I don’t even know where to begin. First of all, what is Samantha Ronson doing with my beautiful lesbian crush Portia De Rossi? According to my close scrutinizing, she’s just sharing a lighter. Let’s hope it stays that way. I don’t want my Portia anywhere near Sam “Concert T” Ronson.
Secondly, why is my beautiful lesbian crush looking like the general unwashed masses? It’s her job to look stately and stunning and lipstick-ish. Her clothes are dirty and she’s … she’s wearing her cellphone on her waistband!
Finally, and I find this a very difficult question to even pose, is that a raccoon tail I see?
It’s not Portia. It’s that chick from the Soprano’s that went that show with the guy from friends.
Thank goodness. Watching “Labor Pains” must have rendered Wendie temporarily blind. I’m still looking forward to that promised review though!
i love your kitty! its so cute!
its not portia de rossi.its Drea de Matteo.
smoking is SO ugly.
Srsly? Did you just post this? That is not Portia? She and Ellen are hardcore healthy vegan people now. You actually think she smokes cigs?
ooops, big mistake on your part. Don’t trust the photo agencies 100%.
Portia and Ellen may be vegans but smoke like fens!
Drea de Matteo….looks a lot like Portia but it’s not her. This is Drea’s style…she has a kid and is engaged to Shooter Jennings. Very eclectic couple…
Like the others said…that’s not Portia. Portia de Rossi doesn’t have tats on her arms. I vote Drea de Matteo as well.
some of the above is damning evidence that this post is seriously suspect.. but the biggest question for me is why on earth would portia be hanging out with ronson (even aside from the fact that she’s got a great wife at home)??
Get. Facts. Straight.
It is Drea de matteo just look at the arm tat’s and google her images.So yer worries are unfounded.
Hahahaha. I’ve made that mistake before.
haha, funny that you even THOUGHT that. you are the writer of a GOSSIP site. Drea de Matteo.
Sam’s legs scare me.
Yup. Drea di Matteo.
was just saying “CRIS-TO-FUH” the other night with a friend, and laughing. LOL
was the portia thing supposed to be sarcastic? we all know it’s not her at all.
that’s NOT portia… lol..
there’s no way portia de rossi would ever wear a coon-hand bag. clearly not her.
Wendie: very unlike you to mess up like this– are you okay? All you have to do is see the tats and cigs and know that’s not Portia. It’s Monday – we’ll give you a pass…..
that is not portia derossi
Really…after the first 5 or so commenters posted that it’s not Portia, do you actually need to repeat the same sentiment? I think Wendie got the point, and after the first few times it’s really not that original or helpful…
comment police?
It’s true. Why keep stating it? Read the comments first before posting.
Voice of reason/maturity?
Nope, she needs a lot of people to correct her. She’s kinda slow ya know.
this gossip site sucks..
perez hilton got it right..
Yeah, but ‘Barbara’ Hilton’s readers are all pro-Chris Brown. Nothing more to say about it.
what the hell? she made a freakin’ mistake. (although why it hasn’t been corrected yet…..) big whoop.
and frankly – perez hilton may have gotten THIS caption right, but he gets absolutely nothing else right. yo yo, why not just stay there….?
It’s nice to see everyone is paying attention, definitely Drea!
(I don’t think Portia smokes, at least I hope not!)
Apparently I’m the only one that saw the hair and just assumed it was Lindsey Lohan.
Nope, I thought the same thing.
Nope I thought it was LiLo too. 100% not Portia though (this should be fixed!!!) Obviously you don’t know your “lesbian crush” very well.
why has this not been fixed yet???
maybe because it’s called sarcasm…
A little story about coon tail:
A friend of mine works at Kobe Steakhouse here in Nashville– one of those mid-class Japanese habachi grill type places. (After the stories I’ve heard about this place, I must implore you to never eat there).
A few weeks ago, Drea de Matteo came in to eat with her fiance, Shooter Jennings. They racked up a $350 bill (I have no idea how you even do that at Kobe) then struggled to pay for it when Shooter’s credit card was declined. They ended up splitting the bill on two of Drea’s credit cards.
The end.
Another site actually thought it was Lindsay with lighter hair – poor Drea needs to cultivate her own look!