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What Was All That Miley Cyrus Fuss About?

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Hey, check out the new model for Hudson jeans.  She’s 17.  This picture has stirred up some controversy, but I’d totally let my teenager pose topless with her ass pointed toward the world all in the name of peddling denim.  Wouldn’t you?

This gal has famous parents.  Parents rich enough to afford to get those teeth fixed.  Can you tell who spawned her?  Answer after the jump.

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The topless girl is Georgia May Jagger, daughter of Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall.  Obviously, she’s following in her mother’s footsteps in pursuing a modeling career.

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  • can i just say i come to this site almost everyday and so far have never thought any of your writers to be blatantly offensive, actually normally i find the candor quite nice after working with douche bags all the time so when i opened this up this morning i was definitely thrown off. First of all spreading the 17 year old smut along and thus far giving it more appeal then it’s intended use is pretty shameless of you guys considering the slander you’ll write along with the picture. Then you go and make fun of a young girls teeth? fuck yourself! nasty ass whore bags

  • This has already been done. Remember Brooke Shields and her Calvin Kleins? 1981? Brooke was 16? The ad where she rolls around putting on her jeans?

    • Oh, and don’t forget the 1980 ad campaign when Brooke was only 14 and posed topless. I can’t find the print ad, I can only find Kardashian’s mimicry of it.

  • Le Snore.

    This isnt even creative. How many ads like this have we seen?

    Mrs. Ed! Give her a carrot, quick!

  • Wendie, I can’t believe the bullshit comments that you have to put up with!!!!!!!!!! You were spot on with your commentary in this post, like always. It just amazes me the amount of ignorant, stupid-ass people that are in this world – and a good many of them love to comment on your posts. They can go fuck themselves!!

  • it was better when brooke shields did it. “nothing comes between me and my calvins!” baha. I wasn’t even born when that came out…

  • I love girls with a tooth gap (with a certain limit.. 1 cm is a little bit too much! lol)
    I don’t find it a good idea to encourage everybody to have chicklet teeths….I agree it’s kind of pretty, in a perfect way…but a little tooth gap gives an edgy touch too a cute, normal girl…

    And I love Lara Stone soooo bad and she has one (she’s not the girl in the pic)
    Damn sorry for my english, tought I was almost bilingual but not yet it seems!!! :P

  • Well I think the tooth gap is quite sexy rock n’ roll think with the red lips she usually has. So yep, that insult failed.

  • It’s so sad to me that all these chunky dogs squawk about the ideal of beauty being unfair and a gorgeous young girl like this can get cut down for something not only minute but actually uniquely imperfect. I’ve seen pictures of Wendie… how can she possibly have room to talk? I don’t think there is anything so infantile than a gossip blogger shooting in the dark to put down a 17 year old girl because she showed her BACK in a photo shoot… oh em gee a naked back what a scandal!!

    • geez you people act like she shit all over this photo or something. She just made a reference to the girl getting her teeth fix, dont get your panties in a bunch, dipshit

  • When I read the post, I assumed she was refering that the model came from money and the teeth part was just to emphase it. I do not think she was that MEAN, come on…

    I guess she could have said ”Parents rich enough to afford to buy her a shirt?” but it would have been weak

  • why do young girls want to pose naked for a modeling job for the world to see when the could just do porn and not get all the media coverage

  • Hypocritical religious pious spouting from the Cyrus’ family and this girls’ immoral, could care less parents are the difference. Somewhere Demi Moore is angrily shouting at her homely girls to get with it and make a splash and extra cash with work like this.

  • I don’t see anything shocking in a 17 years old girl posing topless when you don’t even see anything.
    It’s like saying “Oh my God, she’s totally naked under her clothes!!!”
    I find it less shocking than a too much clivag-y top, or a short skirt.
    And I just love that she didn’t try to fix her teeth and so she doesn’t look like every other girl.
    I never liked perfect teeth anyway.

  • the difference between this and the miley scandal is that this is the daughter of MICK JAGGER and miley is a product of the whole disney crap, hence she needs to represent all things nice.

    • same. makes her sexier in a raunchy, dirty kinda way…haha

      i have no problem w/ this being a 17 yo girl.. it’s very brooke shields.. she’s legal and she’s a model. it’s a shot of some side boob. big dea.