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Deadbeats Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan were seen sucking down cigarettes and observing a polo match together in the Hamptons on July 25. C’mon, guys. I know you’ve got something good for this one…

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  • Am I missing something? How are they deadbeats? Does Michael Lohan need to support Lindsey? Are the Gosselin kids not provided for?

    • Yeah, why would they need to provide for their kids when their kids provide for them? Excellent point.

      • Hahaha. NICE.
        ..p.s. maybe those kids don’t need to be financially provided for but there’s definitely a lack of emotional support that could categorize them as “deadbeat”.

    • Love it!

      lalalallalalalaalalalalalaaaaa….
      LoL
      (It won’t let me post just those two words!)

  • The Douchehampton’s!

    An embarrassment of poverty who live off kids! It’s like karma, but hopefully not a glimpse into 8 children’s futures – notice that all of the people Jon is around have extensive drug backgrounds?

    I never thought I would pity Kate.

  • Is it sad that I kinda sorta miss Jon’s “douche-cape” as Joel McHale so awesomely calls his clothing choices?

    They are also definitely comparing drug dealers/horny and willing young women contacts.

  • “Two lame and crazy dads!”
    (Referencing Steve Martin and Dan Akroyd’s SNL characters)

  • What is he thinking hanging out with him? Didn’t he just hire a PR person to advise him against this kind of shit?

  • And by “observing a polo match together in the Hamptons”, we mean “put on display to make the legitimately wealthy feel better about themselves. Z-list douche bags are the new fat friend.”