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Funny Or Die: Leave Kate Alone

It’s certainly clear that we’re all Jon and Kate’d out around here, but it’s the weekend so let’s just have a giggle at this hysterical parody of everyone’s favorite crybabies- Chris Crocker and Kate Gosselin.

Put together by the Brooklyn-based sketch group Dr. Coolsex, the most hilarious line in the video comes at the very end. “Money is like tissues.” Why yes, Kate. In a way they are.

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  • molls, you are the only reason i am bookmarking this site. don’t let your fans down, gurl!

  • Hey molls, I just wanted to tell you that you are doing a great job on your first day! I am an avid Evil Beet reader and your writing style and humor fits right in. :)

  • Well, the post is about the video, but it looks like this is where we get to talk to Molls lol

    Welcome Molls, i also think you’re doing a great job, i like your style and you’re very funny as well. Oh, and you’ve been posting all day, i like that a lot!

    Good luck with this new adventure, and i’m looing forward to read more from you.

    Have a great day!

    Tako :)

  • Ok….I was expekting a lil more from you, butt I guess I will have to waite, Yeah I know my missplelled words suks butt, thats how I roll…..still weight’tn to see what you got

  • Welcome Molls. I am happy to see multiple weekend stories. I love the site so it’s heartening to know there will be much to discuss 7 days a week.
    I got a little nervous when I read the first post-there was one sentence that was about 65 words long. I felt the urge to yell “run-on!!!” like I do with my kid when I see her homework. Alas, it was just a hiccup and the posts have been mad entertaining.
    Happy to have you.

  • Sorry, did I miss something? Did Molls get moved to weedends or something? She’s not really that new..

    I’ve been watching her vlogs..( from her bedroom )… Meaning she was in her bedroom when she made the vlogs, not that I was in her bedroom when I was watching them…. LOL

    You’re doing a good job Molls…. But I do have a question?

    Why do you and Sasha’s new hair look so much alike?

  • Busted my gut at the first appearance of the money-tissues.
    Nearly peed myself with “*sob* Money’s like tissues *sob*”!!!!