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Of Course Some Guy Has Surfaced Claiming To Be Michael Jackson’s Biological Son

omerbhatti To be fair, Omer Bhatti has been on the scene and claiming to be Michael Jackson's son for years now.  But now that the King of Pop is dead, Bhatti is asking for a DNA test.  Not to lay claim to Jackson's fortune  -- of course not -- but to settle the burning question that lurks in the mind of him and, well, no one else:  Did Michael Jackson father a child 20-something years ago via a Norwegian one-night stand? Some sources say that Michael referred to Bhatti as his son after meeting him in 1996.  A you...

Of Course LaToya is Releasing a Song About Michael

  I've decided to title every piece that I write about the Michael Jackson debacle as "Of Course ..."  It's all so frigging predictable.  The DNA tests, the court battles, toxicology reports, and tribute songs -- if a screenwriter was working on a script for the Michael Jackson biopic, this is exactly how it would be written.  Except this constant dramatic merry-go-round of revelations is actually happening.  Needless to say, there was no shock when I learned that LaToya raced to the studio to...

My Hopes For a Jessica And Nick Reunion: Dashed

6544172jessicasimpson720200942648am As a child who grew up watching The Love Boat, I'm a really big fan of the completely illogical and seemingly impossible reunion that unfolds against the backdrop of the Aloha deck.  Alas, it is not to be for Jessica and Nick. I never understood why these two split in the first place -- this picture was taken nine days before they announced that they were divorcing -- but apparently they won't be doing lunch, even though Nick is recently single and Jessica was unceremoniously dumped by Dallas...

Is Paula Abdul’s Idol Run Over???

paula-abdul-drunk Noooooooooo!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! They CANNOT kick Paula Abdul off Idol. They simply CANNOT. I will be devastated. Half the reason I watch that show each week is to play the delightful game that I invented. It's called "Paula Abdul: How High?" And basically the way you play is you watch Paula "talk," you watch her glazed eyes roll around in her head, you watch her try to slap Simon and practically miss, and then you write down on a piece of paper how many milligrams of Xanax you think are currently in her ...

Your Daily Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Squirts Watergun at Paparazzi Pictures Photos So, I missed Lindsay Lohan's big return to "film" in ABC Family's television airing of Labor Pains today, but it's airing again on Thursday and my DVR is SET, yo. I'm not gonna miss a minute of Lindsay Lohan's fake pregnancy and real acting skills. However, I know Wendie watched it (yeah, I'm outing you on that) and I expect a full review from her when she starts work in the morning. But I do have these pics of Lindsay messing with the paparazzi this weekend, stepping out of her house armed with waterg...

Welcome to the Tribe, Ivanka!

ivanka_trump_engagement_ring Ivanka Trump is officially a dirty Jew. She converted to the religion in order for boy-toy Jared Kushner's family to allow them to get engaged. "Jared is my best friend for many reasons,” the heiress said. "I've allowed him to see who I truly am and he still loves me. I don't feel like I have any defensive walls built up around me ... He's a bit of a hero of mine. His ability to remain focused – he lacks an anxiety that's natural for someone his age handed so much responsibility." ...

R.I.P. Frank McCourt

Frank McCourt Pictures Photos It brings me great sadness to report on the passing of Frank McCourt, the brilliant memoirist who I consider a personal literary hero. McCourt initially garnered attention with Angela's Ashes, and went on to write two more bestsellers: 'Tis and Teacher Man. His heartfelt words and his story resonated with readers worldwide, myself included. He passed away on Sunday in New York City after battling illness for several years. You will be missed, Mr. McCourt. ...

15 Year Old Tallulah Belle Willis Gets Trashed at Scout’s Birthday Party

Tallulah Belle Willis, Trashed and Hitting on an Older Man at Scout Willis' 18th Birthday Party At a rowdy 18 year old's birthday party, you might expect the restaurant or the ladies bathroom to get trashed, but not the birthday girl's 15 year old sister. The Moore - Kutcher - Willis clan got together this past Friday night to celebrate Scout Willis' 18th birthday with a 20's flapper-style bash at L.A. restaurant Cicada. Guests included Dita Von Teese, Marisa Tomei, and Rumer Willis, doing her best to let everyone know exactly what kind of underwear she was wearing. But the real ...

Ellen Pompeo is About to Pop

Ellen Pompeo's Baby Bump An endearingly bumpy-- and as always, braless-- Ellen Pompeo showed off her baby boulder on the way to the doctor Saturday. Umm... is this one of those times when we don't have to pretend that pregnancy automatically makes all women look better? Not every woman "glows," unless your definition of "glowing" includes awkwardness and upper lip sweat. Still, Ellen looks very happy (and healthy) for someone who could see her own placenta at any moment; the baby is due in early August. [gall...

Potter Actor Pleads Guilty to Growing Pot

Jamie Waylett Pleads Guilty to Growing Marajuana Jamie Waylett, who plays Vincent Crabbe in the Harry Potter movies, appeared in a London court this past Thursday to plead guilty to charges of producing cannabis. Waylett... was originally busted in April after police searched a car he was riding in and discovered eight bags of marijuana and a knife. Police then raided his mother's home and found 10 marijuana plants. The cannabis was reportedly worth approximately $2,900 and was growing under hydroponic lights, next to a PlayStation console. Along with a friend, the 19-year-old Waylett pleaded g...

Someone Hates Katherine Heigl More than Wendie Does

Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler at the Premier of The Ugly Truth The press junket for Katherin Heigl and Gerard Butler's new film The Ugly Truth was interrupted Saturday when a bomb threat was called in to the Four Seasons Hotel where it was being held. The building was evacuated for two hours while police searched the premises. Butler and Heigl mingled and took photographs outside with other evacuated guests, then ducked into a nearby restaurant to grab a bite. After the police search turned up nothing, the hotel was reopened. No word yet on what W...
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