Jon's job for the day: Pick up refills for his Swiffer in Manhattan while looking rather stoned.
Kate's job for the day: Take three little girls to the pediatrician for a check-up while looking rather exhausted.
Those tables, they are a-turnin'! Team Kate FTW!
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The trailer for the upcoming Ashlee Simpson-starring Melrose Place features Britney's "Circus." That should be your first clue that this is a really bad trailer. Like, you can take pretty much the shittiest show on television and find some way to make it look compelling in a 60-second trailer. But this? Is a giant fail. I can't even fathom tuning in for this show. />
LOOK HOW HIP THE CW IS, YOU GUYS!!!!
The trailer for the upcoming Ashlee Simpson-starring Melrose Place features Britney's "Circus." That should be your first clue that this is a really bad trailer. Like, you can take pretty much the shittiest show on television and find some way to make it look compelling in a 60-second trailer. But this? Is a giant fail. I can't even fathom tuning in for this show. ...
OK, does the Huffington Post not have editors anymore? Jamie Lee Curtis's piece this week about pain-killer addiction, Michael Jackson, and child stardom is a rambling, run-on mess. There are, however, many lovely gems I'd like to address. The first: Jamie Lee talks about her own addiction to pain killers:
I too found painkillers after a routine cosmetic surgical procedure and I too became addicted, the morphine becomes the warm bath from which to escape painful reality. I was a lucky one. I was able to see that the pain had started long ago an...
Actor Rupert Everett thinks Michael Jackson's death is one of the best things that could have happened to the the freakish King of Pop. I'm not even disrespecting the dead -- these are Everett's words:
I think it was fortuitous that he died," he said.
"He was supposed to be doing 50 concerts in London. It wouldn’t have mattered how good or bad he was. He wouldn’t have managed to do all of them and the press would have destroyed him."
Rupert also claimed that it was the child molestation accusations that caused Michael's early demise.
"He was a freak. He looked like a character fro...
Law enforcement officials raided the Houston office of Michael Jackson's doctor, Dr. Conrad Murray. According to a representative of the physician's attorney, the DEA was looking for evidence of manslaughter.
"This (raid) was unexpected to us [as opposed to the ever-popular scheduled raid]," Miranda Sevcik, a rep for Murray's attorney Ed Chernoff, tells PEOPLE. "All this drama is just not necessary, is how we feel. Ed's not dismayed about it. He's just trying to figure out what's going on. ...
Two point one million of you crazies watched Lindsay Lohan in Labor Pains on ABC Family last Sunday. Though two million really isn't a huge crowd, it was the best rated television cable movie (in the female demographic) that ABC Family ran all week. What does this mean?
Let's talk about what it doesn't mean. It doesn't mean it was a scintillating plot and it doesn't mean that Lindsay Lohan should be preparing her "I never expected this" prime-time Emmy award acceptance speech. It means that women are catty and women tuned in ...
Billy Joel is dating. Again. Already. You may recall that he and wife Katie Joel announced their split just last month. According to Page Six --and take it with a grain of salt because they're on my shit list right now for making me believe that Jennifer Love Hewitt was engaged again -- Billy is seeing The Young and the Restless actress Alex Donnelley. Page Six's source says that the two met backstage during one of Billy's concerts and now spend time together at Joel's Sag Harbor home.
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It looks like Leann Rimes' married boyfriend, actor Eddie Cibrian, is finally free to see other people, since his wife dumped him on his ass. I'm happy for him. I find that lifetime commitment puts such a damper on dating. His wife, Brandi Glanville spoke to Us magazine about the split. "Eddie and I have decided to take some time apart. I want to do what is best for our children. Eddie and LeAnn[Rimes] deserve each other." I love when scorned women speak to the media!
And really, Glanville should be pissed. Last month a seco...
Man, we need some decent celebrity gossip! Isn't it time for Katie Holmes to admit that she's pregnant with an alien?
Meanwhile, I've been reduced to stories such as this. Folks, the Taco Bell chihuahua, Gidget, has gone to the big chalupa in the sky. Yes, she died from a stroke at the ripe, old age of 15.
Earlier this year, Gidget's trainer, Sue Chipperton revealed to People that the pup was so low maintenance, "...it's like looking after a plant."
No word yet on, errr ... f...
I just had to show you this week's People magazine cover. Discussion continues about Twilight actor Robert Pattinson's love life while Walter Cronkite, the most trusted man in America, gets sent to the corner. What the hell is wrong with this country?...