Have you ever noticed that Michael Lohan is really good at focusing on anyone’s problems but his own? He’s still holed up with Jon Gosselin and Star reporter “Kate Major-ly Insane” on Long Island and has now taken on the responsibility of speaking on Jon’s behalf. I’d have to say that Michael Lohan is the last person that I’d want talking to People — to anyone — about me, my kids, or my relationships. The last.
Even as Jon Gosselin prepares for divorce, he hopes to remain close to his wife Kate, mom to their eight kids, according to pal Michael Lohan.
“He would love to be friends with her,” says Lohan, the estranged father of Lindsay Lohan, who’s been showing Gosselin around the Hamptons. “They had eight kids and he would like to work things out the right way and just be friends.”
The new buddies spent Saturday in Southampton, attending a business meeting, walking on the beach – where they were met by paparazzi – and shopping at a J. Crew store for clothes to wear to a polo match in Bridgehampton that afternoon.
“A lot of opportunities are opening up for him,” Lohan says of his friend, referring to possible endorsement deals.
Lohan also says Gosselin is in a good mood these days. “He’s fantastic and upbeat and said that he just wanted to concentrate on his kids and his career and his life,” he said. “It’s overwhelming for him but he’s handling it.”
As for for Gosselin’s gal pal Hailey Glassman and the former Starmagazine reporter Gosselin’s been spotted with, Kate Major, “he’s not with either one right now,” Lohan reports. “He’s not concentrating on a relationship with any woman. He just wants to take a step back and deal with his family and his kids.”
Now that Michael Lohan has found his way back into the spotlight, sources are coming out to People to say that Lohan needs to focus on the $12,000 he owes in back child support instead of attending polo matches with some reality-television dad-to-many.
It’s hard to believe that there are any underage Lohans, but Ali is 15 and Dakota is 13. I’m ashamed to say that I didn’t know there was a Dakota Lohan.
Michael, the man who has an answer for everything, responded to the allegations.”That’s a total lie. I pay Dina and the kids cash all the time.” Paying court ordered child support? Not a good idea.
I truly hope Michael Lohan isn’t counseling Jon Gosselin on relationships. Or parenting. Or wardrobe.
Best. Headline. Ever.
Agreed. Made me LOL
I totally agree! Classic.
I agree – congrats on the most descriptive, laugh-out-loud headline ever!
Can’t stop laughing! That’s my new nickname for them, sorry Wendie but I’m thiefing it haha.
ha ha ha ha awesomeness! Love the headline
It’s like the “Massengill Twin Pack” you get at Costco or BJ’s! A years supply! Is this the blind leading the blind or what? Jon stated “Some of the choices he has made put himself and his family in the wrong place” But this one has to take the cake. Let’s see, I need advice so let me go to the biggest looser on Long Island, lets talk about Jail, Rehab, Divorce, Raising Delussional Kids, Drug Addicts, Beating & Threatening Girl Friends, SEC Fraud, Tax Evasion, YUP Michael Lohan is the one I would run to, he has TONS of experience in this stuff. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE JUST GET THESE LOOSERS OFF OUR ISLAND! Take Dina with them too!
OOPS MY bad…I meant LOSERS!!!! Was trying to tpye with my daughter leaning over my shoulder!
Love the headline!!! Hahahaha, keep me laughing, Wendie.
how do they even know each other? ick….just…ick.
homerun header! don’t know how you’ll ever top it, wendie!! thanks for the laugh!
Shows what Michael knows…. The “right way” for things to work out is:
a) keep your penis in your wife (or at least your pants)
b) don’t exploit your children for your own fiancial gain
c) ideally… staying married
And then there’s the unwritten rule where you never take any advice from Michael Lohan, unless you want to land your childless ass in the pokey.
The more they put this man in the spotlight, the less sympathetic I feel towards him and his family. If he could be left alone to deal with the divorce as a normal man, it might just happen and the family can move on in somewhat peace.
Dakota is the one they call “Cody.”
So after Michael Lohan sucks Jon’s dick, does he get hungry for it again in about an hour?
Great headline Wendie!!
So since when is Lohan the spokesdouche for Jon?
OMG… I hate these two so much, it just gives me the vespers. How is he supposedly concentrating on his kids and “friendship” with Kate… from the Hamptons?
Honestly, to call him a douche at this point is really being too nice.
Friends? How are you EVER friends with an ex-spouse after you spend years of throwing her under the bus by being passive-agressive douchebag in front of a nation of millions, cheating on her with a drunk college girl and then ending up in some slimy 3-way with a “reporter” from a BAD gossip mag and Michael f*&%#ing Lohan…
I need a drink.
I suddenly got a “not so fresh feeling.”
You’ve got to admit Michael Lohan certainly knows how to glom onto the nearest piece of trash to get some press for himself.
It’s making Jon look so bad, he’s so incredibly stupid, and it must be nice just to abandon your 8 kids on the Mom when you get tired of being a father. They are old enough to remember this, and they will know exactly which parent was there for them, and which one was a Ed Hardy wearing goob who was spending the money they earned and not there for them. Jon is a bonafide idiot.
Jesus, that headline is fucking hilarious.
I had NO idea what massengill was. I had to look it up! But I am glad I did, because that is a perfect comparison!
Oh my God that title!!! I started laughing so hard everybody turned and looked at me.
Best tittle EVER Wendie!