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Taco Bell Dog Dies

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Man, we need some decent celebrity gossip!  Isn’t it time for Katie Holmes to admit that she’s pregnant with an alien?  

Meanwhile, I’ve been reduced to stories such as this.  Folks, the Taco Bell chihuahua, Gidget, has gone to the big chalupa in the sky.  Yes, she died from a stroke at the ripe, old age of 15.  

Earlier this year, Gidget’s trainer, Sue Chipperton revealed to People that the pup was so low maintenance, “…it’s like looking after a plant.”

No word yet on, errr … funeral arrangements or tribute concerts.

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