Today's Evil Beet Gossip

More Fun with Jon Gosselin’s New Girlfriend!

hailey_drunk It's a super-slow news day, but luckily for us, Hailey Glassman is here to redeem it. InTouch has a bunch more fun photos of Hailey getting stoned and drunk and sloppy. And The Superficial has a fantastic quote from one of her old college pals (wait, is she even done with college yet?): We lived in Bordner 200 in McNutt during freshmen year at IU. Over winter break the first year she lost 20 pounds.When girls on the floor asked for her secret she said two word..."coke diet!" I also talk...

Connect the Nipples!

90716x2_anderson_b-gr_03 Listen, it's never okay when someone decides to do a red carpet out in the sun on a bright day. Nobody can look good under those conditions. It's impossible. So Pam Anderson gets a pass on everything here ... except the nipples. Like, I know you have a lot on your mind right now, Pam, what with your ... uh ... and your .... um ... whatever, but honestly the publicist who allowed you on the red carpet with your nipples pointing in completely opposite directions should be fired. Pam's in Mont...

Alanis and Alicia Take on the Indie World

My Mother's Red Hat w/Alicia Silverstone & Alanis Morissette from Alicia Silverstone I have to admit, I like this FunnyOrDie vid Alanis Morissette and Alicia Silverstone did poking fun at indie flicks. But you know what's going to be even funnier? The actual feature film Alanis is doing with Lindsay Lohan. I'm just saying. ...

Josh Hartnett: Still Alive, Still Banging Models

Josh Hartnett, Sophie Lie We haven't heard much from Josh Hartnett recently in the way of, ya know, movies, but you better believe that's not stopping him from invading the pants of all the models in New York City. (They have their own lounge now, you know.) Josh was spotted hanging around New York with his girlfriend, Sophie Lie, who's pursuing a Ph.D. in comparative literature at Columbia University after spending four years in equity capital markets for Goldman Sachs. I'm kidding. She's a model. [gallery]...

A Gosselin Series of Events

58358ew_gosselin_b-gr_04 Let me walk you through this: 1) Jon Gosselin and his girlfriend, 22-year-old Hailey Glassman, at the airport in Nice, returning home from their romantic vacation. 2) Kate Gosselin packing her things and getting the hell out of their Reading, Pa. home. 3) Jon Gosselin spending quality time with daughter Mady. In fairness, I guess there was a short period of time that Jon and Kate were at the Reading home with their kids together, but I think in general as soon as Jon shows up she's outti...

Ivanka Trump Is Kinda-Sorta Engaged to Jared Kushner

20070419nyo Did I ever tell you guys about the time I wore Ivanka Trump's tank top? So my parents shipped me off every summer to this "camp" outside of Boston -- there was nothing "camp" about it, though. We slept in fancy dorms and ate fancy foods and occasionally were compelled to attend "activities," but basically we just had a ton of free time to wander around and get high and engage in various sexual activities with one another. Needless to say, the camp attracted a lot of kids from NYC's Upper East ...

Mischa Ruins Everything

Mischa Barton I'm so aggravated right now.  Mischa Barton has been placed on a 5150.  For those of you who weren't paying attention back when Britney got the crazies, that's an involuntary psychiatric hold.  I'm pissed. Quite frankly, in my dating days, nothing could kill my ability to orgasm quicker than a guy saying he wanted to get married.  It's like, once that boundary was crossed, I could never "go there" again.  I'm not sure how my husband dodged that bullet, but whatever.  The same theory...

You Didn’t Think You Were Going To Make It One Whole Day Without A Michael Jackson Story, Did You?

57873985michaeljackson716200922916pm I promise you, it's short, sweet and doesn't involve any lawsuits.  Yet. TMZ has uncovered a recording of  a song titled "A Place With No Name".  It was recorded by Michael Jackson in the past few years.  Now, if you don't have speakers, or you're at work and can't listen to this track right now, it's America's "Horse With No Name" but with different lyrics. Take a listen here and by all means, let me know what you think!...

Madonna’s Stage Collapses Killing One

This is really sad!  A stage that was being constructed in Marseilles, France collapsed today.  Seven workers were injured and one was killed.  There has been no confirmed word on how the accident happened.  Some reports claim that the roof was two-thirds complete when it became unsteady and collapsed. Madonna was quick to release a statement:  "I am devastated to have just received this tragic news.  My prayers go out to those who were injured and their families, along with my deepest sympathy to all those affected by this heartbreaking news." Sunday's Marseilles concert has been cancelled. />This is really sad!  A stage that was being constructed in Marseilles, France collapsed today.  Seven workers were injured and one was killed.  There has been no confirmed word on how the accident happened.  Some reports claim that the roof was two-thirds complete when it became unsteady and collapsed. Madonna was quick to release a statement:  "I am devastated to have just received this tragic news.  My prayers go out to those who were injured and their families, along with my deepest sy...

Lindsay Lohan Respects Liars

I was laughing so hard when I heard that Lohan's movie Labor Pains was going direct to DVD that I didn't hear the news that ABC Family picked it up.  It's airing Sunday!  So get out your best Colombian and gather 'round the set! When Linds was asked about her role, she confessed "I love Thea’s Character because she’s very clever. It’s very easy for her to lie and get away with things, which is interesting to watch...”  Oh, I agree.  It is so interesting every time Lindsay tries to tell us that her Twitter account has been hacked into.  So.  Very.  Interesting.  And...

Shawn Johnson Gets Sun and Water, Blooms, Attends Espy Awards

57907545shawnjohnson716200975718am Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson appeared at the Espy Awards last night clad in something that can only be described "the exact same dress my 1970's Marie Osmond Barbie wears."  Shawn:  a)  Who is your stylist?  b)  Does your stylist hate you?  I'll give you a clue:  The answer to Part B is "Yes." There were a bunch of athletic-y, sports people there -- probably because the Espy is a sports award -- whose names I have in the picture file extensions.  I recognize very few, but I was sur...

Does Promises Offer A Group Discount?

Courtney Love It's a rare celebrity that I'll dedicate an entire photo gallery to, but Courtney Love?  Yeah, she's worth it.  Courtney spent last night hanging out on a park bench outside a New York City hotel making friends with some random dude.  Now, I know she's been sober for four years, but I think she's Mischa Barton brand of "sober", meaning she doesn't share needles.  I'm currently working on securing a two-for-one deal that will get both Court and Misch -- yes, we're on a one syllable terms -...
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