is Suing Mad

Ayman Abu Aita appears in Sacha Baron Cohen's newest movie Bruno -- see clip above -- as a terrorist group leader.  And Aita is really mad about that depiction.  "[Baron Cohen] said this was a film going to help the Palestinian cause.  When I heard (four days ago) what this film was about I really didn't believe it." Last week Cohen went on Late Show With David Letterman and explained how he tracked down a terrorist and met him at an undisclosed location to interview for his movie.  Aita c...

Beautiful Headache

Oksana Grigorieva, knocked up girlfriend of Mel Gibson has released a video for her newest single, "Beautiful Heartache."  When I wrote a not completely defamatory post about her last song, she Facebook friend requested me within ten minutes of publishing.  I expect to be blocked after she catches wind of this post.  But ... What the hell does this video (and song) mean?  All I can interpret is "I love you, (I love the way you wear your skin,) I'll do anything for you, even if you want to throw ...

You Know It’s Bad When You Can’t Get Russell Brand To Have Sex With You

57394092russellbrand7132009104857am Normally, I don't believe anything The Sun reports, but in my heart of hearts I'm hoping this story is true.  It seems that Lindsay tried to bed Russell Brand -- or get "the dinkle treatment" as the British tabs like to call it -- over the past few weeks that she's seen him on the party circuit and he's been ... declining.  A source said, "He finds her constant craving for attention and her heavy drinking a turn-off. It’s not like he is short of female attention anyway.” Now, you m...
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