I’m Just Going To Catch You Up On All The Mischa Barton Crap At Once So That We Don’t Have To Talk About Her Again … Today. July 22, 2009WendieMischa Barton Let's play "Guess The Drug" today. Sadly, it's not an embeddable clip, but click here to watch an interview from last month when Mischa Barton attended the Harrod's Summer Sale. Watch all the way to the end so that you don't miss a moment of slurring, swaying or fake British accent. When you're done hearing Misch talk about her fashion icons and super-exclusive handbag line, return here and tell me what substance(s) she is on. Is that a pot daze or a coke glaze? In response to yesterday's re...
Quotables July 21, 2009WendieKristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson "I definitely had a thing with Kristen. Your first impulse is to ask her for her phone number." Robert Pattinson, confirming to Bop magazine that he had some sort of interaction with his Twilight co-start Kristen Stewart that extended beyond on-camera vampiring. Now that this burning question has been answered, can I return to not caring?...
Jon Gosselin Is A Catch July 21, 2009WendieJon Gosselin, Kate Gosselin Hailey Glassman has granted an interview to People, in which she shares how thrilled her family is that their 22-year-old daughter has hooked up with a decade-older father of eight. "They love him. They think of him as part of the family. They think things happen for a reason. The most important thing is if someone fits in with my family ... This is perfect. It just fits." Glassman also raved about Jon's cooking. "He's a great cook. He cooks roasted veggies with special seasoning and s...
Remember Those VH1 Divas Concerts? July 21, 2009WendieUncategorized They're baaaaack! After a four-year break, VH1 is bringing back the Divas concert special. In a press release, the network has announced that they have confirmed Leona Lewis, Kelly Clarkson, Adele and Miley Cyrus for the September 17th event. Seriously, Miley Cyrus is a diva? Are you even eligible to be a diva at 16? They have four more performers to announce and Taylor Swift better not be on that list. She's talented and all, but so not a diva. Who would you have on the list? Katy Perry? Lady ...
Pot Luck July 21, 2009WendieUncategorized Harry Potter actor Jamie Waylett pled guilty last week to charges of growing marijuana. In a move that assures me that special celebrity treatment is a practice that exists both here and across the pond, the actor, who could have been sentenced to 14 years, received a punishment of 120 hours of community service. Apparently you don't get as harsh a sentence if the drugs you grow are for your own personal use. Or, if you're famous, natch....
If Mischa Barton Gets Canned, Who Will I Make Fun Of On The Fall Lineup? July 21, 2009WendieMischa Barton As I mentioned the other day, I just feel like part of my soul has been ripped out ever since Mischa Barton was put into Cedars-Sinai on that 5150. A life where I feel like I can't make fun of Mischa is hardly one worth living. For example, the other day I tried telling a joke to someone about how Mischa was kicked out of a Making a Potholder class over the weekend. My punch line had something to do with suede fringe and headbands and a crackpipe -- as is the punch line for all Mischa Barton jokes -- but I couldn't even get to it ... m...
Where’s Kelly When I Need Her? Sports News … Ugh. July 21, 2009WendieUncategorized It's kind of a slow news day. Well, it's a slow news day if you're sick and tired of talking about anything related to Jon Gosselin or Michael Jackson. And I am. However, there is a ton of stuff going on in the sports world, so I'm going to do my best to tell you about it. The UFC league's -- and today I learned that is an acronym for Ultimate Fighting Champion -- Kimo Leopoldo has died at the age of 41. Initial reports are indicating that he had a heart attack, but he also had a ...
Everything Is Falling Into Place July 21, 2009WendieBritney Spears, Kevin Federline Things are getting back to normal for Britney Spears. Dad Jamie has asked the courts to review the conservatorship when her tour ends in November. I suspect that "Daddy is in control" was one of the major clauses that concert promoters insisted upon when scheduling the "Circus" tour. Though Spears Sr. cannot actually request for the conservatorship to be dissolved, it looks like he's hoping that it will be so that Britney can get back to the business of being a normal, decision-making...
Relief On So Many Levels July 21, 2009WendieLindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson Where to begin? First of all, I was really happy and relieved to learn that Samantha Ronson isn't trying to make the moves on my Portia De Rossi. The photo agency had the pics tagged incorrectly, and Sam was actually out to dinner with Drea De Matteo. That raccoon tail really should have been the giveaway. Two blondes with a "De" in their name, and a photographer who can't tell the difference between the two -- and I'm actually surprised by how similar they do look -- is all it takes ...
Jennifer Love Hewitt Takes On Second Fiance Of 2009 July 21, 2009WendieJamie Kennedy, Jennifer Love Hewitt It was only this past January that Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ross McCall ended their year-long engagement and the universal question was posed: Will Jennifer Love Hewitt ever find love again? Take heart, the answer is a resounding "YES!" JLH's boyfriend Jamie Kennedy was on stage Saturday night at the Laugh Factory comedy club in Long Beach -- I didn't even know he was a comedian. Isn't that horrible? -- when an audience member yelled out that he should marry Hewitt. Kennedy responded by...
Joe Jackson Talks About Slavery. Relevancy Unknown July 21, 2009WendieMichael Jackson Crazy Joe Jackson was on Larry King Live last night and discussed -- what else? -- Michael. The elder Jackson was pretty adamant in letting King's audience know that he didn't abuse Michael and that rumors of Joe beating his children are somehow related to the days of slavery. I'm starting to wonder if JJ doesn't have a little pill habit of his own. Also, in a seemingly unintentional act of irony, Joe praised his own parenting skills -- he made no mistakes -- and pointed out that most ...
There Is Some Very Real Blood-Sucking Going on at the Set of True Blood July 20, 2009Evil BeetAnna Paquin, Lorien Hayes, Stephen Moyer In case you haven't caught me twittering about it recently, I've recently become obsessed with HBO's True Blood, starring the immensely talented and adorable Anna Paquin. I just can't get enough of it -- it's very creative and compelling and, well, addictive. I was surprised a few weeks ago to hear that Anna Paquin is in a real-life romance with co-star Stephen Moyer (who plays Bill, her sexy vampire love). But I was even more surprised today to learn that Stephen left his girlfriend of seven years -- and...