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Jon Gosselin, Whorin it Up

Jon Gosselin Goes on Dinner Date with Mystery Blonde Who Appears to be Having a Stroke Jon and an unknown blonde went out for dinner and a stroll last night in NYC, jut hours after Jon met up with Kate and the kids for a TLC photo shoot. I'm not usually of the opinion that a man and a woman  are crossing streams just because they've gone out to dinner together--I am neither The Huffington Post, nor the Ayatollah. However, this is Midlife Crisis Gosselin we're talking about here, and the blonde's body language speaks volumes-- approximately 750mL of liquid volume, the size ...

Gaga Dumped Over Mystery Makeout

Lady Gaga Makes Out with Mystery Man Lady Gaga had a boyfriend-- the kind who doesn't like it when his girlfriend makes out with other people. I don't know why that shocks me, but it does. I just imagine she's sort of like an angora rabbit that screws anything within humping distance that has a big enough carrot. But apparently her boyfriend, Speedy (whose real name and identity aren't known), didn't think of her that way. He dumped her a few days ago when photos of the Gagster making out with a new "mystery man" were published i...

Jesus is My Copilot

James Caviezel Involved in Motorcycle Crash James Caviezel was in a motorcycle accident outside of Leavenworth, Washington yesterday when a pedestrian whack-a-doo threw a bicycle in the path of his speeding Harley Davidson. The Washington State Patrol says the actor was wearing a helmet and suffered minor injuries when he crashed, but that the injuries easily "could have been a lot worse." No one knows why the man threw the bicycle at Caveziel, but police speculate he may be suffering from some form of mental illness. (Gee. Ya think?) Thi...

Orlando Bloom’s Girlfriend in Her Underwear

Miranda Kerr is a Japanese Sex Doll This is the chick that Orlando Bloom has proposed to, twice. This is also the chick that has turned down Orland Bloom, twice. These are pictures of said chick, Miranda Kerr, modeling the new line of Victoria's Secret lingerie. Now, I drink as much haterade as the next girl who spends a little more time each day struggling  into her size 10 jeans (that seem to be magically shrinking like one of Rick Moranis' on screen children in a Disney movie). But I've gotta say, I honestly don't find her attra...

Naomi Watts in a Wheelchair

Naomi Watts in a Wheelchair Don't worry, Naomi Watts isn't dying. She pulled a Gerald Ford when she arrived in Rome today for a short vacation with husband Liev Schreiber and son, Sasha. After tumbling down the steps while exiting her aircraft, Watts was escorted through the airport in a wheelchair by airport staff. However, there are no reports of any serious injury, so it was probably just a liability precaution on the part of the airport. You can continue with your lives now, knowing that Naomi Watts is hale, healthy...

Stupidest Stupid Dumbness

Pardon the ineloquent title. I'm just...speechless.
Detroit -- Police officials criticized the use of a four-car police escort for two hearses jammed with stuffed animals in memory of Michael Jackson on Friday morning as it headed to Woodlawn Cemetery. Detroit police officials couldn't say how much the escort cost the city... The escort guided the hearses from the funeral procession through red lights. Mourners had left the toys and other items at the Motown Museum on West Grand Boulevard since the singer died June 25. After sitting outside for three weeks, the toys were not safe to donate to a children's museum or orphanage, museum CEO Audley Smith said. "We have now concluded that it would be best to bury the items," Smith said Friday morning. Once at the cemetery, the toys were unloaded from the tops of the hearses and from boxes inside the vehicles. They were then placed into clear plastic bags and then inside donated vaults. The cemetery donated the equivalent of three graves for the vaults. Jackson's songs from more than 40 years of performing played over speakers as a service was held. "Don't Stop Til You Get Enough" played as the hearses arrived and "Ben" as the service ended. About 50 people were present...
Really America? Really? />Pardon the ineloquent title. I'm just...speechless. Detroit -- Police officials criticized the use of a four-car police escort for two hearses jammed with stuffed animals in memory of Michael Jackson on Friday morning as it headed to Woodlawn Cemetery. Detroit police officials couldn't say how much the escort cost the city... The escort guided the hearses from the funeral procession through red lights. Mourners had left the toys and other items at the Motown Museum on West Grand Bouleva...

Caleb vs. The Volcano

Octomom Nadya Suleman Lookin Classy in the Grocery Store Weren't some of you just wondering what happened to Octomom and what kind of craziness she would pull to wrestle a little entertainment media attention away from MJ and the Gosselin's? Well, it turns out the fastest way to get back into the news is to have your child eat a volcano. Suleman's 2 year old son Caleb was taken to the hospital this morning after ingesting the contents of his older brother's volcano kit. Reports are that Caleb vomited up most of the chemicals from the kit  (which...

That’s the Way it Is

I'm sure most of you have heard the news by now, but I would be derelict in my duties as a blogger, and would generally feel bad about myself as a human being, were I to blog about the passings of Billy Mays and Farrah Fawcett but leave out the esteemed Walter Cronkite. Cronkite passed away peacefully yesterday evening at the ripe old age of 92. For me, and for many of you as well, Cronkite is someone that I knew better for his legendary name than for any actual newscasting. By the time I...

WE ARE NOT OUT OF GOSSELIN STORIES YET!!!

Jon Gosselin Don't worry, folks. Lest you think we were done scraping the bottom of the Gosselin barrel for stories today, I'm pleased to bring you just one more (I think): Jon Gosselin has officially purchased an apartment in Manhattan. It's a 2-bedroom in the Alexandria at 72nd and Broadway. It's apparently a nice building, but nothing super fancy. However, I did a quick little check, and it looks like 1-beds in the building sell for around a million bucks. So you know he probably paid $1.5M or up for the...

Leelee Sobieski Got Engaged a Month Ago, We Finally Care

16850394leelee-sobieski717200945832pm As I previously mentioned, today is a very slow news day. A slow news day is a Z-lister's best friend. Which is why we're finally hearing news about Leelee Sobieski getting engaged last month to her boyfriend, menswear designer Adam Kimmel. In fact, the above pictures were taken June 23 at the Public Enemies premiere in LA, and Leelee's making absolutely no effort to hide her engagement ring. On the red carpet, she told Us Weekly that she was "leaving to meet [Adam] in Paris" the next day...

Your Daily SamLo!!!

90717p3_lohan_b-gr_01 Oh, happy day! Samantha and Lindsay back together, in broad daylight, like the star-crossed, coke-fueled lovers that they are. Lindsay and Sam had lunch at a Mexican restaurant in LA yesterday, and then headed out to see the American Idol tour. Yeah, you read that right. The American Idol tour. They both clearly loved it, Twittering about how Matt Giraud and Adam Lambert were so amazing. (No comments on Kris Allen, though.) [gallery]...
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